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    We're about 24 hours to kickoff. When the game is all said and done, what will the headlines read?

    In the Argus Leader:
    Back to Reality, Rabbits Choke at Home

    In the Fargo Forum:

    The Thunder Rolls as the Rabbits get Jacked


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    3000 Empty Seats Create More Noise Than Dykhouse Home Crowd

    In the Grand Forks Herald:
    Helmet Car Put Into Winter Storage as Region Sees First Snowfall

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    How about: Larsen Co announces plans to relocate to Fargo
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    Stigelmeier to officially retire Pooh tie
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    McFeely’s headline: Lack of Yellow and Green in Brookings proves decrease in Bison fan support.


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    Forum: Fargo body shops seeing record business due to vandalism.

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    The Marker stays down South

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    Roadwarrior's streak broken due to food poisoning at BWW in Watertown.
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    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    Quote Originally Posted by ndsubison1 View Post
    The Marker stays down South
    Can someone Izzy-fy this one? I feel like it has potential.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman View Post
    Can someone Izzy-fy this one? I feel like it has potential.
    The Marker (my porno name back in the late 70's for my ability to perfectly place a mushroom stamp wherever I desired with precision unseen before), in a twist from the norm, keeps his stamp below belt, Stigelmeier-style
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    Quote Originally Posted by BisonNation11 View Post
    The Marker (my porno name back in the late 70's for my ability to perfectly place a mushroom stamp wherever I desired with precision unseen before), in a twist from the norm, keeps his stamp below belt, Stigelmeier-style
    Either this or this I'm torn
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