Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 11 to 19 of 19

Thread: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

  1. #11
    Join Date
    Dec 2013
    Posts
    799

    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    Quote Originally Posted by BisonNation11 View Post
    The Marker (my porno name back in the late 70's for my ability to perfectly place a mushroom stamp wherever I desired with precision unseen before), in a twist from the norm, keeps his stamp below belt, Stigelmeier-style
    At least your porno name wasn't The Nickel.

  2. #12
    NDSUSR's Avatar
    NDSUSR is offline Senior Member Gets their mail at the West Parking Lot
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Call Delta Airlines For Details
    Posts
    3,079

    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today


  3. #13
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Bison Nation
    Posts
    6,060

    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    Quote Originally Posted by StL Bison Fan View Post
    Either this or this I'm torn
    Quote Originally Posted by yopaulie View Post
    At least your porno name wasn't The Nickel.
    I'm taking full credit for the idea of the headline, but in no way is this a real representation of myself. I did my best Izzy impression and I personally think he'd be proud.
    Unofficial Official President and Charter Member of the Paul Miller "Miller Time" Fan Club

    If you leave tailgating hungry and thirsty, you're doing it wrong

    I am so sick of the Bison already. Win this, win that, blah, blah, blah. I'd really, really like to know how they do it. I swear they have to be the luckiest sob's on the planet. Just sick of this bs, just fed up.

  4. #14
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    897

    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    Quote Originally Posted by ndsubison1 View Post
    The Marker stays down South
    Ok so I've had some time to think about it and (closes eyes and channels Izzy (twss)) here goes:

    As far nicknames for your manhood go, Dakota Marker is a pretty good one. Sorry to hear yours is staying "down" though. They make pills for that ya know.

    Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

  5. #15
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    650

    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Meaty View Post
    Roadwarrior's streak broken due to food poisoning at BWW in Watertown.
    Why do I think it would take more than a lil o' case of food poisoning to keep roadwarrior away? Suggestion for a Sticky thread title - What would it take for roadwarrior to miss a Bison game?

  6. #16
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Columbus, OH
    Posts
    15,077

    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    Quote Originally Posted by BisonCardinal View Post
    Why do I think it would take more than a lil o' case of food poisoning to keep roadwarrior away? Suggestion for a Sticky thread title - What would it take for roadwarrior to miss a Bison game?
    Crisis averted. He tweeted from the parking lot.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  7. #17
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Posts
    26,979

    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Bison 4 Life View Post
    Crisis averted. He tweeted from the parking lot.
    What's his tweeter handle?

  8. #18
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Centennial, CO
    Posts
    6,260

    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    Quote Originally Posted by EC8CH View Post
    What's his tweeter handle?
    Just search ndsuroadwarrior...
    Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems. (Homer Simpson)

  9. #19
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Posts
    800

    Default Re: Tomorrow's Headlines Today

    Jacks Thumped

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •