That is what the Athletic department should do. They should call from a number that looks like it is coming from Grand Forks, they would definetaly at least pick up the phone then.
They could say they are a college calling from the "State of North Dakota", then start babbling about hockey sticks and pucks, throw in some you know we had a flood comments, maybe a comment about really loving our nickname. By that time the other AD will have started to tune everything out and be salivating all over their desk and will have the contract in the mail. We could maybe buffalo them or.................... Bison them. It might even be good to target a AD that has had any prior work or connection to the outhouse to the North.