I sincerely hope Louis the 13th comes back and posts, especially if he (or she) really is a Bison fan.
I, for one, will have loads of respect for the kid if Post Number 2 comes back with a good self-deprecating sense of humor, sincere contrition for his youthful insolence, and an offer to wash my car every week for the rest of his life.
I'm nothing if not forgiving.