Virginia Tech or ASU in the desert would be my picks.
"Sometimes a concept is baffling not because it is profound but because it is wrong" E. O. Wilson
"I'm not crazy my mother had me tested". Sheldon Cooper
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, mainly because his name is Steven.
Actually, anything in western snowbird country would make a lot of sense..................Tempe, Tuscon, Las Vegas...............Reno?
I don't think anything in eastern snowbird land (Florida), or southern snowbird territory (Texas) would take the bait right now.
Mayville need to be shuttered asap. Valley City should privatized like Jamestown and could probably pull it off, especially with assistance from the State. NDSCS needs to be renamed North Dakota Tech and turned into a 4 year college. Rename Williston State to North Dakota Tech-Williston and western kids can go there for Tech degrees and then feed into Wahp for the more advanced stuff, same with North Dakota Tech-Bottineau and North Dakota Tech-Bismarck. Lake Region is untouchable because of politics. Minot ST is fine but Dickinson State is a joke and I have no idea what to do there.
Yah, I don't know............it's still kind of hot there in September...............and the twinkling lights keep me up at night.............and there are never enough nickel slots.............and the chances of being tempted into eternal damnation are very high.................and they always run out of prime rib at the buffet.............and then, to top it off, I'd probably end up baby-sitting and bailing-out BisonVet the whole freaking time there!
I'm just not sure it would be worth it.