Top 5 Worst Days in Bison D1 Football Era

[Christopher Moen]

This might end up being the biggest consequence for UND. If they were in the MVFC in 2016, would they have made the playoffs? I would guess no.
However their coach (give him some credit) and the admin in Grand Forks have done a good job of ramping up their program. They were better in 2016 than a lot of people thought they would be. If they keep getting better, they will have a presence in the MVFC. Probably should add, my preference would be one hockey program in ND. One D1 football program in ND. This arrangement in my mind improves the chances of national titles by ND universities, and deep playoff runs.

UND having a football team has hampered NDSU's football team as much as NDSU's hockey club team has hampered UND's hockey team.


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[oldmantutters]

UND having a football team has hampered NDSU's football team as much as NDSU's hockey club team has hampered UND's hockey team.


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The quote is not a factual statement.

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[Christopher Moen]

The quote is not a factual statement.

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How has their football team's existence hampered NDSU's since the move from DII?

Are they taking players, coaches or resources? No.


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[ByeSonBusiness]

How has their football team's existence hampered NDSU's since the move from DII?

Are they taking players, coaches or resources? No.


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Yes, probably not, and obviously.

[2011BisonAlumni]

How about in 2015 when manbearpig and Bubbles beat the Bison?


Oh wait....

[Vet70]

Yes, probably not, and obviously.

[Bison Loaf]

Remember the Seinfeld, where the valet smelled so bad, then parked Jerry's car. After, the car smelled so bad that, people that rode in it, acquired the odor too. Jerry ends up trying to get rid of the car, after he realized, no matter what he did, the smell was not going away. That is how I feel when people say: adding UND to our FB conference will be good for the Bison.

Booze-soaked tampons and helmut cars
Don't let them bring you down
There's too much toxin and too many clowns
Why'd you bring "that" school back around you?
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you


The smell of failure is upon you
The one that knifed you in the back
Don't take another whiff, please hold your nose
Linking up again, fool, could drown you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you


Now they want you to save their ass
Can't bear to see you succeed
You say its alright, the times have changed
Until that shiny blade comes back out for you (yeah you)
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you


Hey, you're a fool you
letting them back in your life
I know, I been there before


One little problem that confronts you
Now that the monkey's back on your back
Racist old jerseys and that "flagship" crap
That's one hell of a price to sell your soul, you (yeah you)
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you


Hey, you're a fool you
Letting them back in your life
You're just a fool, just a fool, just a fool

[KilldeerBison]

Booze-soaked tampons and helmut cars
Don't let them bring you down
There's too much toxin and too many clowns
Why'd you bring "that" school back around you?
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you


The smell of failure is upon you
The one that knifed you in the back
Don't take another whiff, please hold your nose
Linking up again, fool, could drown you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you


Now they want you to save their ass
Can't bear to see you succeed
You say its alright, the times have changed
Until that shiny blade comes back out for you (yeah you)
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you


Hey, you're a fool you
letting them back in your life
I know, I been there before


One little problem that confronts you
Now that the monkey's back on your back
Racist old jerseys and that "flagship" crap
That's one hell of a price to sell your soul, you (yeah you)
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you


Hey, you're a fool you
Letting them back in your life
You're just a fool, just a fool, just a fool

I imagine Joel Heitkamp hums this song, while brushing his teeth every morning?

[1993bison]

I imagine Joel Heitkamp hums this song, while brushing his teeth every morning?

You man flossing between his two front teeth with a piece of twine?

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[Mr Meaty]

You man flossing between his two front teeth with a piece of twine?

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I spit my pop out laughing at this...