I was gonna play in the Championship until I got high
I was gonna get up and score a touchdown but then I got high
My life is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Our teams beat NDSU and Eastern Washington so we got high
We were lucky and not all piss tested so we got high
Now our coaches are covering for us and we don't know why
'Cause we got high
Because we got high
Because we got high
I was gonna skip practice before I got high
now my pains all gone and I can help the starters because I got high
They took my prescription pain med away and I know why
'Cause I get high
Because I get high
Because I get high
I was gonna run from the linebackers but I was high
I was gonna jump right over em and score but I was high
Now I get to watch the Championship, and I know why, 'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay to get back on the team but I got high
I told coach I would run a extra lap but then I got high
Now the NCAA says I can't play and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
The coaches didn't care all year that we got high
Then came the playoffs and the NCAA said don't get high
who do we believe and why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my scholly and team because I got high
Now my coach has to do the double speak I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
'Cause I'm high
Because I'm high
Because I'm high