Bison Football is like a Great Microbrew

[Milkman]

And only pompous ass hole hipsters with man buns order you at the bar and then they sip it slowly and talk about many important things they are working on.

I'll take that over a vodka tampon any day of the week.

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[B. b. bison]

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[Bison Bridge Guy]

And only pompous ass hole hipsters with man buns order you at the bar and then they sip it slowly and talk about many important things they are working on.

That's only in Missoula.

[GOBISON123]

Today in a meeting, a couple of people asked me how the Bison did this weekend, so I mentioned we had a bye week. One person asked "North Dakota State? Football? Really?" So I said, "People who know college football know the Bison."

It hit me: the Bison are like a high-quality, small production microbrew. We're the best microbrew out there. Not known by everyone, but for those who really know beer--hey, here we are.

So, let Alabama be Budweiser, and Clemson be Miller. Colorado can have Coors. We'll just be great, and loved by people who know what it's really about.

According to Eli Jenkins, Jacksonville State QB, " Low Maintenance Champions"

[thebigund]

I'll take that over a vodka tampon any day of the week.

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Don't knock it til you try it.

[runtheoption]

And only pompous ass hole hipsters with man buns order you at the bar and then they sip it slowly and talk about many important things they are working on.

And we go on and on about our overly-hoppy beer and how good it is, while you (UND) can't even get past the doorman/bouncer with your fake ID...he is hung up on something about "this isn't your name."

[bisonp]

And the fanbase provides a strong nutty finish with subtle bitter undertones.

Subtle?

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[KilldeerBison]

And only pompous ass hole hipsters with man buns order you at the bar and then they sip it slowly and talk about many important things they are working on.

No shirt, No shoes, No service. As you limp to the exit on your frost bit feet with 1 flip flop (SNAFU).

[perthbison]

Don't knock it til you try it.

No thanks. I don't care how gratifying you claim that act to be, we're not like that.

[MrSnuffleupagus]

When I think of NDSU being like a craft beer or microbrew...all I can think of are those douche bags that look down on any and all beer unless it was brewed in a 200 year old brewery using mason jars. We all know those people and to be honest, we all know those Bison fans that act the same way.