The crowd is going to get worn out when Bruce is a senior and we have to yell Bruuuuuuuccceeee 20-30 times a game when he gets the ball.
"Sometimes a concept is baffling not because it is profound but because it is wrong" E. O. Wilson
"I'm not crazy my mother had me tested". Sheldon Cooper
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, mainly because his name is Steven.
So, NDSU's record book requires 20 returns to qualify for the career record. Even if he put up 4 zeros, Bruce would still be 2nd in school history. In baseball, if you're x at bats short of the qualifying standard for the batting title they actually do this, they add x hitless at-bats to your results and use the resulting average to determine the batting title. Football yards are obviously somewhat different because you could have a negative.
I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant - B.Aud
We all live in stories... It seems to me that a definition of any living vibrant society is that you constantly question those stories... The argument itself is freedom. It's not that you come to a conclusion about it. Through that argument you change your mind sometimes... That's how societies grow. When you can't retell for yourself the stories of your life then you live in a prison... Somebody else controls the story. - S. Rushdie