Once the majestic Bison is the symbol of the United States...

[tony]

Once the United States of America enshrines the majestic Bison as an official symbol of our great nation, I guess that when some F'hawker bleats something like "blah blah hockey blah blah Bison are bad blah!", I will just have to say, "Well, you can say whatever you want about us, but I am not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

[BisonTeacher]

The Germans?

[Bison Loaf]

Once the United States of America enshrines the majestic Bison as an official symbol of our great nation, I guess that when some F'hawker bleats something like "blah blah hockey blah blah Bison are bad blah!", I will just have to say, "Well, you can say whatever you want about us, but I am not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

We could fight them with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives.

[Vet70]

The Germans?

I'm not getting this---are you referring to the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor?

[BisonTeacher]

I'm not getting this---are you referring to the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor?

Yes. The ones in the bunker.

[Vet70]

Yes. The ones in the bunker.

Ah, you mean the SS.

[BisonTeacher]

Ah, you mean the SS.

Forget it. He's rolling.

:-)

[runtheoption]

Ah, you mean the SS.

Forget it. He's rolling.

:-)

The Germans have invaded Sioux Sports?

That explains a lot. "Siouxvolley" is German for "continental realignment."

[StL Bison Fan]

Maybe this should go in TIL, but The Bison have their own thread! I found this interesting.

http://www.npr.org/2016/04/28/476060...ational-mammal

[td577]

Maybe this should go in TIL, but The Bison have their own thread! I found this interesting.

http://www.npr.org/2016/04/28/476060...ational-mammal

Bison are so bad ass, they are the national mammal over humans. The only logical next step would be to name NDSU the national university.