Let's say a person has all five of the recent fan rings. What is the appropriate number to wear at one time? Which ones should be worn at what occasions? Is there any combination that shouldn't be worn at the same time? I am asking for a friend.
#5 always on the thumb. Left or right, but always the thumb.
We really missed out. We should have designed a ring that looks like brass knuckles with each knuckle a different year.
Don't matter. FIVE-PEAT!
Another thing we could've and should've done was purchase rings that, when you press a side button, allow beautiful pom-poms to pop out for the wearer's use. In that way, we wouldn't have to hold the pom-poms (although, truth be told, I really DO like holding pom-poms) in our hands (or in our mouth, if we want to do something with our hands!) which in turn causes us to be unable to clap effectively, cup our hands to our mouth during yelling, or even yell at all if the pom-pom is blocking the vocal cavity.
With a "ring pom-pom" all hand movements and actions are still possible and available to the discerning sports fan.
(Legal disclaimer: All rights and patents to this idea are currently pending, and will be defended to the fullest means possible in a court of law)
Here it is, officially.
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Looking good Billy Ray!