AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

[Kevin]

Friday night game would be nice. We’ve had this same slot since like 1988

[CAS4127]

Friday night game would be nice. We’ve had this same slot since like 1988

Yep, almost 33 years to the day (today) we beat Sac State in that time slot. Ac/dc was still touring too.

Maybe will get Friday night game for semi’s, assuming a win next week.

[GreenfieldBison]

11:00 o’clock kickoff next Saturday will be a bit early for AC/DC.

Not if they party all night.


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[CAS4127]

Not if they party all night.


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Rock n Roll all night??

I know, KISS, but still classic band.

[Bison Loaf]

11:00 o’clock kickoff next Saturday will be a bit early for AC/DC.

Dammit CAS!

If we can't get AC/DC to get their tired, boney asses up for an early morning tailgate ......................... then what are we even doing here in the first place?

If we can't drink mass quantities of alcohol before the morning cock crows ............................. then what ARE we even attempting to make of ourselves here in this life as we know it?

If we can't play Thunderstruck at ungodly decibel levels in the West Lot before the sun ever rises upon a Bison playoff game ............................. then WHAT THE HELL is the purpose of EVER taking another breath of beautiful, fresh West Lot air?

And if we can't run up some team's ass on the football field whenever we want to, time after time, for 5-7 yards a carry, in hurry up fashion ............................. then why oh why were miserable wretches like us ever born unto this world AT ALL?

[Bison Loaf]

Rock n Roll all night??

I know, KISS, but still classic band.

Yeah, it's a classic song and classic band alright, but it's gotta be the easiest damn thing I've ever mangled words for in my life! Oh well, it's the playoffs and my people are in need ................. so here you go, needy people.

(And by the way, we at ThM are still obviously working our asses off day and night ......... well, day mostly ........... okay, okay dammit, some small part of certain days at least .............. on getting AC/DC into the West Lot this century, even though this seemingly simple task has proven to be slightly more challenging than we might have first thought. But, HELL YES people, we are simultaneously still working on bringing Kiss, Milli Vanilli (for RTO), and other great bands in here too, because ................ you know ...................we're notorious multi-taskers!)


Ground and Pound All Game (The ETSU Playoff Version) .................................................. ......

You won last week and now you've earned what you got
A trip to hell and back and no second thoughts
You're from the South, where speed is crazy
Now you wanna take The Dome for a spin
You ain't seen nothing till they let US in
Off go the lights then WE go crazy
We keep on shoutin', We keep on shoutin' ...............

We wanna ground and pound all game ... and never pass again
We wanna ground and pound all game ... right up your butt, my friend
We wanna ground and pound all game ... not very nice at all
We wanna ground and pound all game ... just wanna run the damn ball

You keep on saying that you'll wipe our smiles
That makes us laugh, but man we like your style
You're lots of fun ....... but batshit crazy
After we win they'll Herd us back to the lot
We'll head on home, your team will be forgot
Your ears will ring and drive you crazy
We kept on shoutin', We kept on shoutin' .............1...2...3...4......

We wanna ground and pound all game ... and never pass again
We wanna ground and pound all game ... right up your butt, Amen
We wanna ground and pound all game ... not very nice at all
We wanna ground and pound all game ... just wanna run the damn ball

Come on, everybody now! Even Sections 20 & 21! Live it, Breath it, Be it!

We wanna ground and pound all game ... and never pass again
We wanna ground and pound all game ... right up your butt, my friend
We wanna ground and pound all game ... not very nice at all
We wanna ground and pound all game ... just wanna run the damn ball

We wanna ground and pound all game ... and never pass again
We wanna ground and pound all game ... right up your butt, Amen
We wanna ground and pound all game ... not very nice at all
We wanna ground and pound all game ... just wanna run the damn ball

[Bison Loaf]

Thunderstruck Makers Year in Review 2021 ...................... (Read about the year starting here............. http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...87#post1473687


January - Maybe it's the depressing lack of a Bison National Championship Game, or the effects of a Thunderstruck Tequila booster shot gone bad, but the normally defiant Thunderstruck Makers braintrust suddenly and inexplicably complies with a legal summons for the first time in organizational history, as it opens it's financial books for all the world to see. What is unveiled is .... as they say ... a bit of a mess, but one has to understand the debilitating strain that these poor guys are under year after year dealing with AC/DC's asshattery, in order to fully appreciate what a great accomplishment it is to even HAVE dummied-up financial records IN THE FIRST PLACE! But alas ......... the Feds, the Mob, the corrupted Legal System, and ThM's favorite strip clubs that offer credit, weren't buying this story either.

February - ThM continues to pimp the latest Album from AC/DC - "Power Up" (we brown-nose because we care), even while the organization hemorrhages the loss of life-giving funds from its donors after the public mockery of it's (mostly) complete financial records. Losses like this haven't been seen since Loaf kneeled for the Thunderstruck Intro awhile back. But the ThM Grand Pooba Loofa eventually resorts to making a very courageous decision in going after free public funding, strings attached and all, by agreeing to make public service announcements that the Powers-That-Be have shoved down his damn throat, to all his vast followers of lackies, toadies, and suckups. Yeah, the whole sordid episode nearly killed the great man, but public funding is public funding, people, and no one can deny that the ThM Beer Bong and Cheetos Midnight Socials/Membership Meetings started up again in no time flat.

March - After what has now been a full year of Covid, ThM finally does it's own part to save all of mankind (except those dumb bastards who refuse to triple-mask 24 hours a day) by mandating that membership get THE SHOT, any shot ....... but more specifically AC/DC's new song "Money Shot". If there was anything in this effed up world that will cure what ails you .............. it's an AC/DC song! (and brown liquor ...... and a nice set of pom-poms .... but we digress). After getting everyone feeling good again, ThM then dares to unveil another batch of new entries into it's "Thunderstruck Makers Abridged Dictionary", so nobody would figure out that they were just phoning their work in for a regular paycheck. (Man, those guys think of EVERYTHING!) On a completely unrelated note, there is still no sign of the promised AC/DC appearance anytime soon.

April - April showers bring a hope of nicer weather and ThM takes the opportunity to unveil the completion of a groundbreaking new project they have been working on for years! That's right ..... Thunderstruck Makers is now offering pre-printed drink umbrellas to all paid-in-full Uppity Reserved Members for a hefty fee (sorry mullet-heads, it would be criminal to put these bad boys into the hands of General Admission tailgaters)! And if that wasn't enough to make any month look extra Bueno-good, Loaf also gets tricked (or was he?) into divulging the 4th Phase of the super-secret, upcoming Thunderstruck Makers Cinematic Universe, which should net them a ton of black market royalty fees (less any copyright infringement awards) from the unknowing young communists in the countries of Wuhan, Delaware, and San Francisco. So Screw You, Marvel! We're Thunderstruck Makers - Gods of Rock and Avengers of Disco!

May - Nobody is quite sure how the month of April could possibly be topped for great achievements, but somehow, our fearless crew manages to do it again. Indeed, ThM puts out the long-awaited re-vamped Membership Dues Chart, and then sits backs and waits for all the funds to flow into their offshore operating account. The wait manages to take a bit longer than expected (in fact, still waiting, dammit), so in refusing to waste time that's already been wasted on being wasted, ThM stays busy by finally putting out the long-overdue official walk-out music to be used for any Supreme Honcho Loaf appearance in the future (Yes, that means YOU Summer Slam 2022!). ThM also deigns to put out a new 7-year-in-advance Meet n' Greet performance schedule (no, AC/DC is not on it, so give it a rest, FFS) that has the whole West Lot buzzing about a William Shatner spoken-word performance of Thunderstruck scheduled for 2024.

June - One would certainly think that ThM would deserve to take the whole summer off after the great work they have done so far in 2021, but NOOoooooooooooooo! In fact, our indefatigable boys graciously decide that they are only going to sit on their ass and do nothing for the entire Month of June (and get paid for it, of course) or maybe even longer if they can somehow get by with it. God Bless These Guys!

[Bison Loaf]

July - After much pissing & moaning, cussing, and tantrum-throwing, ThM begrudgingly hauls their asses back into their stale and stinky bunker offices and immediately produce an Instant Classic for the 4th of July holiday ... "Thunderstruck the Beautiful". Heartfelt weeping can actually be heard across the entire faux tailgating nation over this majestic piece of sh..eet music. BUT, never ones to rest on their laurels until they are actually done resting on their laurels, ThM gets word of a terrifying emergency and goes immediately into action over an ominous viral development ... the Delta Variant of Barry Manilow Music (AKA the Manilow Variant)! Given the severity and danger of this musical variant, it actually turned out to be a good thing that The-Powers-That-Be at the State Board of Higher Tailgating (SBOHT) went to court and forced Thunderstruck Makers back into work this month "over their dead bodies".

August - With just a month left until fall tailgating season begins, ThM pre-emptively mandates two new AC/DC sponsored beers to be drunk exclusively in the West Lot this fall because they are potent elixirs proven (it's science, people) to combat the dreaded Manilow Variant. Of course nobody listens or complies with the mandate anyway as they continue to drink Truly's, White Claws and other dangerous crap that actually attracts Manilow like flies. ThM rightly blames Fauci for the stunning lack of people following good science these days, and promptly counters such insolence by promulgating fear porn in the form of a Church Organ Cover of Thunderstruck. No, Manilow was not singing Thunderstruck this time, but if not for ThM it would only be a matter of time before he tries. C'mon people, pull your head out! Do you STILL think this stuff isn't scary? Dumbasses.

September - A start of a very confusing month as a new chant is heard in the West Lot, probably due to all the heavy-handed beer mandating (which is really fun to do, btw) and the science-based Manilow Variant fear. Small pockets of "F*ck Off Loafy (clap....clap.... clap, clap, clap)" could be heard around the West Lot, and somebody (it might have been Loaf, but there's no proof) readied the ThM nuclear weapons for imminent action. Cooler heads prevailed, however, as NORAD convinced ThM it was just a bunch of drunk college kids doing the chanting, so nothing to be worried about during the next round of ThM elections. On an completely unrelated note, Loaf, in his all beneficence, suddenly ends the mandates for all his free people in the West Lot to go back to adoring him ad hominem (again, this obviously does not include General Admission folks).

October - In order to further smooth some ruffled feathers among a pissed-off Membership group, ThM finally releases another AC/DC parody song - a Bon Scott classic, no less - for everyone to "get the hell over this Manilow scare thing and that stupid damn Loafy chant you're doing!". The new song "Tailgate" becomes another classic in a long line of classics at ThM (all legally actionable, sure, but classic none-the-less) that some say can even be heard in the foreign tailgates of Iowa State and Northern Iowa. (Are those nuclear weapons still armed, just in case?)

November - With the fall tailgate season halfway over, ThM decides to do what it does best during this time of year: deflect from the fact that there is no frickin' AC/DC again in 2021 (through no fault of ThM's, obviously, unless Loaf can find a fallguy within the organization itself - Hey, has anyone seen Chubs lately?) and the organization puts out a striking, thesis-level compendium on how to handle a hostile media, with their next NY Times best-seller: "Thunderstruck Makers Complete Guide of Answers to Stupid Media Questions".

December - Good Lord, the end of the year is here already, and a truly just and righteous person must honestly ask themselves this question: "What the hell HAVEN'T these guys done to make all of my tailgating dreams come true?" The answer, of course, is, "Not a damn thing." But that doesn't sound quite right, does it. It is inevitable, of course, that some people will nitpick the bejeezus out of every little thing that wasn't accomplished again for the umpteenth time (Dippin' Dot Spoons and West Lot Beach Volleyball come to mind immediately), but this has truly been another amazing year for this beloved organization ... the first, last, and only Online Tailgating Dynasty of it's kind. With AC/DC still squarely in Thunderstruck Makers liquor-induced blurry sight for 2022, ThM finishes the year defiant and strong by blowing it out AC/DC's ass with another KISS parody song (that oughta piss BOTH of them off! HA HA!) for the playoffs ... "Ground and Pound All Game".


Is 2022 the year our boys finally get this AC/DC thinga-ma-jiggy done? Better question is .... Do you even need to ask?

[Bison Loaf]

Dear Thunderstruckers,

Just wondering if this would be the right time to announced to everybody that Thunderstruck Makers has finally struck a majorly major deal with one of those great online ticketing systems that will SURELY make managing your tickets for our future Meet ' Greet performances totally easy-peasy pom-pom squeezy.

Whenever, and IF ever, you think you have become qualified to potentially submit your name into our secret Thunderstruck Makers Meet 'N Greet lottery system for AC/DC or any other of our totally gnarly West Lot performances .................... and upon the extremely small chance that you ever are awarded such tickets .............. all you have to do now to secure or transfer those valuable ticket(s) into your possession are these simple steps:


Step 1. Sign up online at ThMMeetnGreet@boo.ze by accessing the button titled "So You Think You've Got What It Takes, Eh?"
Step 2. Pay the exorbitant fees that we have deemed proper to charge you at this time.
Step 3. Once registered and the fees are paid, wait for a verifying email to come from us relatively soon.
Step 4. Once the email is received, click on the link. If that link takes you to a porn site, try the other link.
Step 5. Follow the non-porn link and enter the security code that we will send you, at our leisure, via text message.

Step 6. After entering the code, then complete the 500-word crossword puzzle that verifies that you are not a robot, a teetotaler, or a 1970's disco fan.
Step 7. Once you enter the code and complete the puzzle, you will be sent to a site that will give you another code. Mark down this code for future reference.
Step 8. Next, go to any web store and purchase the ThM App for the low introductory price of $89.95 per year.
Step 9. Once paid, you can download the App with the code that you received in Step #7.
Step 10. No! Don't press 'enter", dammit! Did we TELL you to press enter!?! Hell no, we did not! Now you have to start over again, dumbass.

Step 11. Oh, you made it back. We were taking bets. Now, after entering the secure code, select a personal 25 character code that includes 3 numbers, 5 special characters, and 4 capital letters.
Step 12. NO, NO, NO! Don't press enter yet! JFC, dude! What the hell is your problem, man? Now you have to start over again. Jeez!

Step 13. Oh there you are. I guess I lose the bet again. Now go play the song 'Thunderstruck' at home (or work) and enter the 100th coherent word you hear in the lyrics. (Note: Brian Johnson's grunts don't count. Good Luck!)
Step 14. Okay NOW you can press enter, but be warned that your continued high level of insolence and impatience is severely testing our very own level of non-violent thoughts.
Step 15. The App should now be downloading to your smart phone. If not, check your phone's music library. If you don't have any AC/DC songs in it ......... the App won't download.
Step 16. Once your phone is loaded with the good stuff and the APP download is complete, enjoy your app. It really has nothing to do with your tickets.

Step 17. Now go back to the online site at ThMMeetnGreet@boo.ze, login, and check your inbox.
Step 18. If you have outstanding dues from ThM, make sure you pay them immediately, or the tickets won't load and security is on it's way.
Step 19. Once the tickets are in your online inbox, however, you'll need to verify them by re-verifying your own identity and credentials.
Step 20. Go to the tab that says " Do I really deserve to see AC/DC in the West Lot?" and it will take you to this link ....................... http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...33#post1209833
Step 21. Fill out this questionnaire to the best of your ability. Good Luck!

Step 22. Once the test is finished and you successfully passed it, you will be sent to another link. Click on the link of that link.
Step 23. This link will give you another code that you should put into another text message that we just sent you.
Step 24. Once the code is in the text message, press send, then wait for an email that looks like spam but is really an advertisement for Thunderstruck Tequila.
Step 25. Take the coupon in the advertisement, rush out to the liquor store, and buy any flavor of Thunderstruck Tequila at full price.
Step 26. Get the special code from underneath the tequila bottle cap.

Step 27. Now go back online and put that code into a letter that we've just deposited into your inbox.
Step 28. Once this code verifies your worthiness to receive these tickets, you'll should be able to open the ticket! Congratulations!



So you can see that this is a very simple, user-friendly process and we can't wait to unveil it once AC/DC gets here. Next month, we will go over the likewise simple steps on how to transfer tickets to "worthy" recipients or buyers. Don't miss it!


Always Thinking In Terms Of Your Best Interests,

Loaf

[GreenfieldBison]

Let’s suppose for the sake of testing that I was, in fact, a 70’s disco fan, (think again bi***ch). Would I receive a unique porno link for my second (and therefore counterfeit) application?


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