Damn! …… I'm taking a lot of political heat down here in the Big-12 over some past indiscretions that were allegedly made while I was expertly honchoing the Fargo branch of ThM for you people back in the day!
Here is the list of "so-called" greviences that have been filed against my future hiring in the "big show".
1. Posted a very disturbing AC/DC Country Music cover of "Highway To Hell" and got banned for it, even in backwards thinking Fargo. (see the evidence here http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...23#post1287023)
2. Attempted to pull-off a very desperate and ill-advised "Face of Manilow" advertising campaign that almost got his ass fired. (see the evidence here http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...69#post1293769)
3. Staged a kneeling protest during the Thunderstruck Intro out of sheer pettiness, vindictiveness and racism over old, white, male Austrailian citizens. (see the evidence here http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...18#post1235418)
4. Is well known to be creepy and inappropriate when talking about and caressing gameday pom-poms. (This evidence is so disgusting, it cannot be shown in public. Private viewing appointments are being arranged.)
5. On numerous occassions, pretended to be a friend of, and concerned about, the well-being of General Admission tailgaters. (see the evidence here ............ http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...46#post1282746)
Can you believe the complete and utter railroad job that they are attempting to perpetrate upon me! Despite the fact that I have solemly pledged and profusely promised to never do this stuff again unless I damn well feel like it, they have refused to back off the witchhunt! This is politcal correctness run amok and I, for one, simply will not stand for it. That's right, if they keep it up ............ I'm going to tell my Mom on them, AND threaten to bring the Bison football team down for a game! They eff'd with the wrong person this time, and before it's all over, they'll think twice about ever effing with Thunderstruck Makers again!