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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
Originally Posted by Bison Loaf
We better quit while we're ahead. A couple more like these and everybody will be wishing like hell that we'd just go back to horribly bastardizing the AC/DC classics!
It's cheap and disgusting .........…. but at least it's Rock 'n Roll!
AD/DC and Rupert Holmes! Loaf is versatile!
"You should host seminars on how to behave on opposing fan forums. Charge a pretty penny toward that Bison tailgating rig." from Milkman 1/6/2016
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
We may not have AC/DC in the West Lot, but we do have ThundHERstruck in the East Lot tonight. No doubt Loaf's tireless efforts played a part in this.
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
A shameless, but accurate and well-deserved suck-up post by you Mr. "P"!We may not have AC/DC in the West Lot, but we do have ThundHERstruck in the East Lot tonight. No doubt Loaf's tireless efforts played a part in this.
Congratulations! 10,000 ThM Priority Points have been awarded to your account! (Not valid for use at tonight's festivities, however.)
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
What? …. and my tremendously awesome versatility (your words, not mine) is some kind of surprise to you? Cripes, where the hell have you been! They don't give these kind of high-paying jobs to just anybody, ya know.
But to show that there are no hard feelings with me at all (twss), I'm posting this just for YOU, my misguided-Panther-but-soon-to-be-Bison-fan friend. I, of all people, understand your deepest insecurities as well as anyone. I actually wrote the following during a deeply troubling time in my life (a period lasting a good 10 minutes or so, after a "monster" 3-day bender) in which I was feeling somewhat sorry for myself and more than a little frustrated with AC/DC. So please don't share this with anyone!
(And my sincerest apologies to Mick and the Boys!)
Stumbling Clown
Women think I'm nasty, their men they try to blast me,
While others say my crap's out of hand
But baaaby ....... baaaby,
We're "oh so close" to finally inking "our band"!
Seems all our ThunderMakers are some low damn donators,
Pretending like they don't know what for
Oh baaaby .......... drives me crazy,
I could deliver if they'd pony up more!
And this low down bitchin' bout our Meet 'n Greet condition,
Hell, I'm 'bout to bring the big hammer down!
So ........ Aaaaay Ceeee ...... Deeee Ceeee,
You got to ca-a-all me, don't make me the "Stumbling Clow-own"!
You got to ca-a-all me, don't make me the "Stumbling Clow-own"!
Yeah, please just ca-a-all me or soon I'll get run out of town!
You got to call me …. (hey guys, just call me soon!)
You got to call me …. (but dammit, not before Noon!)
Pick up and call me …. (the time to act is right now!)
You got to call me …. (or litigation, I vow!)
Angus just call me …. (let our past issues alone)
C'mon just call me …. (and maybe throw me a bone?!)
You got to call me …. (another season is near)
If you'll just call me ….(I swear, I'll buy you a beer!)
Call Me!!
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
I just didn't picture you as a Rupert Holmes kind of guy! Sorry for ever having underestimated you.
"You should host seminars on how to behave on opposing fan forums. Charge a pretty penny toward that Bison tailgating rig.
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Bisonville Hall of Fame
Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
Loaf---Is Cooper ghostwriting your material?
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Paul Fix.
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
Is anyone at Ribfest?
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
What, no responses? JFC, it was ThundHERstruck, people! I was at least hoping for a little report on the quality of the T and A!('Thunderstruck' and 'All Night Long', of course.)
NOW do you see the kind of apathetic deadwood that I have to put up with around here, Lord?!
As for me …………………….. Can you believe, I got caught in the middle of a railroad track! I did look around, but by then, there was no turning back. My mind was racing and I thought "Now what can I do?!". But I knew, I knew ................. there was no help for me!*
Sorry.***
* (A special mea culpa to all of our "billions" of new non-donating members here at ThM: This is a tired old lame response that - as our long-time members well know - was offered up over two damn years ago to some other unsuspecting dupe, way back in post #49, probably in an attempt to try and hide some type of no good heathen activity that we were up to back then.Certainly, you deserve better now! ………………….. But, since we have neither a fully formed conscience, nor a true moral compass ……………….. it worked for us then, and it still works for us now.)
*** (You can tell that we are definitely hiding some nefarious alternate activity that went down, because we would NEVER use the term "sorry" in dealing with our dear beloved membership, IF we weren't indeed hiding something extremely hideous. So yes, dammit, we missed the ladies performance, but you can sleep well knowing that whatever the hell we were engaged in at the time, it must have been something seriously embarrassing, morally bankrupt, or borderline illegal, in order for us to drop the ball on anything AC/DC. There, everyone feel better now?)
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Bisonville Hall of Fame
Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
I'm just glad that Wally in getting legal counsel arranged to remove Loaf. It is about time.
Notorious--Bisonville all-time POTY
Proud member of TOHBTC[/B]
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
Anyone foolish enough to come after me and/or Thunderstruck Makers …………………… will have the formidable, booze-sharpened, bimbo-tested skills of RTO to deal with!
We brilliantly put that guy on retainer a few years ago for just a few measly ThM Priority Points, the backwash from all empty Thunderstruck Tequila bottles, and the promise to wipe down Angus's sweaty body when he finally gets here and performs.
Ah hell …………………. I might as well just start packing now.
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