Thunderstruck Makers has two (2) reserved game tickets to Frisco for sale at face value (+ fees). Booze, strip club entry, and potential AC/DC Meet 'N Greet while in Frisco is not included.
This is an unbelievably charitable, "no-strings-attached" offer ......... except for the following strings:
1. Must be a well respected BV Poster (that oughta eliminate most of you) and a TRUE Bison fan with no red chicklets or communicable diseases on your record.
2. Must be a member in good standing of Thunderstruck Makers, or at least be able to pretend like you are somewhat interested in the awesome work we do.
3. Must pledge your undying allegiance to Bison Loaf as ThM's Lifetime Executive Honcho.
4. Must consider TAB and RTO your sworn enemies, and pledge to defend, with your life, their advances toward the bloody ThM coup that is destined to play out some time in the future.
5. Must be able to recite every word of every song in AC/DC's impressive catalogue. (Do I really even need to list this one?!)
6. Must NOT be one of those icky general admission tailgaters.
7. Must be able to fill in and lead to victory (even on short notice when asked) ThM's pathetic, last-place and win-less curling league team.
8. Must promise to annoint your first-born (or next) child, grandchild, or great grandchild, with the legal first name of "Loafy".
9. Must be able to grovel, brown-nose and tell me how great I am, more effectively than any other interested parties for these tickets. You don't even have to mean it.
and finally,
10.
Must be able to consumate (or arrange to consumate) this cash-for-tickets transaction at a secure location in Fargo, without being followed by federal authorities, Forum Communications, bisonfanette, or the Powers-That-Be.
If interested, you are authorized ........ this ONE TIME only, dammit! .......... to
PM me.
Good Luck!
Loaf