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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
Loaf- I have been busy with this new kid who looks an awful lot like you. If I EVER find out who marooned me in outer space i may get off my duff and start spraying random ass posts in here again.
But for now, the search continues…
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
OK Loafie - I’m trying to find the post where I can complain about the yard sign?!!
Seriously, isn’t anything normal anymore?!!
This is a Scheels advertising sign only.
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
Does this mean Loaf ha subcontracted Scheels to bring AC/DC to the dome? If so, cudos to you Loaf...there might be a chance now.
Notorious--Bisonville all-time POTY
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
My Dearest Fanette,Originally Posted by bisonfanette
Damn those greedy bastards!! When I get AC/DC in here, my name is only going to be half that size. And Thunderstruck Makers half again yet. And AC/DC half again yet. And Thunderstruck Tequila half again. And so on and so on. So, yes, our yard sign will have advertising on it that actually takes up more room in total space than this ugly monstrosity (although admittedly, I didn't do the math on ours), but Loafy, Thunderstruck Makers, AC/DC and whatever we decide to put on it, is something people will keep for years. Scheels? I don't think so.
And you, Dear Lady, can darn well complain about anything you want to complain about (except, of course, the so-called "fact" in some circles that AC/DC hasn't been here yet). You are a Thunderstruck Maker! Middle fingers to the Powers-That-Be is in our DNA!
I'm so glad you posted here again as the sun soon goes down on this thread. You have been the most loyal of all the handfuls of loyal ThM loyalists (except, of course, that time when you let your hormones and your liquor intake run wild and you went to a Barry Manilow concert!). So I have a parting gift for you, in great appreciation of your Veteran's ticket distribution, your Goldendoodle breeding, your Game Day sign making, and your Thunderstruck Makers Membership (unpaid as it is).
I'd like to say that this is new material, but it's not. I have severe performance issues these days, you know, so in truth, I wrote it a long time ago (during Covid, I believe) when Finn the Goldendoodle Stud was working his magic for your stable of lovelies. I hope you enjoy!
The Mighty Finn.................
( I would use Dylan's original version, but nobody can ever pick out the melody or understand what the hell he's mumbling)
Come all you dams! Don't be so dim.
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Finn!
Come all you dams! Forget Rin Tin Tin.
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Finn!
Everybody wants a friend,
in this lonely lock-down mode.
Gonna get me a loving pup,
Just to help me lift this load.
But the breeding first must start,
Ain't no better one than Finn.
'Cause Finn's the one that'll get it done,
when it's time to finally bring him in! So ......
Come all you dams! Don't be so dim.
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Finn!
Finn's the sire for you, dear girl,
if you like your sugar sweet.
He's got the bark that'll make a spark
when he sniffs upon your seat.
All you girls just sittin' round
Waiting for your next Milkbone.
But when Finn the Stud finally gets to town
ain't nobody gonna leave him alone! So .....
Come all you dams! Don't be so dim.
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Finn!
Come all you dams! Forget Rin Tin Tin.
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Finn!
Romantic evening's what's in store,
for the girl who's in his sights.
A little kibble on the side,
and some soft and friendly bites.
Oh you can try to brush him off,
tell yourself he's not that hot.
But when Finn the Stud uses all his charm.
all your doubts are gonna be for naught! So .....
Come all you dams! Don't be so dim.
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Finn!
Come all you dams! Forget Rin Tin Tin.
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Finn! Yeah ....
Come all you dams! Don't be so dim.
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Finn!
Come all you dams! Forget Rin Tin Tin.
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Finn!
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
We're finally to the last week of our 8-week countdown to the first home tailgate, and I have no idea what my minions have come up with for this week's FINAL entry, but I'm already shocked to my core over what they've pulled out of their collective asses for the FIRST post this week! I'll be damned if the little bastards didn't come up with a previously unreleased song!
We all are clueless as to when this little ditty may have been written, but clearly somebody was on a multi-day bender when doing so. Yeah, yeah, it's not AC/DC ...... but at this late stage of the countdown, beggars can't be choosy!
Propane ............
When the tailgate gets tough, you've got to ... have this stuff, propane
Ain't no need to be chilled, make sure you ... keep it filled, propane
Treat it right, have onsite, need a liiii-ight,
Propane
When good weather moves on, and all the .... posers are gone, propane
To the West of the Dome, where hardy Herd fans still roam, propane
It may snow, or may blow, they still showww
Propane
If the sucker won't light, it ain't been ... hooked up right, propane
Don't get your wad in a knot, just have another booze shot, propane
Keep your cool, as a rule, you don't fool ..... with
Propane
When the artic air comes, you got to ... warm your buns, propane
But keep your hands off of hers, no matter how round those curves, propane
Take a seat, she wants heat, not a creep
Propane
Don't have to dress like a bear, just grab some long underwear, propane
Between this gas and the rum, you're feeling comfortably numb, propane
Love this stuff, very much, makes us tough
Propane
When it comes playoff time and games are ... on the line, propane
No need to freeze off your ass, just to watch the Herd pass, propane
Screw the "gun", better run, or coach is done
Propane
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
My Dear, Dear Thunderstruck Makers,
You know, for once I'm pretty damn proud of all the unpaid flunkies and brown-nosers that we have around here, and despite their own debilitating lack of talent, brains, and breathtaking good looks that their long-time Honcho was unfairly blessed with, they actually did a good job of rounding up all of this old crap for our 8-Week tailgating countdown.
So without further ado ..... the end is here ..... finally ..... and once again ....... from THE BEST OF THUNDERSTRUCK MAKERS archives ..... and somehow dodging subpoena from the Fulton County Zoo ..... originally released on May 12th of 2020 so our fully locked-down, triple-masked, follow-the-science brethren from the ugly step-sister Minneapolis field office couldn't read it ....... then straight up any chart that was allowed by our government masters to remain open during Covid ...... to the top with a booster bullet ........ not to be used without the express written consent of somebody who can actually read and write at Thunderstruck Makers (what, don't look at me) ........ LIVE IT, BREATH IT, LOVE IT, MAKE LOVE TO IT, and BE IT!! ........ of all the great tailgating tribes of the world ..... you, the greatest of them all, certainly know what to do
....... it's time to ........
Fire The Grills ......... (The Coronavirus, Follow-The-Science-On-Masking Version) ........
All you people, who want a place you can meet
To satisfy your Bison yearn
Don't need a mask on, or to distance 6 feet
You just show up for some fun to burn
We're gonna show you 'round
This storied tailgate town
Where drinks are going down
And we're .. always grinning
Herd keeps winning!
Fire the grills, test your wills
Don't have to clean-up any booze that spills
Lose your cares, take some dares
If the virus tries to stop us, we'll see how it fares .........Ooh yeah!
We're not evil, but we gotta live free
And Fargo tailgate has made a name
It's not illegal, to drink and laugh, you and me
Before we haul our butts into the game!
So let us show you 'round
In gameday West Lot town
It's sure to wipe your frown
Til it's always grinning
Herd keeps winning!
Fire the grills, warm your chills
Heater's in the corner with a tank that's filled
Have some food, lift your mood
Aint no virus gonna stop us with the right attitude
Cause we fired the grills and we're roasting the kill
Our cup's almost empty, need another refill
Fire the grill, drink your fill ............ Yeah!
Bottoms up now, bottoms up!
No not THAT one, that's MY cup!
(Time for a guitar solo, Angus, don't blow it!)
Fire the grills, have some thrills
Herd gonna play, got an Intro that kills
Let's get loud, ain't we proud
Virus had us down, now we won't be cowed
Yeah we fired the grills and drank all the swill
The virus had it's day, now it's all downhill
Cause the ....... season is heeeere!
........... Aint got no feeeear! Yeah!
(Take it back now, y'all)
Yeah
Fire it up boys ...... yeah
We're gonna set this tent up now
And by "we" I mean "YOU", boys
Oh yeah, you know it's true, yeah
You're gonna set this tent up now, yeah yeah
Then you're gonna tear it down later, down, down, down boys, down
See you, see you, see you, see you all next week!
See you, see you, see you week after week yeah!
We're gonna fire the grills!
Booze gonna spill!
Herd gonna kill!
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Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors
............ and when his work was finished, he gave a little wink and a nod, then vanished back into the West Lot mist from whence he came ....... never to be heard from again. The End.
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