Just wanted to publicly announce to everybody that my one-week 'Thunderstruck Intro' kneeling protest against AC/DC's continued insolence toward this organization and our appearance demands ................ has now been officially cancelled.
Although my intentions were in the right place, we just simply had too many damn ThM members threaten to pull their high-dollar donations over this short, but effective, publicity-driven controversy. And that, in turn, would eventually affect the unbelievably generous compensation package that I pull out of this place as your lifetime executive honcho. And well.......... I just cannot, in good conscience, allow something like that to happen....... ever.
So, as much as you all wanted me to be your beacon of social consciousness in this cold, cruel world ....... my fiduciary responsibility to myself and, on occasion, the membership of this great and proud organization, beckons me back to duty ............. and all of you may now resume your prior donation activities as soon as possible.
AC/DC........... you win this round.