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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Take This Mask And Shove It! …………………………………….

    Take this mask and shove it!
    I ain't cheering here this year
    Our AD gave up, then scheduled one game
    To stick it in our rear!
    And you better not try to come and tailgate
    You'll be thrown out on your ear
    So take this mask and shove it
    I ain't cheering here this year

    I've been coming to this stinking Dome
    For on about thirty years
    And all this time I've been in the West Lot
    Chug-a-lugging beers
    Oh the money I've spent to make it happen
    This first-rate program we see
    But they've politicized a virus
    And took it all away from me, SO .............

    Take this mask and shove it!
    I ain't cheering here this year
    My AD done quit, then scheduled one game
    To stick it in our rear!
    And you better not try to come and tailgate
    You'll be thrown out on your ear
    So take this mask and shove it
    I ain't cheering here this year

    Our President, he's an S.O.B.
    His opponents, God they're fools
    Got ourselves a China virus here
    So they both use it as a tool
    It's election year and the fear is clear
    Too bad football's in the fall
    Cause if voting day wasn't in the way
    We wouldn't be cancelling games at all, SO ..............

    Take this mask and shove it!
    I ain't cheering here this year
    My AD gave up, then scheduled one game
    To stick it in our rear!
    And you better not try to come and tailgate
    You'll be thrown out on your ear
    So take this mask and shove it
    I ain't cheering here this year

    Loaf had AC/DC scheduled once
    But then Covid reared it's head
    Had to cancel like Coachella did
    T'was for our own safety, he said
    But he promised they'd be back this fall
    When our Flags were waving in the breeze
    How could he ever see, that the Powers-That-Be
    Would cut us all off at the knees! SO ...............

    Take this mask and shove it!
    I ain't cheering here this year
    My AD gave up, then scheduled one game
    To stick it in our rear!
    And you better not try to come and tailgate
    You'll be thrown out on your ear
    So take this mask and shove it
    I ain't cheering here this year
    Supreme Super Honcho Loaf Sir!

    I just can’t believe you finally did it.

    Then Covid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I miss Chubs View Post
    Supreme Super Honcho Loaf Sir!

    I just can’t believe you finally did it.

    Then Covid.
    Did it. Done it. (Will) Do it again.

    You know me, Chubs ……………….. I WILL NOT REST (except when I'm resting on the 7th day) until EVERY SINGLE ONE of my beloved ThM constituents (not talking about TAB, RTO, or any GA tailgaters, obviously) get to experience the majestic power chording of a live AC/DC Intro appearance at a Bison football game and tailgate! Fear of Covid be damned, I've had a runny effin' nose and scratchy throat for going on 20 straight years now, and NOBODY will shut ME down in my efforts to bring classic rock, rot-gut liquor, and jiggly pom-poms to the yearning masses.

    The hang up now seems to be that our dear boys don't want to wear a mask while they are performing. Can you believe those selfish bastards? I keep telling them "If we can save just one life from experiencing 'WAP' music, isn't it worth it?" That DID seem to make some headway with Angus, but then I prematurely went in for the kill with the ol' "Besides, no one can ever understand a damn word Brain Johnson sings about anyway, so why NOT wear a mask?"

    Let's just say ………… an appearance this fall is now out of the question, AND ……. we've got a little relationship repair work to do before the likely spring appearance is re-scheduled.

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    Default AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Did it. Done it. (Will) Do it again.

    You know me, Chubs ……………….. I WILL NOT REST (except when I'm resting on the 7th day) until EVERY SINGLE ONE of my beloved ThM constituents (not talking about TAB, RTO, or any GA tailgaters, obviously) get to experience the majestic power chording of a live AC/DC Intro appearance at a Bison football game and tailgate! Fear of Covid be damned, I've had a runny effin' nose and scratchy throat for going on 20 straight years now, and NOBODY will shut ME down in my efforts to bring classic rock, rot-gut liquor, and jiggly pom-poms to the yearning masses.

    The hang up now seems to be that our dear boys don't want to wear a mask while they are performing. Can you believe those selfish bastards? I keep telling them "If we can save just one life from experiencing 'WAP' music, isn't it worth it?" That DID seem to make some headway with Angus, but then I prematurely went in for the kill with the ol' "Besides, no one can ever understand a damn word Brain Johnson sings about anyway, so why NOT wear a mask?"

    Let's just say ………… an appearance this fall is now out of the question, AND ……. we've got a little relationship repair work to do before the likely spring appearance is re-scheduled.
    Brilliant maneuver Supreme Super Head Honcho Loaf Sir!

    Cut the prettiest girl down a peg. She blows you off... at first! Seen my more handsome, wealthier, funnier, and more well spoken friends do that a ton and it works perfectly.

    I must do it wrong, because i end up wearing a lot of corona seltzer.

    But who cares- i got booze, smokes, and rock and roll to go home with!!!

    And my mask.

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    That's right, folks. I may be putting my high paying lifetime gig as ThM Supreme Super Honcho on the line over this, AND it wouldn't even surprise me if my life was in jeopardy because of it, but …………... it's gonna be COUNTRY MUSIC until we get more damn football games scheduled this fall! There it is ………… the nuclear option, finally deployed!

    Sorry it's come to this,

    Generalissimo Loaf

    P.S. If I should happen to suddenly "disappear" for a while because of so-called "easily explainable" reasons according to The-Powers-That-Be, I'll try to send messages to you through our agreed upon secret back channels and safe houses. Over and out. Stay strong. Be safe.



    I'm So Damn Mad I Could Cry …………………..

    Do you hear that empty Dome this fall
    It's crowd noise once so high
    As the Thunder Struck when the Herd came out
    I'm so damn sad I could cry

    Did you ever see a dynasty
    Fly so high it touched the sky
    Then be shut down by the fear of things
    Makes me sigh and wonder why

    In the West Lot, where lines once were long
    And the booze would not run dry
    Sits an empty space where our flags once flew
    I'm so damn mad they didn't try

    A beverage set on auto-fill
    In the chill of an autumn sky
    Before a Bison game, and a smoking grill
    Never thought I'd see THAT die

    But I guess we're taught to take it now
    When the masters poke our eye
    "One game's enough, wear a mask, be safe"
    "Tailgaiting? Don't you dare try!"

    All things must end, we know it's true
    First Bon, then Malcolm said goodbye
    But as for this, they can kiss my ass
    I'm so fed up, I won't lie

    Let's hope one day we're back out in force
    AC/DC, whiskey and rye
    And we hear that shout, so sincere no doubt
    "Run the damn ball, dumb coaching guy!"

    So don't forget where we whence came
    Let your voices testify
    Be not afraid, to play ALL games
    We're 'The Herd', dammit, hear our outcry!

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    My Dear Thunderstruck Makers 2020 Football Season Hostages,


    It seems that The-Powers-That-Be are not taking serious my threat of flooding this thread with even MORE country music, replete with non-sensical new lyrics, if we don't get any more Bison games scheduled this fall.


    If true, and they are ignoring me, that's just another bad move on their part. Bad move indeed. I am not a man to be trifled with. In fact, just last week, I demanded free chips and salsa with my lunch at Mexican Village and they brought it out to me without any question or sass whatsoever.


    So, fair warning has been given to all. I will not be held responsible for the brain damage caused by listening to such music or ingesting such words so ruthlessly unleashed. But ……. when the big guns have to come out for my people, the big guns have to come out.


    The clock is ticking. I have spoken.


    Generalissimo Loaf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    My Dear Thunderstruck Makers 2020 Football Season Hostages,


    It seems that The-Powers-That-Be are not taking serious my threat of flooding this thread with even MORE country music, replete with non-sensical new lyrics, if we don't get any more Bison games scheduled this fall.


    If true, and they are ignoring me, that's just another bad move on their part. Bad move indeed. I am not a man to be trifled with. In fact, just last week, I demanded free chips and salsa with my lunch at Mexican Village and they brought it out to me without any question or sass whatsoever.


    So, fair warning has been given to all. I will not be held responsible for the brain damage caused by listening to such music or ingesting such words so ruthlessly unleashed. But ……. when the big guns have to come out for my people, the big guns have to come out.


    The clock is ticking. I have spoken.


    Generalissimo Loaf
    Supreme Super Head Honcho Loaf Sir!

    This is the best apology i have ever heard SIR!

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    So Bison Loaf called up our trusted AD and had the following conversation...and a secret recording saved the transcript for you all to read.

    ML: Good morning, what can I do for you?
    BL: For Those About To Rock, We Salute You!
    ML: Oh, it's you.
    BL: Are You Ready?
    ML: Listen, Loaf. I've tried. I've called everybody. Some FBS programs will play, but they won't even cover our travel cost...we will lose a ton of money to play the game. We can't afford it.
    BL: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    ML: I got you guys a game...that is something.
    BL: Given Dog a Bone.
    ML: With this one game, and the spring schedule we might be able to balance out the budget if people don't ask for refunds.
    BL: Back in Black
    ML: Exactly. But unfortunately, we won't have tailgating at the dome...but there are other tailgate opportunities all over.
    BL: Have a Drink On Me.
    ML: That's kind of you. Heck, I might even see if Entz will let you call a play. What would you call?
    BL: Jailbreak.
    ML: Jailbreak screen? I'll see what I can do.
    BL: Let me Put My Love Into You.
    ML: Ummm, what?!?! You are walking a fine line here, buddy.
    BL: The Razors Edge.
    ML: I don't have time for this...we are hanging on by a shoe string and I need to get more money in the program.
    BL: What Do You Do for Money Honey?
    ML: *hangs up*

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    So Bison Loaf called up our trusted AD and had the following conversation...and a secret recording saved the transcript for you all to read.

    ML: Good morning, what can I do for you?
    BL: For Those About To Rock, We Salute You!
    ML: Oh, it's you.
    BL: Are You Ready?
    ML: Listen, Loaf. I've tried. I've called everybody. Some FBS programs will play, but they won't even cover our travel cost...we will lose a ton of money to play the game. We can't afford it.
    BL: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    ML: I got you guys a game...that is something.
    BL: Given Dog a Bone.
    ML: With this one game, and the spring schedule we might be able to balance out the budget if people don't ask for refunds.
    BL: Back in Black
    ML: Exactly. But unfortunately, we won't have tailgating at the dome...but there are other tailgate opportunities all over.
    BL: Have a Drink On Me.
    ML: That's kind of you. Heck, I might even see if Entz will let you call a play. What would you call?
    BL: Jailbreak.
    ML: Jailbreak screen? I'll see what I can do.
    BL: Let me Put My Love Into You.
    ML: Ummm, what?!?! You are walking a fine line here, buddy.
    BL: The Razors Edge.
    ML: I don't have time for this...we are hanging on by a shoe string and I need to get more money in the program.
    BL: What Do You Do for Money Honey?
    ML: *hangs up*
    Well done sir.


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