Oh Lord………………...……. I hope not!!
And thanks for falling on the sword for me over the Thunderstruck Makers media policy, Chubs!!! I thought it was excellent, quite frankly (don't worry, no one will ever see this) and commend you for your efforts! I owe you one, buddy.
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This thread just keeps giving and giving. I'm amazed at what you guys come up with. It is some of the best entertainment on the interweb.
P.S. Have you heard any rumors about AC/DC showing up at a road game tailgate?
"You should host seminars on how to behave on opposing fan forums. Charge a pretty penny toward that Bison tailgating rig. " from Milkman 1/6/2016
Great news, everyone!! I've been granted approval to use another week of my vacation by the State Board Of Higher Tailgating (SBOHT)………………as long as I follow these restrictions "to the letter!"
1. You shall not call or text any of your subordinates, associates, minions, or…...as you like to call them…. ……..."honchos' from the Thunderstruck Makers organization. In fact, just leave the phone at home entirely.
2. You shall not use the internet in any foreign country………... and in the US, you shall be restricted to 5 minutes of internet usage a day, including zero minutes on Bisonville.
3. You shall not, under any circumstances, (and we quote) "bug the piss" out of Angus Young or anyone else associated with AC/DC.
4. You shall not travel in anything other than coach class, and even then…….. you shall not accept even the complimentary snacks, nor shall you sit within 2 rows of the in-flight restroom.
5. You shall not attempt to "crank call" any member of the SBOHT at ANY time of the day………... and especially after 8 pm, after you've "had a few". We remind you that we do have all of your so-called "funny" voices on recognition tape.
6. You shall not attempt to (once again) expense any liquor, bootleg recordings, rolls of dollar bills, poker chips, lace stockings, or medicinal plant life to Thunderstruck Makers or to the SBOHT.
7. We prefer that you not talk to anyone while on vacation, but if you must, there shall not be, under any circumstances, derogatory references to the names "Rob Port", "Bill Marcil", "Jeff Kolpack", "Bison Vet", "Allah", or "that effin' Axl Rose".
8. You shall not come within 500 yards of a nude beach, or for that matter, ANY beach…..any beach at all. And Pom-poms are to be on your person at no time, ever.
9. These restrictions, and your overall disciplinary action, shall not be discussed nor published anywhere (again), at any time……………especially on Bisonville!!
We need not remind you, Mr. Loaf, that you are on double secret probation and that a clean, controversy-free vacation will go a long way towards getting you back into the good graces of the SBOHT. Good luck.
Man, these people are a bunch of puds(don't worry, I've got a new security guy making sure all this is not on the grid), but I'm excited about the confidence they have in me while on vacation! I'll address CyPanth's and Chubbie's unauthorized Q & A above, when I get back.
Until then………..Live Purple, my friends!!
Last edited by Bison Loaf; 08-08-2016 at 11:20 AM.