AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

[Rock]

Enter scene: VERY hazy shot of the spaceship interior, vaguely make out Rock, and figure resembling “The Man” sits beside him:

“PETER, my ROCK, ARISE” and there I was. Face to face with an “angel” or an “alien” however you prefer. Strong, and awake. My belly full of FIRE. For the first time ever I was absolutely sure of who I was, where I was, and where I was going. On the run from a VIOLENT NARCISSIST but only running because its not my job to kill anymore. They’d better hope to not catch me. Perhaps I have made myself the bait? LOL

The angel taught me a few things, but one I will share with you. There is a way to self-manipulate space, and travel without artifact calculation. To that end, I am returning to Earth 1a. My girlfriend is due soon (still not sure I buy her explanation for THAT one), but I have a few home improvement projects to catch up on- AND THEN…

Back on to #MissiontoMars Completion. Have opened the mission goal parameters to include tracking down the dog or dogs that marooned me. Maybe time to send un to the pound. *pretty sure this time they were working with the Ruskies. Google “dogs of Chernobyl”.

Happy Quarter-Zero Day Men! Make an effort today, crank some THUNDERSTRUCK- remind people who we want to bring to the West Lot!!!! ThMCU Unite! ThunderStruckMakers Cinematic Universe tm. If marvel can make $billions, we can get AC/DC to the West Lot… via any means necessary. MINIONS tm “The Angel” tm is looking for storylines that would intersect. No worries if they don’t. Could use some help around here… Loaf? What’s your story anyway? You must have been about 30 in 2002 and I was still in school when we met.

At least I think that was you…

Peace out for a bit.


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[Rock]

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[Bison Loaf]

My Dear Thunderstruck Makers,

Well .... damn.

Since we now know that the very promising and recent new fundraising technique of getting a buttload of pledged donations from people on behalf of other unsuspecting people without their knowledge or consent never really did take off for us (damn those Chinese whistleblowers) ........... AND, given the fact that I have no new ideas for the next big, bouncy, and jiggly plot twist for the Thunderstruck Makers Cinematic Universe (ThMCU) here on this thread ........... AND, noting that Rock/River/Chubs will not be back from his ill-advised trip into the tingly nether regions of outer space for a few millennia yet ......... AND still, understanding that we have just a month and a half before the $15 million in appearance fees will be due in order to get those greedy damn Australian bastards in here for a live Game Intro and Tailgate Meet 'n Greet ........

........ it's time to start thinking outside the box around here.

Therefore, I have instructed my lackies, toadies, grunts, and minions to painstakingly search and recover ....... deep in the ThM archives ........ archives that no one, and I mean NO ONE, has the good sense to go back and read for free or for any reason whatsoever (the lazy bastards) ........ that are securely locked in the ThM garage by strict order of the DOJ, FBI and the Geneva Convention ........ inside an unmarked box right next to my dearly beloved 1975 Dodge Dart and someone else's vintage gay porn magazine collection ........ all for the greater good of mankind in general and the prosperity of all people of the world specifically (except general admission tailgaters) .......... to begin releasing ........ in drips and drops ........ what we like to call (and all employees of ThM are mandated to call) THE BEST OF THUNDERSTRUCK MAKERS.

I've heard that the money just starts flowing in whenever something goes viral on the interwebs, and you get paid for every hit, view, click, miss, or like from any dumbass unsuspecting dolt out there. Geez, this is what we've been dreaming of for years! So certainly, compared to everything that I see out there ....... and with the tired and old (but new to those smart enough to ignore it the first time around) recycled crap that we're going to be posting again ......... we should make a killing! I figure at 25 cents a view for each of these instant classics, plus the $14.999 million pledge that we hope to somehow weasel out of Sanford Health in the next 45 days ......... it's clear that we are now legitimately on the doorstep of AC/DC tailgating history!

So, in closing, I thank you all for the support (except general admission tailgaters) in allowing me to be this frickin' brilliant all the time. Please view the coming classic posts as many times as possible, and together, we can tell AC/DC to kiss our big American asses while we finally enjoy the greatest damn Rock Band in the world at one of our games and tailgates this fall.

God Bless Me Everyone,
Loaf

[TransAmBison]

My Dear Thunderstruck Makers,

Well .... damn.

Since we now know that the very promising and recent new fundraising technique of getting a buttload of pledged donations from people on behalf of other unsuspecting people without their knowledge or consent never really did take off for us (damn those Chinese whistleblowers) ........... AND, given the fact that I have no new ideas for the next big, bouncy, and jiggly plot twist for the Thunderstruck Makers Cinematic Universe (ThMCU) here on this thread ........... AND, noting that Rock/River/Chubs will not be back from his ill-advised trip into the tingly nether regions of outer space for a few millennia yet ......... AND still, understanding that we have just a month and a half before the $15 million in appearance fees will be due in order to get those greedy damn Australian bastards in here for a live Game Intro and Tailgate Meet 'n Greet ........

........ it's time to start thinking outside the box around here.

Therefore, I have instructed my lackies, toadies, grunts, and minions to painstakingly search and recover ....... deep in the ThM archives ........ archives that no one, and I mean NO ONE, has the good sense to go back and read for free or for any reason whatsoever (the lazy bastards) ........ that are securely locked in the ThM garage by strict order of the DOJ, FBI and the Geneva Convention ........ inside an unmarked box right next to my dearly beloved 1975 Dodge Dart and someone else's vintage gay porn magazine collection ........ all for the greater good of mankind in general and the prosperity of all people of the world specifically (except general admission tailgaters) .......... to begin releasing ........ in drips and drops ........ what we like to call (and all employees of ThM are mandated to call) THE BEST OF THUNDERSTRUCK MAKERS.

I've heard that the money just starts flowing in whenever something goes viral on the interwebs, and you get paid for every hit, view, click, miss, or like from any dumbass unsuspecting dolt out there. Geez, this is what we've been dreaming of for years! So certainly, compared to everything that I see out there ....... and with the tired and old (but new to those smart enough to ignore it the first time around) recycled crap that we're going to be posting again ......... we should make a killing! I figure at 25 cents a view for each of these instant classics, plus the $14.999 million pledge that we hope to somehow weasel out of Sanford Health in the next 45 days ......... it's clear that we are now legitimately on the doorstep of AC/DC tailgating history!

So, in closing, I thank you all for the support (except general admission tailgaters) in allowing me to be this frickin' brilliant all the time. Please view the coming classic posts as many times as possible, and together, we can tell AC/DC to kiss our big American asses while we finally enjoy the greatest damn Rock Band in the world at one of our games and tailgates this fall.

God Bless Me Everyone,
Loaf

I don't know what you are talking about. I have been receiving "pledges" from people on other people's behalf for weeks now. Nice little chunk of change. I may* transfer it to your account in the future. I'll just need your bank account information, ss#, credit card number and an initial deposit to make sure everything is good to go.




*Or may not

[Bison Loaf]

We've got 8 short weeks until our first home tailgate and there's a LOT of classic old material/stupid crap to get through and repost in that small amount of time, all so that we can earn tons of interweb hit/view/like money to pay off AC/DC with before they'll show up for us. So, no pressure or anything, people. Let's get to it then ....... dammit!

From The BEST OF THUNDERSTRUCK MAKERS archives ........ released August 23, 2016 ........... going straight to the top of the charts with a bullet .............. and not to be used without the express written consent of someone who can actually read and write at Thunderstruck Makers Incorporated ............ we proudly recycle for you .......................


Thunder Tundra Struck ...............................

I was brought, to the middle of a tailgate lot. (Thunder)
No clue to me, all that was there! Damn there's alot! (Tundra)
From end to end, it's Green and Gold, all I could see. (Thunder)
You slapped my back, said with a smile......"come follow me." (Tundra)

Everybody shook my hand,
all the women stole my heart!
Oh! The wonder of such fans,
had me hooked right from the start!

I'd been.... Thunder Tundra Struck!!

Went down the rows, was never hungry, no sir not once (Thunder)
So much tradition, it will be told, no need to hunt. (Tundra)
This crowd can drink! All in good fun! No wooden legs. (Thunder)
I had my fill and I do swear, no need to beg! (Tundra)

I started wobblin' at the knees,
Top me off again, please!
Never, ever wanna leave!
I'd been - Thunder Tundra Struck!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Tundra Struck!
Oh, Oh yeah, Tundra Struck!

'My Oh My'........ it's time to leave?
"Can I come back again, please?!"
Thunder Tundra Struck! Tundra Struck!

They said, "Yeah..... come again!"
"We...... always win!"
"Titles..... on the line."
"We'll..... do just fine!"

"Yeah..... come again!"
"We're..... sure we'll win!"
"Champs...... all the time."
"We're...... feelin' fine!"
Thunder Tundra Struck!

[Bison Loaf]

Against my better judgement (we're new to this "making-money" with the internet thingy), I guess we're doing a DOUBLE posting for week Number One! (Hey, somebody's gotta tell me this stuff, dammit .... I'm the boss!)

So once again ......... from THE BEST OF THUNDERSTRUCK MAKERS archive ........... released November 22, 2016 ............. then going straight to the top of the charts with a bullet (see a pattern developing here?) ............ and not to be used without the express written consent by someone who can actually read and write at Thunderstruck Makers Incorporated ......... we proudly recycle ...............


Long Way To The Top If You Wanna Be The Herd ....................

Ridin' into history, a 6-peat season show
Fargo Dome is rockin', Thunderstruck in tow
Gettin' pumped
Singing loud
Liver's shot
But we're proud
Got so fat
All these weeks.........
I tell you people
It gets harder as we speak

It's a long way to the top if you wanna cheer The Herd
It's a long way to the top if you wanna cheer The Herd
So you say you've got some football fatigue
Well you're not even in a Bison fan's league
It's a long way to the top if you wanna cheer The Herd

<let's see.....how about a really gnarly bagpipe solo here? >

Nobody at our level, Makes us wanna cry
Big-10 don't wanna play us, we know the reason why
Gettin' stonewalled
They won't play
Conference policy
Is what they say
Got no invite
What a sham.............
But that's how it goes
when you beat them out of hand.

It's a long way to a Bowl if you wanna play The Herd
It's a long way to a Bowl if you wanna play the Herd
So if you think you're gonna pad your wins
just be prepared to pay for those sins
It's a long way to a Bowl if you wanna play The Herd

<How about a bonus verse for the playoffs? >

Now it's time for playoffs
"power" dusted off
gonna run right through you
your schedule's much too soft
Runnin' left
Runnin' right
Up the middle
What a sight
Now we hurry-up
Now we don't..............
That's what you do
when you do just what you want.

It's a long way to the top when you gotta beat The Herd
It's a long way to the top when you gotta beat The Herd
And when you get tired, THEN we'll explode
and oh by the way, next year we reload
It's a long way to the top when you gotta beat The Herd

Ya, it's a long way.........such a long way
Damn, it's a long way.........a long, long, LONG way
"Why wont they move up"........don't like this long way
It's too damn long, hey.............just such a long way

[El_Chapo]

redneck acdc

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[Bison Loaf]

Hey all you Thunderstruck Makers!

It's the beginning of Week #2 (of 8) in our countdown to the first tailgate of the 2023 season!

During my current state of debilitation with a severe case of writer's block (and other general performance ailments that we won't mention here), we've got another re-release of an old Thunderstruck Maker's Classic for you today, and, I'm hearing from my handlers, a possible bonus retread later in the week. Now .... I'm not saying that, because of our countdown, luscious as it is, AC/DC is definitely going to finally show the hell up here on September 9th, BUT .......... if I'm them, I'd just about do anything to stop the kind of stuff we're going to throw at you for the next few weeks!

So in the meantime, here it is .......... from THE BEST OF THUNDERSTRUCK MAKERS archives .............. originally released on December 2nd, 2016 ................. then going straight to the top of the charts with a bullet ............ and not to be used without the express written consent of someone at Thunderstruck Makers who can actually read and write ......... we reintroduce, for all of posterity ..........

You Herd Us All Night Long ....................

We're talking dynasty
all decked in gold and green
with the best damn tailgate you've ever seen.
Endless drink supplies,
good natured smack-down lies,
all served with another batch of wings and thighs.

Winning more than our share,
breathing rarified air,
your team shouldn't have come, but what the hell do we care?
'Cause the history we're makin',
the Titles we're takin',
your hearts will be breakin'
when the Dome starts awakenin'........YOU

........Herd us all night long
Yeah YOU, Herd us all night long

Yeah, we run double time
for that damn potty line.
'Cause we gotta be back for the "Intro" in time!
Is that Thunder you hear,
or just your worst dreamt fears:
bat-shit crazy fans who really know how to cheer.

Oh so your new in town,
not sure how this goes down,
but the odds don't look good for you to long hang around.
'Cause these walls are shakin'
Our fans aren't fakin'
Your ear drums are achin'
as the Dome has awakened........and YOU

.......Herd us all night long
Yeah YOU, Herd us all night long

We knocked you out, that time YOU
.......Herd us all night long
The Dome was shakin' and YOU
......Herd us all night long

Yeah we shook you
and then we took you
Now you know us,
cuz you Herd us.......

ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

[Bison Loaf]

Okay, here it is. Our 2nd retread of the 2nd week of our 8-week tailgating countdown for 2023! This time, however, I've had to put my foot down with the boys to absolutely NOT call it a 'Bonus" post this week because ........... it can't be a damn bonus to our fussy and exacting membership rolls if it's not an AC/DC song, and this one's a Nickelback song for crissakes! What were we thinking when we wrote this sucker? They're Canadian, you know, but we still like the iconic rock characters that they managed to put in this video ........ Gene Simmons, Ted Nugent, The Naked Cowboy, the Playboy Mansion Girls ........ and most especially the great Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top, who just somehow makes the whole effin' song work!!!

So forgive us for reposting this controversial parody ....... especially the performers ........ but we stand by our lyrics nevertheless.

Now, without further ado ............ from THE BEST OF THUNDERSTRUCK MAKERS archives ........ originally released on June 11th of 2020 ........ and then we're not even sure if it charted at all, let alone with a bullet (did we mention it's Nickelback, for crissakes!) .......... and not to be used without the express written consent of someone who can actually read and write at Thunderstruck Makers (good luck with that one) ........... a ThM classic that won't be forgotten for days, possibly even weeks for the substance impaired ............. we present .......

Herd Fan ..........................

I'm through with standing in line
To tailgate this year
It's like they make up these rules
Just to drink a damn beer
No I ain't got no priority
And that just how it's gonna be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a four car spot
where I just pay a sawbuck
For a tent and a grill and to park my truck
And enough damn booze to last
all day for you and me

(So what do you need)

I'll need a big bar tab that's got no limit
And a will call packet with some tickets in it
And some big juicy steaks that sizzle
as their singing to me
(been there, done that)
I want a new wrapped bus full of Bison stickers
That sits in the middle of some heavy hitters
Somewhere between Loaf and TAB
will be just fine for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna kiss some butt till my lips are chapped
I'd even get a tattoo on my big fat ass .................

(Chorus - altogether now! One....two...three..... four..)

Cause we all just wanna be big Herd Fans
Live out in the West Lot just outside those stands
While we wait for the win that's about to be
And we'll all stay happy as we drink and eat
And we'll hang out there with the coolest friends
While this run of titles seems to never end
Every gap-toothed faker's gonna wind up there
Every Brookings Bunny gonna say it ain't fair

Hey, hey ... I wanna be a Herd Fan
Hey, hey ... I wanna be a Herd Fan


I wanna come in Friday without all the hassles
We'll police ourselves and kick out the assholes
Drink a "couple" cold ones
and chill out and relax till three
(I'll have an Old Mill, ha, ha)
Then we'll get up early still a little pickled
Dressed in Green and Golds
That are slightly wrinkled
Gonna down a Bloody Mary
And then I'll be all ready, you'll see

We're gonna fire things up, wave a Bison flag
Leave our best girl home if she's gonna nag
Don't make a bit of difference
If it's warm or less than zero degrees
(been there, done that)
We'll get a pony keg that we be tappin'
It against the rules, but dude let it happen
I mean, what the hell's the difference
Keg beer's still just beer to me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna kiss some butt till my lips are chapped
I'd even get a tattoo on my big fat ass .......................

(Here we go .............. big finish now)

Cause we all just wanna be big Herd Fans
Live out in the West Lot just outside those stands
While we wait for the win that's about to be
And we'll all stay happy as we drink and eat
And we'll hang out there with the coolest friends
While this run of titles seems to never end
Every gap-toothed faker's gonna wind up there
Every Brookings Bunny gonna say it ain't fair

And we'll spend all day telling stupid jokes
In a potty line with a lot of nice folks
Who don't give a damn just what color you wear
They'll still shake your hand and be glad you're there
When the day is done and the game is on
We're gonna blow a lung when it comes third down
Every mover and shaker will be on their feet
If you ain't been here you're in for a treat

Cause we all just wanna be big Herd Fans
Live out in the West Lot just outside those stands
While we wait for the win that's about to be
And we'll all stay happy as we drink and eat
And we'll hang out there with the coolest friends
While this run of titles seems to never end
Every gap-toothed faker's gonna wind up there
Every Brookings Bunny gonna say it ain't fair

Hey, hey ... I wanna be a Herd Fan
Hey, HEY ... I wanna be a Herd Fan

[Rock]

This ROCKS. Thank you Loaf.

Rock approved for those that AWAKE DEAD!