AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

[Rock]

You sound like bud light drinkers eh

Scottie,

You have dat dere right for sure ya know?

Similar to bud light drinkers “ThunderStruckMakers and all related intellectual properties” tm have always celebrated its diverse and inclusive culture including those in the Trans(Am) community.

From Burt Reynolds to Michael Knight we celebrate those who have chosen to have “Bison Balls”, or remove their trailer hitch balls and drive PONTIAC.

Our Trans(Am) community was active from the very start. A “Voodoo Child” proudly wearing a feather boa to games. Flaunting a “devil may care” attitude, it has embraced our special brand of “Thunder from Down Under” (that’s a little shout out to our new rockin’ Aussie Partners).

So yes Scott. I guess we probably do sound a bit like some bud light drinkers might sometimes when they aren’t acting so…. NON-INCLUSIVE!


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[Rock]

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Bisman, Heff, Kevin, Mike Pineapple, BisonHorns, Skunkapiller.

Skunkapiller has also been promoted. Congratulations on your promotion men. As per current rules we will allow you to perform the anointing ceremony on your own. For some of you this is your first anointing ceremony. Buckle up. Done correctly, you are about to meet with God.

Follow the rules and instructions based on different translation of Exodus 30:22 than may be in your Bible for how to make the “Holy Annointing Oil” tm. This is the same stuff Moses, Aaron and now King Charles used…. I argue since the veil was torn, we *ALL get to participate in this priesthood should we choose. The psychoactive ingredients can be found in the ditch and/or slough within 100 yards of your home.

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Enjoy your ride tonight. Go in with the proper spirit. Then embrace your new role. Moving up the ranks, and I can hear the rumblings of AC/DC as if they are playing Thunderstruck in the West Lot already.


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[Bison Loofa]

My gender-agnostic operatives must be getting close to sniffing out dipshit Loaf's whereabouts because I got this typically dipshit-esque cryptic message yesterday in my email. My guess is he's in Britain someplace for long-standing mental health issues. That can be no surprise to anyone, if true, but all of this sounded so familiar to me when I was reading it, and sure enough after a simple internet search that any 7-year-old can do, it's actually the damn lyrics to a Struts song (see my search results video below)!

Geez, the idiot can't even do his own (stupid as they were, but at least they were original) lyrics anymore! This is the kind of junk I get from him all the time. What a putz.

Meanwhile, chances of a Manilow appearance in the West Lot before AC/DC now stand at 50/50 in Vegas.


My Dearest Loofa,

Everyday it's the same
I go to work then back again
I flick through the pages
Oh, to be rich and be shameless
When I close my eyes I'm inside
I play out every word I read
Some people stay content with how they're living
Well I want more, more, more ...........

Oh, I wanna be in a Tatler magazine
It's been my ambition and dream since I was about 17
And one day my luck's gonna change
When I'm featured double page
Living life rich, young and free
Inside a Tatler magazine

You'll see me going for walks with my labradoodles (Thanks Fanette!)
Living with the highest of society, sipping on tea,
All dressed in satin and whites
Oh how it's good to be me!
I'll fly privately, bon voyage economy
Exploring first world fantasy
No need to wake up before 3 ...... if you're me
Oh, I've got what it takes to get a beautiful face
and a Morgan whizzing around all over the place
Oh oh, oh oh (On your marks, set, go!)

Someday I'll be there
Country weekends, love affairs
I may not have that family tree
But I'll be damned if I do not succeed
'Cause one day everyone will know I'm the star of my own show
Living life in luxury, inside a Tatler magazine

Signed, Your Biggest Nightmare

[Bison Loofa]

Another cryptic message in my inbox. It's gotta be from you-know-who dipshit again. I can't take it anymore, he's driving me freaking nuts! And it's another Struts lyric, nothing original here at all. I think the poor bastard has finally completely lost all his marbles.

Unless ............ he WANTS us to look up this stuff on the internet, knowing we'll find the lyrics, just like any 7-year-old could. But why? It makes no damn sense. Unless he's somehow trying to bring the Struts in for a West Lot concert now instead of AC/DC. That would really put the final nail in the coffin of his misguided leadership at Thunderstruck Makers though. Those idiots LOVE AC/DC and are NOT going to move away from them willingly. And what, he's in LA now? We're supposed to believe he's working? Geezuz.

But the biggest question is "why am I obsessing over all of this"? Why not just look away, don't give him the attention that he craves? Holy Manilow ....... I think he's got me hooked now too!!



My Dearest Frenemy Loofa,

Hope all is well with you. As for me .....

I've been talking shit almost every single day
Walking down the streets of sunny LA
Watch me now, walk, talk, movin' 'round the corner, "Hello"
I work harder than a sauna
I've been flying high almost every single day
Pushin' all my luck, it's goin' my way
Kiss me now, tongues, hands slidin' into places, "Hello"
Speed up, picking up the paces

Why don't you ring it, come and ring it
Come and ring my bell
Why don't you bring it, come and bring it
Come and bring me hell
Don't I do it so well?
I do it so well
Don't I do it so well? Honey

Fiver in my pocket but I'm dressed like a king
Rockin' and a rollin' so hard I broke a string
Call me now, tears, hearts splashing off the pavements, "Hello"
Big beats banging in the basement
I've been flying high almost every single day
Pushin' all my luck, it's goin' my way
Kiss me now, tongues, hands slidin' into places, "Hello"
Speed up, picking up the paces

Why don't you ring it, come and ring it
Come and ring my bell
Why don't you bring it, come and bring it
Come and bring me hell
Don't I do it so well?
I do it so well
Don't I do it so well? Honey

signed, Your Worst Nightmare

[Bison Loaf]

Well HELLO Thunderstruck Makers and various members of my adoring public at large,

It's certainly great to see me again and I can assure you, from the bottom of my swelling heart (don't worry, I've got meds for that), that it is my dearest wish that I will one day feel the very same for all of you. I know that many of you have been worried sick over me for the last few months, even though I received less private messages, cards and letters, nudie pictures, and sympathetic cash donations this time than last time.

It seems as though my so-called "friends" threw an intervention party for me back in late February, and I was thinking ......... A Party?! Man this is going to be EPIC!! But Nooooooooooo. Apparently those things are meant to intervene in someone's addictions. Who knew?

And I'd still like to know which addiction the bastards were intervening in? I've got more than one, you know, and that's just how I like it, dammit! AC/DC, sex, drugs, rock and roll, booze, hoarding, transgender swimmers, Bison Football, reserved tailgating, pom-poms, Bud Light, global warming, sniffing glue, Samantha Ponder, and woke messages magic-markered on football shoes ...... just to name a few. Geez, do a little research before y'all come with the damn pitchforks to "help me out" next time!

Anyway, 90 days later, fresh from a high-priced, politician-named clinic with an undisclosed location ...... here I am, no worse for the wear. But this thread is a freaking disaster! It looks like The River went of the reservation again and we have lost precious more time in our long-term (and borderline illegal) pursuit of our boys at AC/DC. The first thing a great leader must do is to get his dweebs and subordinates back on track for our priorities. And I'm gonna do that just as soon as I find that stuff and refresh myself (and all of you) on just what those priorities are.

Dammit, those unpaid interns, lackeys, and grunts! I told them to sort, organize, and index all my posts in the following categories by the time I got back! How hard can that be?

1. Classic Rock Talk
2. Brilliant Extemporization
3. Damn! The Shit He Thinks Of
4. Authoritarian Orders of the Highest Order
5. Pulitzer Prize Level Stuff
6. Soft Porn
7. Beloved Song Parodies
8. Potential Lawsuits
9. Medical Emergencies
10. All That Other Crap From Any Other Poster Besides Loaf

I'll be back when I find it, and then we're gonna finally get to work on whatever it is we do around here!

Loaf

[Bison Loaf]

Found It! Post #766 (responding to something asinine that CyPanth said) .......... http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...24#post1352324

It was in a intern file labelled "Stoopid Filing Shit That Loaf Wants Us To Do". (I just can't stay mad at those guys.)


Thunderstruck Makers Goals and Priorities

1. AC/DC to perform a Live Intro of Thunderstruck.
2. AC/DC to the West Lot for a pre-Intro Meet 'n Greet.
3. Bison Football to the Big-12 Conference.
4. Unlimited, free alcohol (with drink umbrellas) for all reserved tailgaters.
5. Big, full and natural-looking pom-poms (not those scrawny ones like last time) at EVERY home game.
6. Permanent Fargo residency for ESPN's Gameday, sponsored by ThM instead of Home Depot.
7. Samantha Ponder back in Fargo, in a bikini, riding on the back of Corso the Bison.
8. Whittling the 5-mile long, 3-day in advance general admission line-up down to 4 miles long and 2 days in advance.
9. A formal, public apology from the Powers-That-Be.
10. Bigger spoons for the damn Dippin' Dots.
11. One more port-a-potty at each Bison game.
12. Wednesday afternoon entry for all tailgates (except the general admission riff-raff).
13. Referendum passed requiring Bison fans to be arrested if not standing or liquored up at a game.
14. Naked metal detection lines during the playoffs.


Okay, is everybody sufficiently re-focused now? We've got 3 months to get all this done. Challenging? Yes. But not impossible. Ready, Set, Go!

[CyPanth]

Found It! Post #766 (responding to something asinine that CyPanth said) .......... http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...24#post1352324

It was in a intern file labelled "Stoopid Filing Shit That Loaf Wants Us To Do". (I just can't stay mad at those guys.)


Thunderstruck Makers Goals and Priorities

1. AC/DC to perform a Live Intro of Thunderstruck.
2. AC/DC to the West Lot for a pre-Intro Meet 'n Greet.
3. Bison Football to the Big-12 Conference.
4. Unlimited, free alcohol (with drink umbrellas) for all reserved tailgaters.
5. Big, full and natural-looking pom-poms (not those scrawny ones like last time) at EVERY home game.
6. Permanent Fargo residency for ESPN's Gameday, sponsored by ThM instead of Home Depot.
7. Samantha Ponder back in Fargo, in a bikini, riding on the back of Corso the Bison.
8. Whittling the 5-mile long, 3-day in advance general admission line-up down to 4 miles long and 2 days in advance.
9. A formal, public apology from the Powers-That-Be.
10. Bigger spoons for the damn Dippin' Dots.
11. One more port-a-potty at each Bison game.
12. Wednesday afternoon entry for all tailgates (except the general admission riff-raff).
13. Referendum passed requiring Bison fans to be arrested if not standing or liquored up at a game.
14. Naked metal detection lines during the playoffs.


Okay, is everybody sufficiently re-focused now? We've got 3 months to get all this done. Challenging? Yes. But not impossible. Ready, Set, Go!

In your haste, you got sloppy in your posting and (accidentally?) deleted the most important item on the list:

15. Slipknot to perform at CyPanth's tailgate.

[Bison Loaf]

Well, well. THIS is promising.

"AC/DC to play first live show in seven years, October 6th through 8th, after Power Trip Festival announcement ............." https://guitar.com/news/music-news/a...-announcement/

Despite the band releasing a new album, Power Up, in 2020, this will be the first time they have played live together in seven years, and the first since guitarist Malcolm Young passed away in 2017. ........ AC/DC has not yet scheduled any future performances, but considering the whole band is performing for this one show, it would be unsurprising if they had more planned in the future.

"Unsurprising if they had more planned in the future?", he says with a Cheshire Cat-like smirk. That probably WOULD be unsurprising to some. Unsurprising indeed.

90 days in the desert, 3 days back from the dead. It sure doesn't take long for the true movers and shakers to get things truly moving and shaking around here.

ThM pledge lines are open and fully staffed. (General Admission leave a message, so our operators don't have to actually converse with you.)

[TransAmBison]

Well, well. THIS is promising.

"AC/DC to play first live show in seven years, October 6th through 8th, after Power Trip Festival announcement ............." https://guitar.com/news/music-news/a...-announcement/



"Unsurprising if they had more planned in the future?", he says with a Cheshire Cat-like smirk. That probably WOULD be unsurprising to some. Unsurprising indeed.

90 days in the desert, 3 days back from the dead. It sure doesn't take long for the true movers and shakers to get things truly moving and shaking around here.

ThM pledge lines are open and fully staffed. (General Admission leave a message, so our operators don't have to actually converse with you.)

Loaf, I've been pretty hard on you...but this looks promising. I pledge $1 to be paid by heffray.

[Bison Loaf]

Loaf, I've been pretty hard on you...but this looks promising. I pledge $1 to be paid by heffray.

That's the spirit, TAB!! I'll take it! Bless you, brother!

People just don't realize that $1 pledged by someone on behalf of another person without their knowledge or consent, done a mere 5 million times without getting caught, gets us ever-so-quickly to a very manageable ⅓ of the total amount needed to lift AC/DC off their lazy, boney asses and bring them to our beloved West Lot.

And, dare I say, we've still got a little over 3 months to get it all done!

I don't suppose you'd be kind enough to pledge on RTO's or CAS's behalf also? Or ... I know I'm getting a bit cocky now ..... maybe BOTH?