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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Okay, we admit it. We are finally breaking the rules around here for the first time ever . If you recall, we signed (but didn't really, pffft, read it ) an ironclad legal agreement full of nasty allegations and draconian stipulations from The-Powers-That-Be that allowed us to get out of a debilitating self-isolation lockdown for the greater good of all mankind. That legal agreement, we're told, was very clear and specific (and, as it turns out, legally binding, dammit) that we were NOT to write any more parody song lyrics ever again, or face monumental legal complications and rot in hell for all of eternity.

    It's been 15 months, folks, since Thunderstruck Makers last bastardized an AC/DC classic, and this time, we risk "it all" to do so. Hope you're happy (sob, sniffle). Send money for bail, and we'll see you this fall.





    Fire the Grills (The Coronavirus Edition) ........ sung to "Shoot To Thrill"

    All you people, who want a place you can meet
    To satisfy your Bison yearn
    Don't need a mask on, or to distance 6 feet
    You just show up for some fun to burn

    We're gonna show you 'round
    This storied tailgate town
    Where drinks are going down
    And we're .. always grinning
    Herd keeps winning!

    Fire the grills, test your wills
    Don't have to clean-up any booze that spills
    Lose your cares, take some dares
    If the virus tries to stop us, we'll see how it fares .........Ooh yeah!

    We're not evil, but we gotta live free
    And Fargo tailgate has made a name
    It's not illegal, to drink and laugh, you and me
    Before we haul our butts into the game!

    So let us show you 'round
    In gameday West Lot town
    It's sure to wipe your frown
    Til it's always grinning
    Herd keeps winning!

    Fire the grills, warm your chills
    Heater's in the corner with a tank that's filled
    Have some food, lift your mood
    Aint no virus gonna stop us with the right attitude

    Cause we fired the grills and we're roasting the kill
    Our cup's almost empty, need another refill
    Fire the grill, drink your fill ............ Yeah!
    Bottoms up now, bottoms up!
    No not THAT one, that's MY cup!

    (Time for a guitar solo, Angus, don't blow it!)

    Fire the grills, have some thrills
    Herd gonna play, got an Intro that kills
    Let's get loud, ain't we proud
    Virus had us down, now we won't be cowed

    Yeah we fired the grills and drank all the swill
    The virus had it's day, now it's all downhill
    Cause the ....... season is heeeere!
    ........... Aint got no feeeear! Yeah!

    (Take it back now, y'all)

    Yeah
    Fire it up boys ...... yeah
    We're gonna set this tent up now
    And by "we" I mean "YOU", boys
    Oh yeah, you know it's true, yeah
    You're gonna set this tent up now, yeah yeah
    Then you're gonna tear it down later, down, down, down boys, down

    See you, see you, see you, see you all next week!
    See you, see you, see you week after week yeah!

    We're gonna fire the grills!
    Booze gonna spill!
    Herd gonna kill!

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Bison-oriented and Coronavirus-related. Doubly good. Some of your best work. Hope you keep up the good work after you go to prison.
    "You should host seminars on how to behave on opposing fan forums. Charge a pretty penny toward that Bison tailgating rig. " from Milkman 1/6/2016

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyPanth View Post
    Bison-oriented and Coronavirus-related. Doubly good. Some of your best work. Hope you keep up the good work after you go to prison.
    I only wish NOW that I had NOT invested all that time and effort in the daily "Buns of Steel" workout program during my long and unselfish COVID self-confinement.

    Oh sure, I can now crack walnuts with my butt cheeks, but I'm not sure it's going to serve me all that well, in the end, if the judge decides to give me hard time.

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    Anybody ready for a dose of AC/DC blues? Goddammit, I am.

    Loaf



    Gone Lootin' (the virus, protests, riots, political, racial...….
    ..anything-but-effin'-sports-on-Bisonville …. edition )


    Been stuck inside so long
    Feels like I'm gonna blow
    I guess the virus done me wrong
    But I don't know
    Aint' got no Bison sports to talk about
    Bonding 'round football
    And there's something wrong with Bisonville
    It's turned political
    Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
    Virus mask is my new tool
    Gone lootin'
    Damn shame, I've gone lootin'

    Gotta get outside the home nest
    Do something real cool
    What's this? A peaceful protest?
    My mom didn't raise no fool
    Put my mask and a backpack on
    Got a pocket full of rocks
    Gonna honor someone's memory
    But the name ... I have forgot
    Ooh there's something shiny in that jewelry store
    It's what my rock was aiming for
    Gone lootin'
    I'm gone
    Sad, Sad, Sad

    <sad, sad, sad - but still gnarly - guitar solo>

    Gone lootin'
    Damn shame, I've gone lootin'

    Gone lootin', how am I gonna look on social media
    Gone lootin', over here, over here, over here
    Gone lootin', what the hell, this is public art
    Gone lootin', it's just a few stores, they don't mean nothin' to nobody
    Gone lootin', I'm so sad sad sad sad I'm so sad
    Gone lootin'



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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Hail the BISON!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopher Moen View Post
    I blame Chubs for this one, CM. That guy pretends that he's my friend and abused underling one minute, then secretly tries to undermine my prodigious talents and undisputed leadership of this repressive, but loving, ThM regime the next. (It is pretty cool though, in a very insubordinate sort of way).

    I can also assure everyone that I never, Ever, EVER get my lyrics from a bot/computer/AI or otherwise. I swear on a stack of 1970's-era Hustler and Mad magazines, that my words and ideas are, and always have been, 100% absolutely positively pulled straight from my very own ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    I blame Chubs for this one, CM. That guy pretends that he's my friend and abused underling one minute, then secretly tries to undermine my prodigious talents and undisputed leadership of this repressive, but loving, ThM regime the next. (It is pretty cool though, in a very insubordinate sort of way).

    I can also assure everyone that I never, Ever, EVER get my lyrics from a bot/computer/AI or otherwise. I swear on a stack of 1970's-era Hustler and Mad magazines, that my words and ideas are, and always have been, 100% absolutely positively pulled straight from my very own ass.

    Hail the BISON!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    I blame Chubs for this one, CM. That guy pretends that he's my friend and abused underling one minute, then secretly tries to undermine my prodigious talents and undisputed leadership of this repressive, but loving, ThM regime the next. (It is pretty cool though, in a very insubordinate sort of way).

    I can also assure everyone that I never, Ever, EVER get my lyrics from a bot/computer/AI or otherwise. I swear on a stack of 1970's-era Hustler and Mad magazines, that my words and ideas are, and always have been, 100% absolutely positively pulled straight from my very own ass.
    NDSU Football is successful partially because they want their coaches hungry for more. I think that relates to all of ThMís success- your hungry for more, iím hungry for more- plus the investment we made in Artificial Intelligence.


    Beep. Boop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I miss Chubs View Post
    NDSU Football is successful partially because they want their coaches hungry for more. I think that relates to all of ThMís success- your hungry for more, iím hungry for more- plus the investment we made in Artificial Intelligence.


    Beep. Boop.
    Hot damn, you're right again Chubs! ALL of us here at Thunderstruck Makers are some real "hungry-for-more" dudes and dudettes - More AC/DC, More Bison football championships, More world-class tailgating, More sports and smack talk (and less political crap) on Bisonville, and most especially, since our great leader was summarily forced into and out of Covid self-isolation for the greater good of all mankind, Ö...ÖÖ More booze, and MORE freaking Cheetos already! (the puffy kind, of course, not those useless damn crunchy ones!). Some days, our hunger and addiction for these basic, unalienable, Loaf-given rights to all Bison tailgaters worldwide, gives us the morning shakes and nasty alcohol breath SO BAD Ö.. we just wanna puke. THAT's how much we care! **

    Keep up the good work, Sargent, and it won't be long now, my friends. We've finally got AC/DC right where we want them.


    ** (Dear friends, what you just experienced was ThM off-the-cuff inspirational speech #1,236, and is the copyrighted artificial intellectual work of Thunderstruck Makers Incorporated. It may not be used or disseminated without the express written permission and egregious monetary compensation of ThM Inc. and its online overlords.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Hot damn, you're right again Chubs! ALL of us here at Thunderstruck Makers are some real "hungry-for-more" dudes and dudettes - More AC/DC, More Bison football championships, More world-class tailgating, More sports and smack talk (and less political crap) on Bisonville, and most especially, since our great leader was summarily forced into and out of Covid self-isolation for the greater good of all mankind, …...…… More booze, and MORE freaking Cheetos already! (the puffy kind, of course, not those useless damn crunchy ones!). Some days, our hunger and addiction for these basic, unalienable, Loaf-given rights to all Bison tailgaters worldwide, gives us the morning shakes and nasty alcohol breath SO BAD ….. we just wanna puke. THAT's how much we care! **

    Keep up the good work, Sargent, and it won't be long now, my friends. We've finally got AC/DC right where we want them.


    ** (Dear friends, what you just experienced was ThM off-the-cuff inspirational speech #1,236, and is the copyrighted artificial intellectual work of Thunderstruck Makers Incorporated. It may not be used or disseminated without the express written permission and egregious monetary compensation of ThM Inc. and its online overlords.)
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