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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Oh I can certainly understand how you would feel this way, but technically, ANY change in AC/DC's total perfection of the craft of Rock and Roll is a "bastardization". It's just that when WE do it, it's seems like another layer of perfection upon perfection to the unsuspecting masses. We get that ................. and you're not wrong .............. so we'll forgive this small indiscretion for the good of the overall cause.

    But we must always remember that there is a hierarchy in the Thunderstruck Makers world that needs to be adhered to at all times, in order for our lofty goals to be achieved.

    At the very top of that hierarchy, of course, is AC/DC and their music. And then there is a very thin, miniscule layer of rarified air between them and whomever the handsome bastard may be is that is chosen as Lifetime Executive Super Honcho of ThM.

    Then, there is 50 feet of crap until we get to our paid-in full Uppity Reserved Tailgating Members, then another 100 feet of crap until we get to our non-paying Uppity Reserved delinquent dipshits, then another 200 feet of crap until we get to all the icky and yucky General Admission tailgaters, and then another 500 feet of crap until we get to the "powers-that-be" at the State Board of Higher Tailgating (SBOHT), and then another 10,000 feet of crap until we get to Barry Manilow and his inexplicable cult of followers.

    So, if everyone just simply stays in their lane, makes no sudden movements or loud noises, and does what we tell them to do without question at all times, we can get this AC/DC appearance thing done sooner rather than later.
    I heard the Lifetime Executive Super Honcho of ThM had some emails leaked. Seems in the last ten years he's made some off-color remarks football, AC/DC, and pompons. Word is his resignation letter is being drafted* at this very moment.







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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    I heard the Lifetime Executive Super Honcho of ThM had some emails leaked. Seems in the last ten years he's made some off-color remarks football, AC/DC, and pompons. Word is his resignation letter is being drafted* at this very moment.







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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Oh I can certainly understand how you would feel this way, but technically, ANY change in AC/DC's total perfection of the craft of Rock and Roll is a "bastardization". It's just that when WE do it, it's seems like another layer of perfection upon perfection to the unsuspecting masses. We get that ................. and you're not wrong .............. so we'll forgive this small indiscretion for the good of the overall cause.

    But we must always remember that there is a hierarchy in the Thunderstruck Makers world that needs to be adhered to at all times, in order for our lofty goals to be achieved.

    At the very top of that hierarchy, of course, is AC/DC and their music. And then there is a very thin, miniscule layer of rarified air between them and whomever the handsome bastard may be is that is chosen as Lifetime Executive Super Honcho of ThM.

    Then, there is 50 feet of crap until we get to our paid-in full Uppity Reserved Tailgating Members, then another 100 feet of crap until we get to our non-paying Uppity Reserved delinquent dipshits, then another 200 feet of crap until we get to all the icky and yucky General Admission tailgaters, and then another 500 feet of crap until we get to the "powers-that-be" at the State Board of Higher Tailgating (SBOHT), and then another 10,000 feet of crap until we get to Barry Manilow and his inexplicable cult of followers.

    So, if everyone just simply stays in their lane, makes no sudden movements or loud noises, and does what we tell them to do without question at all times, we can get this AC/DC appearance thing done sooner rather than later.

    Dare I ask? Where do I fit in the hierarchy? Speaking of bastardization, there has to be some side spot for me!
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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by CyPanth View Post
    Dare I ask? Where do I fit in the hierarchy? Speaking of bastardization, there has to be some side spot for me!
    Typically, as a Foreign National (assuming you entered these interwebs legally and were wearing a mandated mask at all times while doing so), we would somehow, out of the sheer goodness of our dear loving hearts, hold our nose and find you a spot wedged between the tired & saggy pompoms in General Admission, the unwashed mulletheads out in the Rugby Field, and the obnoxious pile of well-worn, stanky smelling beer coolers slightly northwest of Dakota Field that your buddy Roadwarrior has discarded (or lost) during his 250 years of well-hydrated existence in the area.

    But since you've generally behaved yourself here, we would not be opposed to you joining the non-paying Uppity Reserved Bastards in the West Lot after paying an outrageous fee for the privilege of doing so yourself, should those people approve of that kind of diversity within their high-brow midst (Ha! Good luck on THAT!) and should you yourself be able to stand their snooty arrogant asses for more than 5 minutes after getting there (Ha! Good luck on THAT!).

    It's completely up to you, but remember, there will be no refunds should things not work out.

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