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Thread: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

  1. #851
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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Last game of the season tomorrow. Time to continue the last game tradition with a new spin on it for 2020. Go Bison!!


    Thank God I'm A Covid Boy! .......................................

    Well quarantine life is kinda laid back
    Ain't much an old Covid hound like me can't hack
    Get up when I please, walk around with naked crack
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    Well this fearful kinda life never did me no harm
    I don't have to take a shower and my weight is in alarm
    I eat box after box of those tasty Lucky Charms
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    (Chorus)
    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, lack of scheduling giblets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    When my work tracks me down for a quick Zoom meeting
    I attend on the can while I finish my excreting
    If you haven't guessed by now, son, it bears my repeating
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    I'd drink hard liquor all day if I could
    But my liver and my wallet wouldn't take it very good
    So I Twitter when I can, spreadin' fear like I should
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, all I'm hearing is crickets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    I wouldn't trade Covid life for another brand new
    I don't question when the talking heads tell me what to do
    I wear a mask all day, even when I'm sleeping too!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    If you don't social distance then you're being kinda mean
    Unless, of course, you're rioting, then that's a-mighty keen
    And those effin' tailgaters are the worst of what I've seen
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, lack of scheduling giblets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    (Final Stanza, Boys! ........ Shout it out Loud! But without all the spittle please!)

    Thank the Lord we been saved from the damaged we'd a-done
    Oh, this virus is a bugger, ain't no way to have safe fun
    Makes no difference if you're outside drinking liquor in the sun
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    Yeah, I bought lotsa booze and I bought lotsa meat
    Got the grill good and ready, scraped the grease, brought the heat
    But there's a virus in the West Lot, sittin' up in my Dome seat!!!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, all I'm hearing is crickets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Whew!...........Thank God Almighty .......I'm a Covid boy!

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Last game of the season tomorrow. Time to continue the last game tradition with a new spin on it for 2020. Go Bison!!


    Thank God I'm A Covid Boy! .......................................

    Well quarantine life is kinda laid back
    Ain't much an old Covid hound like me can't hack
    Get up when I please, walk around with naked crack
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    Well this fearful kinda life never did me no harm
    I don't have to take a shower and my weight is in alarm
    I eat box after box of those tasty Lucky Charms
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    (Chorus)
    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, lack of scheduling giblets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    When my work tracks me down for a quick Zoom meeting
    I attend on the can while I finish my excreting
    If you haven't guessed by now, son, it bears my repeating
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    I'd drink hard liquor all day if I could
    But my liver and my wallet wouldn't take it very good
    So I Twitter when I can, spreadin' fear like I should
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, all I'm hearing is crickets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    I wouldn't trade Covid life for another brand new
    I don't question when the talking heads tell me what to do
    I wear a mask all day, even when I'm sleeping too!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    If you don't social distance then you're being kinda mean
    Unless, of course, you're rioting, then that's a-mighty keen
    And those effin' tailgaters are the worst of what I've seen
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, lack of scheduling giblets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    (Final Stanza, Boys! ........ Shout it out Loud! But without all the spittle please!)

    Thank the Lord we been saved from the damaged we'd a-done
    Oh, this virus is a bugger, ain't no way to have safe fun
    Makes no difference if you're outside drinking liquor in the sun
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    Yeah, I bought lotsa booze and I bought lotsa meat
    Got the grill good and ready, scraped the grease, brought the heat
    But there's a virus in the West Lot, sittin' up in my Dome seat!!!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, all I'm hearing is crickets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Whew!...........Thank God Almighty .......I'm a Covid boy!
    Supreme Super Head Honcho Loaf Sir! You have outdone yourself once again.

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Wow! What week. We've witnessed a program in full self-implosion mode featuring very suspect leadership, inappropriate political messaging, one extremely talented man putting himself before others, a total breakdown in communication, lifeline funding flying out the damn windows, a complete disregard for time-honored traditions, a shocking absence of organizational preparation, and an innate lack of both self and constituent awareness!

    And that was just here at Thunderstruck Makers!!


    But hell, we have built this thing once (and when I say "we", of course, I really mean "I" . you know that, right?) and we'll build it again! (ditto on the use of "we").
    How do we do that, you ask? Back to the principles, people, back to the principles. Power Rock & Roll and Rotgut Liquor.


    And just for starters, here's what we're gonna magic-marker on those bourgeois shoes you all prance around in: TGFR - These Guys Frickin' Rock!!!


    Welcome Back, Boys! Not A Moment Too Soon!




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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    After listening to that, I need a Rollin' Thunder Truck!

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by tony View Post
    After listening to that, I need a Rollin' Thunder Truck!
    Get in Line, Tony. The Rollin' Thunder Truck world is not all about you, dammit.

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Dear Thunderstruck Makers,

    It's seems like a good time to remind everyone about that one time, not so very long ago, when I, myself, the great and powerful Loaf, had a brief moment of uncharacteristic mental flatulence, and somehow let a damn show-boating internet personality talk me into letting him make a political kneeling statement on hallowed Thunderstruck Makers time.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/showthread.php?36764-AC-DC-to-the-West-Lot-rumors&p=1234665#post1234665

    Even for a well-seasoned, beloved, and tremendously charismatic administrator like me, the whole stunt did not go well, and I was almost thrown out and fed to the teeming hordes from the very place that the whole tailgating world wants me to remain at in everlasting perpetuity. Well, long story short and needless to say, it took all of my very prodigious powers of persuasion in order to (1) keep my high-paying, low-effort job, (2) magically heal a severely divided and inebriated organization, (3) bring plummeting donations back to a level that could at least sustain 3:2 Beer and generic Cheetos being served at the ThM Hospitality Tent, and (4) get everyone (except GA tailgaters) back focused on the long-term goals of Thunderstruck Makers again.

    Why this unfortunate episode did not serve as fair warning to other, lesser leaders is anyone's guess.

    Therefore and whereas, in all humility and fairness, I just wanted you all to know that, despite many heartfelt inquiries from numerous unnamed sources regarding the possibility of Thunderstruck Makers running BOTH the AC/DC West Lot Appearance AND the NDSU Athletic Department at the same time, I am fully committed to solely concentrating on the AC/DC portion of our mission, along with all the other crap that we've inadvisably promised to do in the past. Gosh darn it, people, you've graciously and unknowingly allowed me to spend almost all of your hard earned money on some really questionable activities. The least I can do is try to give you something in return.

    100% Committed Until The Money Runs Out,
    Loaf

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    You can see your initials in neon with the AC/DC logo at https://you.acdc.com/
    Wherever you go, there you are.

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