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Thread: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Oh, this is legit, Member TransAmBison, this, like all information on this entire thread (except maybe CAS's and RTO's posts) is most definitely legit.

    We cannot, however, by legal and binding confidentiality agreement with the CIA, the World Health Organization, or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, either confirm OR deny that Mr. Loaf is back in charge at Thunderstruck Makers, nor indeed, if he ever truly left in the first place. So, you will just have to trust that whomever is currently at the helm around here ………… is doing the kind of "Loaf-level" type of work that we've all come to expect out of this organization. That being said, we believe that our latest initiative "The 2020 ThM-AC/DC-Coronavirus Cancellation Over World Health Concerns", speaks for itself in that regard.

    Best Wishes Always,

    ThM Secret and Silent Management
    I am curious as to what measures Thunderstruck Makers is taking to not add to the climate change issue? I mean, what are you doing to combat the excessive amount of CO2 being produced? And by excessive, I mean Lakes' ego size.

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    They say the virus originated in China, but ask yourself this: What lengths would Loaf go to in order to cover up his incompetence?
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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    But........If I'm stricken by the Corona Virus and fall over dead in a Chinese forest, will my 1981 Back in Black 8 track make a sound?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    I am curious as to what measures Thunderstruck Makers is taking to not add to the climate change issue?
    Oh we definitely ARE adding to man-made climate change around here and will NOT apologize for it. In fact, we celebrate it here at ThM. The amount of methane generated from a full day of consuming massive quantities of rot-gut liquor and huge, heaping helpings of scrambled eggs at tailgating is, quite simply, environmentally GINORMOUS! Yeah, yeah, yeah we're killing the planet, but to our credit . we're having great fun doing it!

    We are, however, considering charging a hefty climate tax on each individual's methane footprint. That, and a good pair of nose plugs, oughta do it for us.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vet70 View Post
    They say the virus originated in China, but ask yourself this: What lengths would Loaf go to in order to cover up his incompetence?
    Serious charges, indeed, Member Vet70. You can be assured that we will look into it, post haste. It still doesn't change the fact, however, that AC/DC was successfully booked, and now must be cancelled for the greater good of all mankind.

    Darn it the luck.

    Quote Originally Posted by IzzyFlexion View Post
    But........If I'm stricken by the Corona Virus and fall over dead in a Chinese forest, will my 1981 Back in Black 8 track make a sound?
    We would feel quite confident, Member Flexion, in saying that it would STILL blow your cold, dead, rotting eardrums (and maybe a bit of your brain) out, all over the Chinese forest floor. Then, virus pandemic or not, all the oppressed masses of the world will see and learn that truly: Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution, Rock and Roll will never die!

    And they all said . Aaaaaaaa-men.

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    Bison Loaf Self-Quarantine Day Number 288:

    Current Body Temperature: Normal at 91.4 degrees
    Weight Loss: A gain of 45 pounds
    Exercise routine: Little to none
    Cheeto supply: Dangerously low
    Entertainment and Mental Stimulation: AC/DC's 'Powerage' album on continuous loop
    Sexual Activity: Data Not Available. Unrelated note: Tissue supply also getting dangerously low
    Amount of Hours of ThM Business Conducted: Incalculable @ 325/hr. Where do I send the bill?
    Websites Visited: 10,582 (including adult sites)
    Accrued Tax on Methane Footprint During Quarantine: $563,876
    Personal Letters and Emails Requesting Designation as Essential Personnel: 72 and counting
    Number of Requests Rejected: 72 unanswered so far due to obvious mail and internet issues in D.C.
    Projected Quarantine Time Left Until Deemed Safe To Return To Society: I have heard "two weeks" for 30 straight weeks now.

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    Bison Loaf Self-Quarantine Day Number 325

    Current Body Temperature: Rising rapidly at 95.1 degrees. Am sitting in an emergency ice bath, but that puts me out of ice for my liquor, not to mention all the horrifying shrivel I'm seeing.
    Weight Loss: Good news - Got the 3-day runs and lost 15 pounds. Bad news - Concerned about all the bright orange color in my fecal matter.
    Exercise Routine: Dammit, have you ever tried to work out with a bad case of the runs!?! Let's just say me and my sweat are not the only runners.
    Cheeto Supply: Down to cutting the individual Cheetos into 3rds, and then only eating half a bag of them every 2 hours.
    Entertainment and Mental Stimulation: AC/DC's 'Powerage' album now starting to wear out, so I'm performing the AC/DC classics on my own ........... and if I do say so myself ................ I fricken rock!
    Sexual Activity: Data not available. Unrelated note - "Ask a Nurse" has banned me from calling, and why has my therapy dog been removed?
    Amount of Hours of ThM Business Conducted: Not one minute more until I get my last invoiced paid. I mean it, Trump!
    Number of Books Read: Just need one book, people - the Good Book, of course, in these trying times .. "AC/DC: Maximum Rock and Roll" by Murray Engleheart, gnarly forward by Bison Loaf
    Supportive Messages From Bisonvillers: 5 in just 300 days - My God! They like me, they really, really like me!

    TAB - to tell me his legal action to have me removed at ThM has now been postponed by COVID-19, but he's not giving up on it. Also to have a nice day. (Aw. Thanks TAB!)
    CAS - to tell me to simply STFU and "Go Eff Myself". Also to pass along that Hail Bison says "Eat Shit, Asshole". (Folks, this is strangely conforting at a time like this. Thanks, boys!))
    I Miss Chubs - to tell me not to worry, Supreme Leader, the Cheetos and Liquor black market shipment is on the way! (Bless his heart and don't forget the ice, dammit!)
    Roadwarrior - to notify me that his 60-year old cooler got damaged at the last ThM Hospitality Tent event and he wants it repaired, pronto! Also to thank me for making his moderator job easier by not being around. (Nice of you to say, Road!)
    RTO - to tell me that my hot young wife says 'hello'! (Thanks for checking in on her buddy!)

    Projected Quarantine Time Left Until Deemed Safe To Return To Society: 2 weeks!

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    Bison Loaf Self-Quarantine Day Number 387

    Current Body Temperature: Good news! Holding steady now at 95.1 degrees. The ice in my emergency ice bath has melted, of course, and the water I'm sitting in is now yellow and kind of smelly, but at least I'm not so damn hot all the time.
    Weight Loss: The bout with "The Runs" is over and the blackmarket Cheeto supply finally came in (Late as it was, dammit Chubs!). Gained the 15 lbs. back and another 10 for good measure. Screw you, Mr. Virus!!
    Exercise Routine: Started doing a few arm curls while in the ice bath and my guns are getting huge. If I ever get out of here, I'm gonna need some tight t-shirts (well, tight in the arms and loose down below) to show these puppies off.
    Cheeto Supply: Figured out what the orange color was in my fecal matter, so nobody needs to worry. Also my skin is getting an odd glowing tan and I haven't been outside for over a year. Has the CDC ever even tried Cheetos to cure this virus thing? It's a miracle drug in itself and I'm sensing a potential cash bonanza for Thunderstruck Makers!
    Entertainment and Mental Stimulation: AC/DC's 'Powerage' album became unplayable and I went into catatonic shock for a short while, and while that was pleasently reminiscent of my lost years in the early 70's, I don't recommend it for other virus sufferers!
    Sexual Activity: Still No Data Available. Unrelated note - Running out of hand lotion now and even Nancy Pelosi is starting to look real good. What the hell is wrong with me?!
    Amount of Hours of ThM Business: I'm working on this Cheeto Cure idea, but cant' get the government to send me the equipment or test supplies I need for it. I'm starting to think it's all a big scam. And believe me. I know scams!
    Number of books read: Had a lapse in faith after the 'Powerage' album went down and read "Barry Manilow The Biography" by Patricia Butler, and "The Official Guide to Disco Dance Steps" by Jack & Kathleen Villari. Please don't hold this lapse of judgement against me. It's the virus, I tell you, the virus! It's a real nasty bastard and it will stop at nothing in trying to break you. On a positive note, I will have a bunch of nifty foot moves to show off if the ThM Hospitality Tent ever opens up again this fall.
    Supportive messages from Bisonvillers: 2 more - and they are real tear-jerkers, so brace yourself:

    Bison"FAN"atic - to tell me that I am not really sick and that if I can't get AC/DC in here for a Live Intro Performance this season, then I might as well just hurry up and die. (It obvious that this dear man doesn't want me to suffer. Precious.)
    BisonFanette - to tell me that she has already invested too much time and emotion into this project, and that she is ready to start adoring a new ThM Honcho if anyone looks like they might have more success with AC/DC than I have. (A case of "if you love it, set it free" Eh dear lady? What a lovely sentiment!)

    But don't worry, people! Don't worry! Have I ever let you down before? I'm going to beat this thing and come back stronger and better than ever. You all (well technically, not ALL of you) deserve someone like me, and as you can clearly see, I am working just as hard as I ever have, making sure that you get the kind of rock and roll tailgating dreams that only I (and a certain percentage of your charitable cash giving) can provide.

    Here's the good news in this time of crisis!!!! ..............................

    Projected Quarantine Time Left Until Deemed Safe To Return To Society: A mere 2 weeks!

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    Supreme Head Honcho Loaf Sir!

    I apologize for the delay in Cheetos and with your permission to speak freely- in fairness to my efforts I had been outside your door for 18 hours waiting to confirm delivery with you.

    Thank you for the opportunity sir!


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