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Thread: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by I miss Chubs View Post
    Supreme Super Chief Head Honcho Loaf Sir! I take full responsibility for allowing this to happen.

    That being said it is all someone else’s fault. Whoever defunded the rest of our security/enforcement team has made it difficult for me to recruit new talent to beat these ragamuffins, these “manilowskis” into submission. I am undermanned and the remaining team members have very low morale that even power trip selective enforcement of rules/intimidation and beating drunks is not improving.

    Not sure where things are going from here. But I think the “Manilowskis” are gaining confidence and momentum. Their numbers are growing and my authority is being questioned.
    In my many decades of constant, vigilant battles with this nefarious Manilow creature and the dangerous crap that it spews forth, I have been unable, unfortunately, to find a way to permanently eliminate this sucker or its many variants and reincarnations from our daily life. BUT...I do know that there is ONE surefire way to subdue it into a much safer, less irritating type of existence for all that yearn to live a better, more fulfilling life ............................ Hardcore AC/DC Rock and Roll!! .......... (and masks, of course, but that goes without saying).

    So don't worry, Sargent. I'm only going to let this go so far and then the big guns start to come out. Expect a new AC/DC song bastardization from Thunderstruck Makers very soon. In the meantime, I suggest the Manilow Variant start packing its bags NOW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    Fargodome video surveillance has been reported to see Loaf drinking White Claw during the tailgate when he thought no one was looking. Not sure if this will hit the news tonight or not...Loaf and his goons are pretty quick to destroy evidence and get rid of witnesses...oh wait, somebody's at the door...
    I would be very surprised if there was clear and convincing video (that still existed) catching me in the midst of this most heinous act. But let's get real here, shall we? Once I get all snockered up on hard liquor and am putting the big-time schmooze and charm on all our high-dollar donors out there in ThM Hospitality Tent, I'm in a zone, man, a zone ............. and who really KNOWS what someone might actually be able to slip into my mouth (or any other skeletal cavity) during such crazy times?

    It kind of reminds me of Woodstock, back in the day, ya know? We all had no idea who was doing what to whom, and whom to what, or putting things where and when, or even how and why. All I know is ... I enjoyed it and moved on. Never to be spoken of again.

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    I WANT TO THANK TONY < JAIL & EL CHAPO DONT MIX > FBS or BUST enough with this small timey stuff, "Bring on the Competition" is our motto right?

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Not sure why, but I feel this belongs in this thread.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/dannywqam...35559264202759

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by El_Chapo View Post
    This is chilling video testament of what the Manilow Variant can do to unsuspecting people. What further proof does anyone need of its toxicity?

    Get a shot, people! Any damn shot will do. Just get one, and hurry!


    Quote Originally Posted by I miss Chubs View Post
    Not sure why, but I feel this belongs in this thread.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/dannywqam...35559264202759
    TAB subliminally put this in your head with all the White Claw horror stories last week.

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