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    Quote Originally Posted by I miss Chubs View Post
    Supreme Super Chief Head Honcho Loaf Sir! I take full responsibility for allowing this to happen.

    That being said it is all someone else’s fault. Whoever defunded the rest of our security/enforcement team has made it difficult for me to recruit new talent to beat these ragamuffins, these “manilowskis” into submission. I am undermanned and the remaining team members have very low morale that even power trip selective enforcement of rules/intimidation and beating drunks is not improving.

    Not sure where things are going from here. But I think the “Manilowskis” are gaining confidence and momentum. Their numbers are growing and my authority is being questioned.
    In my many decades of constant, vigilant battles with this nefarious Manilow creature and the dangerous crap that it spews forth, I have been unable, unfortunately, to find a way to permanently eliminate this sucker or its many variants and reincarnations from our daily life. BUT...I do know that there is ONE surefire way to subdue it into a much safer, less irritating type of existence for all that yearn to live a better, more fulfilling life ............................ Hardcore AC/DC Rock and Roll!! .......... (and masks, of course, but that goes without saying).

    So don't worry, Sargent. I'm only going to let this go so far and then the big guns start to come out. Expect a new AC/DC song bastardization from Thunderstruck Makers very soon. In the meantime, I suggest the Manilow Variant start packing its bags NOW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    Fargodome video surveillance has been reported to see Loaf drinking White Claw during the tailgate when he thought no one was looking. Not sure if this will hit the news tonight or not...Loaf and his goons are pretty quick to destroy evidence and get rid of witnesses...oh wait, somebody's at the door...
    I would be very surprised if there was clear and convincing video (that still existed) catching me in the midst of this most heinous act. But let's get real here, shall we? Once I get all snockered up on hard liquor and am putting the big-time schmooze and charm on all our high-dollar donors out there in ThM Hospitality Tent, I'm in a zone, man, a zone ............. and who really KNOWS what someone might actually be able to slip into my mouth (or any other skeletal cavity) during such crazy times?

    It kind of reminds me of Woodstock, back in the day, ya know? We all had no idea who was doing what to whom, and whom to what, or putting things where and when, or even how and why. All I know is ... I enjoyed it and moved on. Never to be spoken of again.

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    NDSU TO FBS. PLEASE PLEASE! JAIL & EL CHAPO DONT MIX

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    Not sure why, but I feel this belongs in this thread.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/dannywqam...35559264202759

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    Quote Originally Posted by El_Chapo View Post
    This is chilling video testament of what the Manilow Variant can do to unsuspecting people. What further proof does anyone need of its toxicity?

    Get a shot, people! Any damn shot will do. Just get one, and hurry!


    Quote Originally Posted by I miss Chubs View Post
    Not sure why, but I feel this belongs in this thread.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/dannywqam...35559264202759
    TAB subliminally put this in your head with all the White Claw horror stories last week.

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    Well, dear readers, I think we've beaten this Manilow Variant thing into the ground just about as far as we possibly can here at the Thunderstruck Makers Cinematic Universe, so it's now time to get back to what we do best around here (AND why we get paid the BIG bucks in virtual perpetuity).

    You know, the tailgating season has already started and we, for some damn reason, have not bastardized an AC/DC song in a long, long time. Of course, the dangerous Manilow Variant has been keeping us unnecessarily occupied for quite some time, but let us not forget that these songs, as brilliant yet disturbing as they are, are extremely effective in trying to shamelessly shame AC/DC in to a Live Intro and West Lot appearance. I think our past success in these endeavors has proven that fact beyond a shadow of a doubt for all of you.

    Therefore, we go off the grid a bit in choosing our next AC/DC song bastardization - a song that is so clearly one of their classics to hardcore fans, yet largely unknown to our young tailgating mush skulls, having never appeared on one of AC/DC full studio albums released in the United States (it was released in Austrailia on 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap' but not the US version of that album - the sneaky effers!). And, we might add, with Bon Scott at the helm, this is just about as far from that dastardly Barry Manilow as one can possible get. Win - Win - Win for all of us. Will 2021 be the year for our Aussie Boys? How can they resist stuff like this?! Damn near impossible, we think!


    Tailgate .................................................. .

    Knew a girl who'd never been West Lotting
    Asked her, "What the hell is wrong?!"
    Said, "I'm the sad, bitter wife of UND low-life.
    "Well hell, girl! Bring him along!"
    Oh, she had a great time once she got there
    Treated wonderfully by all and more
    Despite her UND dink who couldn't handle his drink
    Amid the hockey jersey that he wore
    Brought her to a Taaailgate
    Oh we've seen HIS kind before
    Brought her to a Tailgate
    Damn Girl! Just two drinks and he's out on the floor!
    But it was all in the name of liberty
    Sometimes you take the oppressed and you set them free!
    And that guy was NASTY!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Got an intervention here on my hands
    Taaaaaailgate .......... A poor hostage from sad, foreign lands
    Taaaaaailgate .......... I think we can get this dude to stand!
    Taaaaaailgate ......... Umm, yeah, not really

    Dad finally took his young kids to the West Lot
    Said, "Never tell what you see or hear."
    'Cuz if Mom gets word, that's the end of my Herd
    And the beginning of a long 40 years
    So when Mom asked where they were going?
    He said, "Off to 'church', dear, I cannot lie."
    "Kids must pray at the alter, where God's team don't falter,
    and His Thunder doth light up the sky!"
    They're ..... Going to a Taaailgate
    Truth was twisted but he did not lie!
    Going to a Tailgate
    "Hurry up, kids, my throat is dry!"
    Now go fetch your dear Dad another Bud Lite please
    And then go save me a spot at the port-a-potties!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Hell, I should've had kids years ago!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... No, they're not too young to set up in the snow.
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Besides I'll pay them when it's time to go.
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Umm, yeah, not really

    There was a friend of mine went maskless once
    Such a selfish prick was he
    That King Fauci found him guilty
    Gave him six months quarantine
    He said, "but, Bison Football's starting, man."
    And I ain't missin' no game
    Ain't sittin' at home while the Covid roams
    I'll go underground and change my name
    Cuz I'm ..........
    Going to a Taaailgate
    I don't care what those comrades say
    Going to a Tailgate
    Petty tryants will not have their way
    'Cause, it's all in the name of liberty
    Well, there's THAT and Loaf finally invited me
    And I'm symptom free!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Let me in, boys, if you dare
    Taaaaaailgate .......... I'm double vaxxed now if anyone cares
    Taaaaaailgate .......... I promise my drinks I will not share
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Umm, yeah, not really
    Last edited by Bison Loaf; 10-08-2021 at 07:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Well, dear readers, I think we've beaten this Manilow Variant thing into the ground just about as far as we possibly can here at the Thunderstruck Makers Cinematic Universe, so it's now time to get back to what we do best around here (AND why we get paid the BIG bucks in virtual perpetuity).

    You know, the tailgating season has already started and we, for some damn reason, have not bastardized an AC/DC song in a long, long time. Of course, the dangerous Manilow Variant has been keeping us unnecessarily occupied for quite some time, but let us not forget that these songs, as brilliant yet disturbing as they are, are extremely effective in trying to shamelessly shame AC/DC in to a Live Intro and West Lot appearance. I think our past success in these endeavors has proven that fact beyond a shadow of a doubt for all of you.

    Therefore, we go off the grid a bit in choosing our next AC/DC song bastardization - a song that is so clearly one of their classics to hardcore fans, yet largely unknown to our young tailgating mush skulls, having never appeared on one of AC/DC full studio albums released in the United States (it was released in Austrailia on 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap' but not the US version of that album - the sneaky effers!). And, we might add, with Bon Scott at the helm, this is just about as far from that dastardly Barry Manilow as one can possible get. Win - Win - Win for all of us. Will 2021 be the year for our Aussie Boys? How can they resist stuff like this?! Damn near impossible, we think!


    Tailgate .................................................. .

    Knew a girl who'd never been West Lotting
    Asked her, "What the hell is wrong?!"
    Said, "I'm the sad, bitter wife of UND low-life.
    "Well hell, girl! Bring him along!"
    Oh, she had a great time once she got there
    Treated wonderfully by all and more
    Despite her UND dink who couldn't handle his drink
    Amid the hockey jersey that he wore
    Brought her to a Taaailgate
    Oh we've seen HIS kind before
    Brought her to a Tailgate
    Damn Girl! Just two drinks and he's out on the floor!
    But it was all in the name of liberty
    Sometimes you take the oppressed and you set them free!
    And that guy was NASTY!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Got an intervention here on my hands
    Taaaaaailgate .......... A poor hostage from sad, foreign lands
    Taaaaaailgate .......... I think we can get this dude to stand!
    Taaaaaailgate ......... Umm, yeah, not really

    Dad finally took his young kids to the West Lot
    Said, "Never tell what you see or hear."
    'Cuz if Mom gets word, that's the end of my Herd
    And the beginning of a long 40 years
    So when Mom asked where they were going?
    He said, "Off to 'church', dear, I cannot lie."
    "Kids must pray at the alter, where God's team don't falter,
    and His Thunder doth light up the sky!"
    They're ..... Going to a Taaailgate
    Truth was twisted but he did not lie!
    Going to a Tailgate
    "Hurry up, kids, my throat is dry!"
    Now go fetch your dear Dad another Bud Lite please
    And then go save me a spot at the port-a-potties!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Hell, I should've had kids years ago!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... No, they're not too young to set up in the snow.
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Besides I'll pay them when it's time to go.
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Umm, yeah, not really

    There was a friend of mine went maskless once
    Such a selfish prick was he
    That King Fauci found him guilty
    Gave him six months quarantine
    He said, "but, Bison Football's starting, man."
    And I ain't missin' no game
    Ain't sittin' at home while the Covid roams
    I'll go underground and change my name
    Cuz I'm ..........
    Going to a Taaailgate
    I don't care what those comrades say
    Going to a Tailgate
    Petty tryants will not have their way
    'Cause, it's all in the name of liberty
    Well, there's THAT and Loaf finally invited me
    And I'm symptom free!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Let me in, boys, if you dare
    Taaaaaailgate .......... I'm double vaxxed now if anyone cares
    Taaaaaailgate .......... I promise my drinks I will not share
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Umm, yeah, not really
    Can I take a shot rather than getting one ... after this^^^??
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAS4127 View Post
    Can I take a shot rather than getting one ... after this^^^??
    Indeed, you may. In fact, we have been quietly mandating shots at the ThM Hospitality Tent since our miraculous & immaculate inception back in tailgating's Dark Ages. Just another of the MANY reasons why we ARE the ultimate bleeding-edge faux tailgating organization in the world today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Well, dear readers, I think we've beaten this Manilow Variant thing into the ground just about as far as we possibly can here at the Thunderstruck Makers Cinematic Universe, so it's now time to get back to what we do best around here (AND why we get paid the BIG bucks in virtual perpetuity).

    You know, the tailgating season has already started and we, for some damn reason, have not bastardized an AC/DC song in a long, long time. Of course, the dangerous Manilow Variant has been keeping us unnecessarily occupied for quite some time, but let us not forget that these songs, as brilliant yet disturbing as they are, are extremely effective in trying to shamelessly shame AC/DC in to a Live Intro and West Lot appearance. I think our past success in these endeavors has proven that fact beyond a shadow of a doubt for all of you.

    Therefore, we go off the grid a bit in choosing our next AC/DC song bastardization - a song that is so clearly one of their classics to hardcore fans, yet largely unknown to our young tailgating mush skulls, having never appeared on one of AC/DC full studio albums released in the United States (it was released in Austrailia on 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap' but not the US version of that album - the sneaky effers!). And, we might add, with Bon Scott at the helm, this is just about as far from that dastardly Barry Manilow as one can possible get. Win - Win - Win for all of us. Will 2021 be the year for our Aussie Boys? How can they resist stuff like this?! Damn near impossible, we think!


    Tailgate .................................................. .

    Knew a girl who'd never been West Lotting
    Asked her, "What the hell is wrong?!"
    Said, "I'm the sad, bitter wife of UND low-life.
    "Well hell, girl! Bring him along!"
    Oh, she had a great time once she got there
    Treated wonderfully by all and more
    Despite her UND dink who couldn't handle his drink
    Amid the hockey jersey that he wore
    Brought her to a Taaailgate
    Oh we've seen HIS kind before
    Brought her to a Tailgate
    Damn Girl! Just two drinks and he's out on the floor!
    But it was all in the name of liberty
    Sometimes you take the oppressed and you set them free!
    And that guy was NASTY!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Got an intervention here on my hands
    Taaaaaailgate .......... A poor hostage from sad, foreign lands
    Taaaaaailgate .......... I think we can get this dude to stand!
    Taaaaaailgate ......... Umm, yeah, not really

    Dad finally took his young kids to the West Lot
    Said, "Never tell what you see or hear."
    'Cuz if Mom gets word, that's the end of my Herd
    And the beginning of a long 40 years
    So when Mom asked where they were going?
    He said, "Off to 'church', dear, I cannot lie."
    "Kids must pray at the alter, where God's team don't falter,
    and His Thunder doth light up the sky!"
    They're ..... Going to a Taaailgate
    Truth was twisted but he did not lie!
    Going to a Tailgate
    "Hurry up, kids, my throat is dry!"
    Now go fetch your dear Dad another Bud Lite please
    And then go save me a spot at the port-a-potties!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Hell, I should've had kids years ago!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... No, they're not too young to set up in the snow.
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Besides I'll pay them when it's time to go.
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Umm, yeah, not really

    There was a friend of mine went maskless once
    Such a selfish prick was he
    That King Fauci found him guilty
    Gave him six months quarantine
    He said, "but, Bison Football's starting, man."
    And I ain't missin' no game
    Ain't sittin' at home while the Covid roams
    I'll go underground and change my name
    Cuz I'm ..........
    Going to a Taaailgate
    I don't care what those comrades say
    Going to a Tailgate
    Petty tryants will not have their way
    'Cause, it's all in the name of liberty
    Well, there's THAT and Loaf finally invited me
    And I'm symptom free!
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Let me in, boys, if you dare
    Taaaaaailgate .......... I'm double vaxxed now if anyone cares
    Taaaaaailgate .......... I promise my drinks I will not share
    Taaaaaailgate .......... Umm, yeah, not really

    Bastardization? No way. That's just good stuff.

    Even without the other arguably brilliant parody lyrics, we can have a very good time on Saturdays singing "Taaaaaail-gate" when we play the song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyPanth View Post
    Bastardization? No way. That's just good stuff.

    Even without the other arguably brilliant parody lyrics, we can have a very good time on Saturdays singing "Taaaaaail-gate" when we play the song.
    Oh I can certainly understand how you would feel this way, but technically, ANY change in AC/DC's total perfection of the craft of Rock and Roll is a "bastardization". It's just that when WE do it, it's seems like another layer of perfection upon perfection to the unsuspecting masses. We get that ................. and you're not wrong .............. so we'll forgive this small indiscretion for the good of the overall cause.

    But we must always remember that there is a hierarchy in the Thunderstruck Makers world that needs to be adhered to at all times, in order for our lofty goals to be achieved.

    At the very top of that hierarchy, of course, is AC/DC and their music. And then there is a very thin, miniscule layer of rarified air between them and whomever the handsome bastard may be is that is chosen as Lifetime Executive Super Honcho of ThM.

    Then, there is 50 feet of crap until we get to our paid-in full Uppity Reserved Tailgating Members, then another 100 feet of crap until we get to our non-paying Uppity Reserved delinquent dipshits, then another 200 feet of crap until we get to all the icky and yucky General Admission tailgaters, and then another 500 feet of crap until we get to the "powers-that-be" at the State Board of Higher Tailgating (SBOHT), and then another 10,000 feet of crap until we get to Barry Manilow and his inexplicable cult of followers.

    So, if everyone just simply stays in their lane, makes no sudden movements or loud noises, and does what we tell them to do without question at all times, we can get this AC/DC appearance thing done sooner rather than later.

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