AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

[Vet70]

Another "I Told You So" moment for Thunderstruck Makers as it looks like we WILL be having one of our "approved" backup acts performing in a Fargo Dome parking lot in 2018. (see all of our officially approved backup acts here …………………… http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...09#post1123609)

'ThundHERstruck' and 'Paradise Kitty' to perform at Ribfest on June 8th, 2018" …………………………………….. https://www.happyharrysribfest.com/thundherstruck

'ThundHERstruck" is a female AC/DC tribute band, and just happens to be "Plan B" on ThM's officially approved list of totally awesome backup acts that we've worked hard at giving the impression that we'll refuse to go empty handed upon the very miniscule chance that AC/DC themselves don't show their bony asses around these tailgating lots once again. 'Paradise Kitty' is a female Guns 'n Roses tribute band.

Now, you might think that we here at Thunderstruck Makers didn't have a damn thing to do with any of this, and technically, you'd be right …………………. but who can really accurately quantify all the good that we are doing for mankind out in this tyranical, rock-starved, alcohol-regulated, tailgating-repressed earth ……………….. just by being us?

Think about it.

[Bison Loaf]

Not a fan of ribs, I take it.

We'll keep that in mind when we are planning this fall's Hospitality Tent menu. We aim to please.

[CyPanth]

As a public service, we are letting constituents know how all of you people (even the damn naysayers) are likely going to react when you FINALLY get the letter from Thunderstruck Makers that AC/DC will be doing a Live Intro performance of 'Thunderstruck' and making a Meet 'n Greet appearance at tailgating. We are performing this public service because your long-term health and, by logical extension, your continued ability to donate vast sums of your own hard-earned personal wealth to us (so don't drop dead over it, dammit) ………. are always of the utmost concern and priority to this loving and caring organization!

The question still remains, however, if you will be reacting this way due to AC/DC themselves …………. OR because you actually received a personally hand-signed letter from your beloved ThM Executive Honcho (although none of that, especially the "hand-signed" part, is by any means a given ). Frankly, either scenario would be completely understandable displays of raw emotion.

So, if and when any of our long-sought-after goals should accidently happen within our collective lifetimes, be sure to go ahead and let it out, Man! Let it ALL out!

Always wondered what Bison Loaf was like in real life. Now I know.

[Bison Loaf]

Always wondered what Bison Loaf was like in real life.

Maybe this will help. Somebody wrote it and sent it to me a while back. It must be one of those icky, yucky general admission tailgaters, however, because it definitely has a country music vibe to it!! But it's pretty obvious that GA tailgaters love me too!! (OMG, I'm gonna hurl just thinking about that!)



Gameday mornin' at the Dome you can see him arrive
With his six large grills that heat to six eighty-five
Got two cases on his shoulder and a flask at his hip
And everybody knew you just don't have one sip, with our Loaf

With speakers a rockin', and girls going faint
He can smack with the best, some call him a Saint,
All the food, and the liquor and the fun you can stand
Centered round Power Football and an Aussie Band, our Loaf

Our Loaf, Our LOOOOAF, God Bless Loaf (Our Loaf)

Nobody seemed to know where Loaf called home
He just drifted into Bisonville and kept to his own
He didn't say much, he kinda quiet and shy
But everyone all knew he was one hell of a guy, our Loaf

Somebody said he came from the Rock Roadie biz
Where he grabbed a couple pom-poms that just weren't his
And a great big man-hunt with a trumped up charge
Sent this genius of a fellow into our backyard, our Loaf

Our Loaf, Our LOOOOAF, God Bless Loaf (Our Loaf)

Then came that day in our tailgating line
When liquor was banned and men started cryin'
Women were prayin' and grills cooled fast
And everybody thought that they'd drank their last, 'cept Loaf

Through the parched dry throats of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that tailgaters knew well
Grabbed a bottle of something and just stood there and drank
And now there's only one that we all have to thank, our Loaf

Our Loaf, Our LOOOAF, God Bless Loaf, (Our Loaf)

As the crap hit the fan and the battle was won,
All the damn fun-killers finally knew they were done,
Everybody raised a glass and said with a cheer
Lucky thing for all of us our leader was here, that's Loaf.

When we're in the Big-12, AC/DC the house band
And our tailgate is known throughout this great land
Just remember who stood up to The-Powers-That-Be
And say a little prayer when you hit your knees, for our Loaf

Our Loaf, Our LOOOAF, God Bless Loaf, (our Loaf)

[Vet70]

Always wondered what Bison Loaf was like in real life. Now I know.

From the above post, you can clearly see that Loaf has gone off the rails, around the bend, and off the proverbial cliff.

[Bison Loaf]

From the above post, you can clearly see that Loaf has gone around the bend and off the proverbial cliff.

Maybe you prefer this one. I've got a million of 'em. Take your pick.



Follow Me and Tailgate

(Dear Ladies,)

If you love rot-gut tequila, and pom-poms wet from the rain
If you're not into Beiber, cause you have half a brain
If you love watching winning football, after grilling all you ate
Then I'm the one that you've looked for, follow me and tailgate.

(Dear Loafy,)

Yes, I love rot-gut tequila, and pom-poms wet from the rain
I throw up eating health food, and disco songs cause me pain
I've got to meet you by tomorrow morn, each Saturday, call it fate
At a place called the West Lot, where we'll all tailgate.

[Vet70]

Maybe you prefer this one. I've got a million of 'em. Take your pick.



Follow Me and Tailgate

(Dear Ladies,)

If you love rot-gut tequila, and pom-poms wet from the rain
If you're not into Beiber, cause you have half a brain
If you love watching winning football, after grilling all you ate
Then I'm the one that you've looked for, follow me and tailgate.

(Dear Loafy,)

Yes, I love rot-gut tequila, and pom-poms wet from the rain
I throw up eating health food, and disco songs cause me pain
I've got to meet you by tomorrow morn, each Saturday, call it fate
At a place called the West Lot, where we'll all tailgate.

[Bison Loaf]

We better quit while we're ahead. A couple more like these and everybody will be wishing like hell that we'd just go back to horribly bastardizing the AC/DC classics!

It's cheap and disgusting .........…. but at least it's Rock 'n Roll!

[runtheoption]

We better quit while we're ahead.

Agreed. You are on a Highway to GA Tailgating.

[Vet70]

Agreed. You are on a Highway to GA Tailgating.

The only safe thing to do is to lock this thread.