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    Default AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loofa View Post
    I know what you mean, Mr./Ms./Mx. TAB. Even though I reluctantly signed the Horace Peace Accords in late 2022 (there are a lot of Manilow lovers secretly living in Horace, ya know) between the warring factions of Thunderstruck Makers and my own beloved Manilow Makers, only because 1). I didn't want anymore needless blood on my pristine, effeminate hands, and 2). Loaf was using poisonous gas on us in the porta-potties at our tailgates after every ThM Member's use (which is still being litigated at the war crimes tribunal in The Hague as we speak), and 3). Loaf promised me a sizable cut of the Nobel Peace Prize that he claimed he was sure to get (although he never did receive it to my knowledge) for ending the Manilow Makers Conflict ..................... the fact is, that guy's been gone SO long now I'm thinking about unleashing another bloody coup on their ass .................. with The River the first one to go!
    “Mandy” also has the subtext about someone who came at Barry and missed. Gave without taking.

    Come get some.


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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Manilow has used Loaf for years now as a puppet.* It was quite clever of him to install somebody like Loaf.**

    Word has it Loaf walked past a mirror in his house and noticed an "intruder". They've been in a stare down for three days.




    *Easy to get up there...think it has something to do with the probing from the UFO thread.
    **He might not be the dumbest person on Bisonville, but they are in sight and he's catching up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    Manilow has used Loaf for years now as a puppet.* It was quite clever of him to install somebody like Loaf.**

    Word has it Loaf walked past a mirror in his house and noticed an "intruder". They've been in a stare down for three days.




    *Easy to get up there...think it has something to do with the probing from the UFO thread.
    **He might not be the dumbest person on Bisonville, but they are in sight and he's catching up.
    ::PRIVATECOMM::

    Tab,

    Be careful with this line of thinking. Untrue and it almost seduced me before. Manilow Makers portray a simulation of “endless treadmills” and a never ending Pandora’s box from which there is NO escape. This way only leads to violence. ThunderStruckMakers tm follows “The Way” tm. A prophesy that “The One” tm will lead us all to master a limited simulation.

    This as long as it is marketing well and filling the coffers so that “the executive formerly known as the supreme honcho” may butter up P5 Conference officials wherever that may be. Possibly in a UFO? Well I am not allowed to give too much away here, but let’s be honest. It wouldn’t be the first deal to be celebrated with some post-game probing going on. Hot alien chicks? Yup.

    Alien chicks dig feather boas bro. Don’t mess this up for yourself.

    *when it comes to limited simulation, think “soccer relegation”. Relegators, mount up.


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    Update:

    Loaf's stare down in the mirror was at a stalemate. He signed an NDA to never speak of the incident. I think he thought that meant he can't post on Bisonville either. However it ends up, it appears Loaf has vacated his head honcho position without naming an heir. All this while a save-the-date postcard from Angus sits unread/unanswered on Loaf's desk.

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    ::PRIVATECOMM::

    Sir,

    Manilow Makers appear to be making a play on TAB and running the ol’ “Loaf must be gone for good this time, it’s a power vacuum” ruse.

    FYI

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    Dyson Headquarters

    SVP: We need a name for our new vacuum.
    VP: We could call it a Power Vacuum?
    SVP: People would think it is a ruse.
    VP: We could call it Bison Loaf.
    SVP: He does suck.
    VP: He sucks hard.
    SVP: But does he get the job done?
    VP:
    SVP: Next idea?
    VP: heffray?
    SVP: He'll quit.
    VP: Kevin
    SVP: Now we're talkin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    Dyson Headquarters

    SVP: We need a name for our new vacuum.
    VP: We could call it a Power Vacuum?
    SVP: People would think it is a ruse.
    VP: We could call it Bison Loaf.
    SVP: He does suck.
    VP: He sucks hard.
    SVP: But does he get the job done?
    VP:
    SVP: Next idea?
    VP: heffray?
    SVP: He'll quit.
    VP: Kevin
    SVP: Now we're talkin'
    We settled on brouum.
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    In a stunning move, Dyson has announced AC/DC will play at the unveiling of the brouum. AC/DC had a recent cancellation in their schedule as their contact didn't return messages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    Dyson Headquarters

    SVP: We need a name for our new vacuum.
    VP: We could call it a Power Vacuum?
    SVP: People would think it is a ruse.
    VP: We could call it Bison Loaf.
    SVP: He does suck.
    VP: He sucks hard.
    SVP: But does he get the job done?
    VP:
    SVP: Next idea?
    VP: heffray?
    SVP: He'll quit.
    VP: Kevin
    SVP: Now we're talkin'
    …however I never quit sucking, soooo… just food for thought…
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    Men,

    This locker room is becoming toxic. I encourage you consider all the great things “The Executive Formerly Known as The Supreme Honcho Loaf” has done for us. Give the same grace we would give any Bison great.

    These pointed comments hurt our ability to focus and strive under clear and direct leadership like we are provided.

    To bring AC/DC to the West Lot requires more than message board commentary. But it’s a real good start for many of you.

    Await further orders and focus on your personal missions men. Resist this creeping Manilow Variant with all that you have.

    You thought it wouldn’t be so hard.


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