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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    This is why I come to Bisonville.
    Nice try, TAB. You can suck up all you want .............. but you're still not cutting ahead of the line!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Nice try, TAB. You can suck up all you want .............. but you're still not cutting ahead of the line!
    Oh wait, you wrote that? I take back what I said.

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    Thunderstruck Makers 2020 Year In Review (or .. What Else Didn't We Get Done This Year, Part V)


    January - NDSU goes on to win it's 8th Football Championship in 9 years, but, once again, there's not so much as a sniff from AC/DC about coming to the Fargo Dome West Lot, nor a damn word from Thunderstruck Makers themselves about the whole sordid affair. What could possibly be keeping Thunderstruck Makers from communicating with their loyal, yearning masses. One really has to wonder?! ......... Or not.


    February - After 8 months of crickets from Thunderstruck Makers, Loaf finally breaks his long, self-imposed (so he says) silence after being trolled (like an rank amateur) back out into the open by the likes of longtime ThM lackies and miscreants CAS, Chubs, and Fanette. No explanation is ever given for the prior sudden disappearance of the great man, which certainly makes loose tongues wag even more. One of the more interesting speculations starts with the old saw that Loaf doesn't have AC/DC lined up again, so is in China having the Commies help him come up with a way to get out of the whole AC/DC appearance thing. Maybe a pandemic, you say? OMG, come on, people! Get a grip.


    March - What's this? Coronavirus rears it's ugly head and ThM rushes into action many days and weeks later by following the lead of like-minded peer events, such as SXSW and Coachella, and cancels (in order to save all of mankind) the surely-gonna-be-this-time AC/DC appearance of the 2020 tailgating season. Darn it, the luck, anyway. Indeed, it turns out that Loaf himself must self-quarantine during March in the ThM bunker, and he does the world a great and noble service by being the first to chronicle the terrible physical and emotional effects of his unnatural isolation. A Pulitzer Prize for this work is currently pending. In addition, the post office has to add extra staff in order to keep up with all the get well cards, letters, and brassieres being delivered to the SUPPOSED (dammit) unknown and secret location of the ThM bunker.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...08#post1418008


    April - Loaf finally gets out of self-quarantine after pinky-promising to abide by the strict stipulations of a 16-week plan from the State Board of Higher Tailgating for re-entry back into decent society, whether decent society is ready for it or not. Little did the SBOHT know that, brilliantly, Loaf had his fingers crossed behind his back when he made his pinky-promise, so legally, the binding nature of it was completely and utterly negated - as previously ruled in the 1995 ND Supreme Court case of 'ThM vs The Milk Drinkers of Section 20'. Ha, Ha SBOHT! What a bunch of suckers you are! Geez, everybody by now knows the 'ole fingers-crossed-behind-the-back trick, don't they?!

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...69#post1426469


    May - In anticipation of the fall tailgate season .... and from their great concern over the safety and well-being of their beloved constituents .... AND in order to head off the prospect of not being allowed to consume alcohol at large, knee-buckling levels in the West Lot .... ThM becomes one of the first organizations of its kind (after literally BEING the first organization of its kind) to release a comprehensive Social-Distancing Protocol for their highly anticipated events. In commemoration of this historically empathetic and emotive document, ThM also releases another bastardized AC/DC musical selection called "Fire The Grills".

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...05#post1428705
    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...02#post1430202


    June - A few disgruntled ThM Members that shall go nameless for their own safety and protection (TAB and CyPanth, among others), begin peaceful protests over God Knows What by throwing rocks (like a girl), burning dumpsters, urinating in public, denigrating Cheetos, and calling for ThM Head Honcho elections. What a bunch of disgusting pigs! ThM answers this nonsense like it always does ... with another AC/DC parody entitled "Gone Lootin'" .... but after some very dangerous demands and threats are made, ThM seems to be knocked off their game when they inexplicably issue a lyrical cover of a Nickelback song called "Herd Fan". Holy hell, Nickelback for eff sakes! What ever happened to the once-revered ThM that we all grew up with? Just sad really.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...80#post1432880
    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...80#post1434180
    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...33#post1434333


    July - Things settle down a bit when ThM regains its regal bearing and threatens to replace Thunderstruck Makers with ThunderCRACK Makers, and everyone begins to realize they they were not talking about crack as in drugs. It appears then that 'Thunderstruck Makers' doesn't seem to be so darn bad to all the looters and rioters after all, once they realize what they actually COULD be getting their noses into.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...46#post1436946


    August - Okay, let's be honest, ThM pretty much phoned the month of August in, and STILL got paid a substantial and grotesque-tical amount of donor money for it. (Yeah, we love to use the word 'grotesque-tical'. Is that so wrong?)


    September - As our heroes at ThM ramp up for the 2020 Tailgate Season, the Powers-That-Be pull the rug out from under everyone's ample northern asses with their fear and loathing over Covid. ThM does not appreciate the late cancellation notice and responds in their own unintimidated way .... with an ugly country music parody entitled 'Take This Mask And Shove It'. ThM then ups the ante by promising to continue releasing disgusting country music parodies until the Powers-That-Be relent in starting tailgating back up again, ultimately culminating in the highly escalating coup-de-grace 'Thank God I'm A Covid Boy!' History proves, however, that there can be no winners in any showdown that involves country music.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...78#post1446578
    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...41#post1451541


    October - A Great News/Sucky News kind of month in which the world finally gets new music from AC/DC (that's the great news, in case you GA Tailgaters were wondering), but Thunderstruck Makers finds itself in a death struggle trying to maintain fast-shrinking donor rolls over their newfound wokedness, social consciousness, and all the fallout from their overtly political kneeling campaign during the Thunderstruck Intro. Big, big mistake and the lessons learned in this latest donor crisis were subsequently chronicled in the parody 'Donor's Dash'.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...91#post1457591


    November - ThM, unfortunately, has a good friend and member from it's Hospitality Tent pass away, and allows itself to get serious for just a brief moment. Meanwhile, AC/DC continues to release more music from their new album at a rate that makes ThM look like they're sitting on their damn thumbs and actually enjoying it. But, just when you thought the organization couldn't get more contemplative and reflective, they release the long awaited 'Thanksgiving Story (according to Thunderstruck Makers)' that is sure to be required reading for all tailgating families at future holiday gatherings.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...42#post1462442


    December - Thunderstruck Makers bids a sincere F#@&k-You to the Year 2020, as the organization dreams of the beautiful things to come in the years ahead with 'Twas The Hour Before Meet 'n Greet'.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...10#post1467410
    Last edited by Bison Loaf; 01-08-2021 at 11:32 PM.

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    Denigrating Cheetohs should be a Federal Crime if it is not already.

    Denigrating Dots Pretzels? WAR!!!!

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
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    June - A few disgruntled ThM Members that shall go nameless for their own safety and protection (TAB and CyPanth, among others), begin peaceful protests over God Knows What by throwing rocks (like a girl), burning dumpsters, urinating in public, denigrating Cheetos, and calling for ThM Head Honcho elections. What a bunch of disgusting pigs! ThM answers this nonsense like it always does ... with another AC/DC parody entitled "Gone Lootin'" .... but after some very dangerous demands and threats are made, ThM seems to be knocked off their game when they inexplicably issue a lyrical cover of a Nickelback song called "Herd Fan". Holy hell, Nickelback for eff sakes! What ever happened to the once-revered ThM that we all grew up with? Just sad really.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...80#post1432880
    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...80#post1434180
    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...33#post1434333


    For the record, my prolonged absence from this site had nothing to do with Loaf. I was not with him, nor did he cause my absence, regardless of what he says.

    P.S. Might AC/DC make an appearance on April 10th? Just because Loaf can't get it done doesn't mean I can't.
    "You should host seminars on how to behave on opposing fan forums. Charge a pretty penny toward that Bison tailgating rig. " from Milkman 1/6/2016

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