AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

[Bison Loaf]

Let’s suppose for the sake of testing that I was, in fact, a 70’s disco fan, (think again bi***ch). Would I receive a unique porno link for my second (and therefore counterfeit) application?


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Please, do not attempt to fool the security system. If you were in fact a 1970's Disco Fan, BOTH links would automatically take you to a vintage gay porn site and away from the link that moves you forward in line. Don't ask me HOW it knows to do this, it just knows. I think it has something to do with science. At that point, applicants can spend all day there enjoying themselves for all we care, but 1970's Disco Fans (or Disco fans of any era, for that matter) are NOT getting Meet 'N Greet tickets.

[CyPanth]

I've been wondering for awhie about why there are such long gaps between posts by Bison Loaf in this thread?

1. Does it take that long for Bison Loaf to type them?
2. Does it take that long for him to make enough discretionary income to pay for his ghostwriter?
3. Are these the only days that he is sober enough to type?
4. Does he has such a poor grasp of reality that he has no idea how often he is posting?
5. All of the above?
6. Other explanations?

[Bison Loaf]

I've been wondering for awhie about why there are such long gaps between posts by Bison Loaf in this thread?

1. Does it take that long for Bison Loaf to type them?
2. Does it take that long for him to make enough discretionary income to pay for his ghostwriter?
3. Are these the only days that he is sober enough to type?
4. Does he has such a poor grasp of reality that he has no idea how often he is posting?
5. All of the above?
6. Other explanations?

So, let me get this straight. Along with all the other critically important duties I'm expected to do around here for below-market pay ....... I'm ALSO somehow supposed to dangerously expose myself to the "interweb grid" more often so that all of the bad guys (and girls ) have time to triangulate the exact coordinates of my ever-changing secret location?!????? Hell, while I'm at it, why don't I just take a big old crap in public too?


Next thing I know, people will be telling me that they actually expect an AC/DC appearance soon.

[CyPanth]

So, let me get this straight. Along with all the other critically important duties I'm expected to do around here for below-market pay ....... I'm ALSO somehow supposed to dangerously expose myself to the "interweb grid" more often so that all of the bad guys (and girls ) have time to triangulate the exact coordinates of my ever-changing secret location?!????? Hell, while I'm at it, why don't I just take a big old crap in public too?


Next thing I know, people will be telling me that they actually expect an AC/DC appearance soon.

"dangerously expose myself"

[Bison Loaf]

Dear Thunderstruck Makers,

We just wanted to inform you that Bison Loaf will be out for awhile (with pay) while he mourns the loss of another iconic member of our Rock and Roll Family, Meat Loaf. Yes, while Loaf is away (Bison, not Meat ... oh dear this is going to be confusing), we are totally slacking off and not getting a damn thing done around here, but we're sure the boss wouldn't want it any other way. (Hey, we're sure about that, right guys?)

Most people think that Bison Loaf and Meat Loaf were related, but in fact, they were not (although both could sing the living hell out of any song). They were, however, true brothers in spirit and here are a few lyrical selections that prove it. Enjoy!

Rest in Peace, Meat.

Sincerely,

ThM's Lackies, Brown-Nosers, and Grunts



20 Lyrical Ways that Bison Loaf and Meat Loaf were Spiritual Brothers.

1. And some days I pray for Silence
And some days I pray for Soul
Some days I just pray to the God
Of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N' Roll.

2. Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost.

3 Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot!?!

4. While you were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste.

5. I was nothing but a lonely all-American boy
Looking out for something to do
And you were nothing but a lonely all-American girl
But you were something like a dream come true

6. But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

7. Hot patootie bless my soul, I really love that rock n' roll!

8. Surf's up .... and so am I.

9. Come on, come on, and there'll be no turning back
You were only killing time and it can kill you right back.

10 I know that I will never be politically correct
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette
As far as I'm concerned the world could still be flat
And if the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back!

11. Where the rubber meets the road
Welcome to protection mode
Used to be sex was a fine hello
Now the rubber meets the road.

12. I'd lie for you and that's the truth
Do anything you asked me to.

13. I get up from the ground in the middle of the morning
Up from the ground in the middle of the evening
Up from the ground in the middle of the night
Oh oh oh, I testify.

14. You know that I.... I'll give you all the love that have
I'll empty all my pockets and I give you what I can
You know that I.... I'll give you all the love that have
I'll give you all the love that I can.

15. Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes.

16. You got the kind of lips that do more than drink
You got the kind of mind that does less than think.

17. And I'll go blind before I stop
They're gonna have to come along and lock me up.

18. They got a file on me and it's a mile long and they say that they got all of the proof,
That I'm just another case of arrested development and just another wasted youth.

19. Everybody's got someone they don't wanna be
You don't wanna be you, I don't wanna be me.

20. And you said nothing at all........
Well I couldn't have said it better myself!

[Bison Loaf]

It's no surprise that I've been feeling a little melancholy lately over this whole Meat Loaf thing, and well, with Valentine's Day almost upon us and all of that, I guess it's just time to un-harden our hearts and let our true inner feelings come out this one time, and one time only. (Get some Kleenex ready, people, you're gonna bawl like babies this time!)

A Valentine's Day Love Letter to AC/DC, Liquor, and Tailgating .............. from Thunderstruck Makers XOXOXO..........

If a live Thunderstruck you should ever play
Oh, we would not stand (much) in your way
So if you should blow us off once again
We'll move on to some other rockin' men
But ..... We...ee...ee... will always love you...oo...oo
But we will always love you

Bittersweet empties in the tent
That's all we have now, it's all been spent
So goodbye booze, please don't you weep
'Cause we both know we'll be here next week
'Cuz ...... We...ee...ee... will always love you...oo...oo
We'll always love you

The season's done now, tailgate ends
Time to say goodbye to all of our friends
Another title, what a blast
West Lot memories now tucked in the past
BUT....Dammit Dear Tailgate .........WE...EE....EE... will always love YOU...OO..OO
Oh we will always love you!
We will always love you!

[CyPanth]

It's no surprise that I've been feeling a little melancholy lately over this whole Meat Loaf thing, and well, with Valentine's Day almost upon us and all of that, I guess it's just time to un-harden our hearts and let our true inner feelings come out this one time, and one time only. (Get some Kleenex ready, people, you're gonna bawl like babies this time!)

A Valentine's Day Love Letter to AC/DC, Liquor, and Tailgating .............. from Thunderstruck Makers XOXOXO..........

If a live Thunderstruck you should ever play
Oh, we would not stand (much) in your way
So if you should blow us off once again
We'll move on to some other rockin' men
But ..... We...ee...ee... will always love you...oo...oo
But we will always love you

Bittersweet empties in the tent
That's all we have now, it's all been spent
So goodbye booze, please don't you weep
'Cause we both know we'll be here next week
'Cuz ...... We...ee...ee... will always love you...oo...oo
We'll always love you

The season's done now, tailgate ends
Time to say goodbye to all of our friends
Another title, what a blast
West Lot memories now tucked in the past
BUT....Dammit Dear Tailgate .........WE...EE....EE... will always love YOU...OO..OO
Oh we will always love you!
We will always love you!

Haven't been on the site for a while. Should have expected something great in this thread. It delivered. RIP to the other Loaf.

[Bison Loaf]

Haven't been on the site for a while. Should have expected something great in this thread. It delivered. RIP to the other Loaf.

One of the hallmarks of a true blue Thunderstruck Maker is that we are easily entertained.

[Bison Loaf]

Dear Thunderstruck Makers,

Geezus, the world we live in these days!!

Not only am I working my ass off trying to get AC/DC in here for all you poor schlubs, but now I'm losing some of my best lackies and flunkies to that effin' tailgating transfer portal the Powers-That-Be set up!

If you haven't already heard (and how could you not, unless your dues are delinquent and your secret text messages have been stopped), a whole plethora (that's right, I read a little too) of longtime unpaid ThM interns are leaving us for greener online tailgating pastures (Ha, like there even IS such a thing!). Yes, I do all the work around here, but even I need companionship and I've invested precious little time nurturing and mentoring these young mushskulls all these years on the finer points of irreverent social commentary, sophomoric humor, anti-authoritarianism, and GAF attitudes.

I mean, why do my beloved grunts and buttlickers have to leave? Why is it never guys like Roadwarrior who always drinks all the beer without replenishing it; or TAB, who constantly hogs the porta-potties for hours at a time and never washes his hands, or even Chubs who selfishly smokes all the doobies while we're cranking up The Doobie Brothers! Just once, why can't one of THOSE guys actually go and find China frickin' Grove! But noooooooo, I have to lose the guys that don't talk back, don't get paid, and don't automatically recoil at every harmless little sound that comes out of both ends of my body! Man, the State Board of Higher Tailgating (SBOHT) really did a number on me this time!

I know what you're thinking .... but don't. "'Ha, Ha, dipshit Loaf's inflated ego has finally been knocked down a notch!". Before you go there, however, may I remind you of the true Endgame for all of us - Me AND You, brother - here at the ThM MCU is: An Awesome Live AC/DC Intro appearance sometime this decade (and a Big12 football invite ... and an ESPN Gameday residency ... and Samantha Ponder in a string bikini riding Corso the Bison out on the turf .... but I digress while I dream). Frankly, those great things just simply don't happen with or without me, so stop the bullshit and the name-calling, please! We are so close, but I can't be losing low-level help like this! Next thing you know, I'll be taking applications from General Admission Tailgaters! Oh Lord, somebody shoot me now!

So, won't you help me? Won't anyone help me? I'm naked and afraid in a world without AC/DC and brown-nosers.

Send money now. Lots of it. And hurry. Cash is best, obviously, but we will take credit card. No rubles please, at this time. But hurry. This could be my last post if I don't get my way.

The clock is ticking.

Loaf

[Bison Loaf]

Is it Easter already?

Holy Rotten Eggs! I better quickly crank out some very iffy and irreverent content for all of our loyal readers out there, lest they suddenly stop reading the thread entirely (yeah, like that could really happen, wink wink) and/or try to dock my substantial pay (AS IF! Man, I crack myself up sometimes)!



Famous Easter/Spring Sayings and Quotes Associated with Thunderstruck Makers: The Greatest Story Ever Told


"For Thunderstruck Makers so loved their reserved tailgaters that they gave them the one and only Loaf, that whoever believes in him and an AC/DC appearance, will not have to contend with yucky General Admission people ever again." - The ThM Bible Chapter 3:16

"Where the common man sees an empty spring tailgating lot, Loaf sees sweet AC/DC music being played loudly and live at a time of his own choosing." - from the documentary "NDSU Visionaries of the 21st Century"

"The seemingly improbable resurrection of an AC/DC West Lot appearance, is indeed at the core of our long-held beliefs as true Thunderstruckers. Without it ............. we'll just go back to drinking more." - Page 2 of The Thunderstruck Makers Handbook

"Blessed are those who have not actually seen an AC/DC Live Intro appearance, but have donated substantially, consistently, and without reservation." - The Book of Loaf, Chapter 20:29

"Dear Brethren, we testify that ThM most certainly DOES know the way ...... because they made a brown-noser intern get out and ask for directions once." - Rand McNally

"Angus and boys will come someday
ThM lackies and grunts do say.
So raise your mugs and pom poms high,
Sing, ye faithful and tell no more lies!" - The Book of Dr. Seuss Revelations

"I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Bison Loaf. " - CyPanth and anyone who continues to read "AC/DC to the West Lot"

"ThM has written the promise of an AC/DC appearance, not on the pages of Bisonville alone, but on the walls of every port-a-potty at tailgating." - The Fargo Police Department, Vandalism Division

"Loaf loves each of us as if there was only one of us ........ excepting, of course, General Admission tailgaters." - TransAmBison

"Pom Poms are cuddly, the large and the small, but I like the shaking ones best of all!" - A Letter from CAS Chapter 41:27 to the Libtards

"Loaf shared our experience; he suffered in the 5-mile-long, 3-days-in-advance tailgating line just as we suffered, and for 40 days of sobriety he underwent the struggle between Reserved Lot opulence and General Admission squalor. In the end, it turned out to be not much of a struggle for him at all." - The Recollections of Pat Simmers

"I remember that I once bought young Loaf an AC/DC shirt to wear one Easter Sunday so that he would go to church. Just one of many big mistakes in life." - Loaf's Mom

"The day that the Lord created Hope was probably the same day Loaf created Thunderstruck Makers." - Everyone Everyday

"Let everything you do be done in sarcasm, parody, and purple font. " - 1 Loafinthians 16:14



Thunderstruck Makers wishes you all a very happy and blessed Easter!