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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    Your proposal is acceptable.
    I’ll be on lunch computing scenario algorithms about who to pledge allegiance to.

    Model changes drastically as real data comes in.


    Beep. Boop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I miss Chubs View Post
    I’ll be on lunch computing scenario algorithms about who to pledge allegiance to.

    Model changes drastically as real data comes in.


    Beep. Boop.
    I'm not sure if this is good or bad, but ………. if it pertains to AC/DC, drinking booze, and sticking it to the Powers-That-Be ……... I'll allow it.

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    I don't think the civil disobedience started by TAB and CyPanth last week is quite over yet. This note was just slipped under the door of the Thunderstruck Makers bunker.

    It looks like we've got a lot of work to do before tailgating season starts this fall. I'm not sure that we'll be able to finalize the AC/DC appearance with all this going on.



    The Peaceful Demands of General Admission (GA) Tailgaters in Fargo

    1. That so-called "big shot" sexy Thunderstruck Makers Head Honcho Bison Loaf publicly call for the arrests of all those individuals responsible for implementing a Reserved Tailgating Priority System that has proven to dash the hopes and dreams of all General Admission tailgaters everywhere ………...………….... or we burn Thunderstruck Makers to the ground.

    2. The creation of a ThM Tailgating Oversight Board with a majority of GA tailgaters and NO ThM lackies, flunkies or toadies on that board ................. or we burn the newly created Board to the ground.

    3. The unfettered and unlimited ability of GA Tailgaters to get 50-yard line football tickets and primo pre-game tailgating spots out in the West Lot at anytime they so choose ................... or we burn the West Lot to the ground.

    4. The immediate reduction of the 5-mile long, 3-day in advance general admission tailgating lineup into a smaller, more welcoming and non-hostile line-up of peace and love ....................... or all cars waiting in that line get burned to the ground.

    5. The immediate addition of 500 more port-a-potties that are specifically designated for GA tailgaters and not to be used by Reserved tailgaters ever ............................ or we burn ALL port-a-potties to the ground.

    6. That there be free and unlimited supplies of Thunderstruck Tequila, ThM drink cups, and ThM drink umbrellas for GA Tailgaters ............... or we burn all cases and quantities of booze, including our own, to the ground.

    7. That twangy country music, icky mullets, ridiculously long key chains, and oversized back-pocket billfolds are allowed to be used in the reserved tailgating lots .................... or we burn our wallets, and all the cash in them, to the ground.

    8. That GA Tailgaters be allowed to stop at any reserved tailgating spot without being frisked for firearms or having to wait to be positively indentified .................... or we burn our guns and ID's to the ground.

    9. That all GA Tailgaters are allowed to be in the reserved lot without bras, even the disgusting low hangers .......................... or we burn our bras to the ground.

    10. That firepits be immediately implemented in the West Lot (we do like fires) stocked with ample wood, and, of course, graham crackers, chocolate, marshmellows and hot dogs .............. or we burn the firepits to the ground.


    Those are are our very reasonable and peaceful demands. You have 30 days to reply or we start burning random stuff to the ground.

    Signed,
    The "Committee"

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    Dunno but, burning the West Lot to the ground seems like a bit of an empty threat to me. Maybe that’s just me though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenfieldBison View Post
    Dunno but, burning the West Lot to the ground seems like a bit of an empty threat to me. Maybe that’s just me though.


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    This ^^^^^ is exactly why I'm paid the big bucks around here.

    That concrete has become worn and porous over time, with alot ……………. and I do mean ALOT ………………….. of highly-flammable and now-vaporized liquor spilled and soaked into it over the years. (Indeed, an alarmingly high percentage of that very spillage is roadwarrior's alone!)

    So, it would not surprise me in the least if that thing eventually went up in flames like dried kindling. Hell, the very thought of it has kept me up at night even BEFORE these GA demands!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    This ^^^^^ is exactly why I'm paid the big bucks around here.

    That concrete has become worn and porous over time, with alot ……………. and I do mean ALOT ………………….. of highly-flammable and now-vaporized liquor spilled and soaked into it over the years. (Indeed, an alarmingly high percentage of that very spillage is roadwarrior's alone!)

    So, it would not surprise me in the least if that thing eventually went up in flames like dried kindling. Hell, the very thought of it has kept me up at night even BEFORE these GA demands!
    Well that’s just tragic. Perhaps not ALL of the liquor so callously treated over the years has in fact evaporated. Perhaps some has infused the concrete. What special terroir might be imparted with that interaction. A reclamation might be warranted. What is the aging timeframe for alcohol/concrete?

    You’re right! Burning that to the ground is no empty threat! This cannot stand. Carry on Supreme Loaf Sir!


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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenfieldBison View Post
    Dunno but, burning the West Lot to the ground seems like a bit of an empty threat to me. Maybe that’s just me though.


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    Wait, so this means no........

    Hail the BISON!!!

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    I pledge to you that if "The Committee" manages to burn the West Lot to the ground, then ……... as God is my witness ……….. we'll get Nickelback in here the very next tailgate to sing "Burn It To The Ground"!!

    Why, you ask, would you do that? Because. We. Can. We're Thunderstruck Makers! We Don't Eff Around With Tailgating!TM


    In the meantime, while we're on the subject of Nickelback, we have heard your concerns, GA tailgaters, and in the spirit of dιtente we offer this little ode to you, symbolizing peace in our time.


    Herd Fan ………………………………………….

    I'm through with standing in line
    To tailgate this year
    It's like they make up these rules
    Just to drink a damn beer
    No I ain't got no priority
    And that just how it's gonna be

    (Tell me what you want)

    I want a four car spot
    where I just pay a sawbuck
    For a tent and a grill and to park my truck
    And enough damn booze to last
    all day for you and me

    (So what do you need)

    I'll need a big bar tab that's got no limit
    And a will call packet with some tickets in it
    And some big juicy steaks that sizzle
    as their singing to me
    (been there, done that)
    I want a new wrapped bus full of Bison stickers
    That sits in the middle of some heavy hitters
    Somewhere between Loaf and TAB
    will be just fine for me

    (So how you gonna do it)

    I'm gonna kiss some butt till my lips are chapped
    I'd even get a tattoo on my big fat ass .................

    (Chorus - altogether now! One....two...three..... four..)

    Cause we all just wanna be big Herd Fans
    Live out in the West Lot just outside those stands
    While we wait for the win that's about to be
    And we'll all stay happy as we drink and eat
    And we'll hang out there with the coolest friends
    While this run of titles seems to never end
    Every gap-toothed faker's gonna wind up there
    Every Brookings Bunny gonna say it ain't fair

    Hey, hey ... I wanna be a Herd Fan
    Hey, hey ... I wanna be a Herd Fan


    I wanna come in Friday without all the hassles
    We'll police ourselves and kick out the assholes
    Drink a "couple" cold ones
    and chill out and relax till three
    (I'll have an Old Mill, ha, ha)
    Then we'll get up early still a little pickled
    Dressed in Green and Golds
    That are slightly wrinkled
    Gonna down a Bloody Mary
    And then I'll be all ready, you'll see

    We're gonna fire things up, wave a Bison flag
    Leave our best girl home if she's gonna nag
    Don't make a bit of difference
    If it's warm or less than zero degrees
    (been there, done that)
    We'll get a pony keg that we be tappin'
    It against the rules, but dude let it happen
    I mean, what the hell's the difference
    Keg beer's still just beer to me

    (So how you gonna do it?)

    I'm gonna kiss some butt till my lips are chapped
    I'd even get a tattoo on my big fat ass .......................

    (Here we go .............. big finish now)

    Cause we all just wanna be big Herd Fans
    Live out in the West Lot just outside those stands
    While we wait for the win that's about to be
    And we'll all stay happy as we drink and eat
    And we'll hang out there with the coolest friends
    While this run of titles seems to never end
    Every gap-toothed faker's gonna wind up there
    Every Brookings Bunny gonna say it ain't fair

    And we'll spend all day telling stupid jokes
    In a potty line with a lot of nice folks
    Who don't give a damn just what color you wear
    They'll still shake your hand and be glad you're there
    When the day is done and the game is on
    We're gonna blow a lung when it comes third down
    Every mover and shaker will be on their feet
    If you ain't been here you're in for a treat

    Cause we all just wanna be big Herd Fans
    Live out in the West Lot just outside those stands
    While we wait for the win that's about to be
    And we'll all stay happy as we drink and eat
    And we'll hang out there with the coolest friends
    While this run of titles seems to never end
    Every gap-toothed faker's gonna wind up there
    Every Brookings Bunny gonna say it ain't fair

    Hey, hey ... I wanna be a Herd Fan
    Hey, HEY ... I wanna be a Herd Fan
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    Now you reference Nickleback in an AC/DC thread?!?! Nickleback?!?! You have gone too far now.

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    Now you reference Nickleback in an AC/DC thread?!?! Nickleback?!?! You have gone too far now.
    Well I'm sure as hell not going to waste an AC/DC song on GA Tailgaters!

    Sheez, pull your head out.

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