Oh man! Is it Halloween already?! What a horror show 2020 has been! I don't know if a Big-Time on-line tailgating honcho like me ..... can really take any more of it. That may seem shocking to some of you, but remember,
I am not a God (yet). I'm just a man like you are (except if you're a woman, of course ........ or a GA Tailgater, obviously). I still humbly magic-marker political slogans on my expensive Thunderstruck Makers paid footwear ....... one shoe at a time.
And like many of my bretheren admins, I'm having nightmares over the havoc and destruction that The Year of Our Loaf 2020 has wreaked upon this iconic ThM program, especially the donations you so faithfully and foolishly send our way. Indeed, I had an especially frightful dream right around October 3rd of this year, and it's been bugging me ever since! I need to get it together real soon, or I'm afraid we may NEVER see AC/DC perform a Live Intro in the Dome, OR grace us with a West Lot Meet 'n Greet!!
(I know, I know, very unlikely that it doesn't happen, but I'm a veg on the ledge here, people! A veg on the ledge!!)
See below the kind of REM cycles I'm now constantly struggling with, and I don't think I'll even be able to drink myself out of it this time. You want AC/DC in here? Then pray and donate (oh good, I haven't completely lost it) like you never have before!!
Donor's Dash .............................
I was dreaming in the bunker, late one night
Stoned on booze and Cheetos and Turkish Delight
When the donors of which I had long cultivated
Took an axe to the door and came at me unabated!
They took their cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeaam!)
And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
With this backlash, they took back all their cash
So I searched my poor brain with all the strength that I had
For what could possibly have made all these donors so mad
Did we take them for granted when we dropped to a knee?
Oh, get a grip Loaf! The year is Twenty - Twentee!
Yet they took cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
With this backlash, they took back all their cash
Oh us boys were just having fun, (wah-ooo) hell, our "work" had just begun (wah-ooo)
Expected guests included Game Day, (wah-ooo) The Big-12, and Angus Young!
Well, maybe it was the fact the we said nasty things
About those icky GA Gaters and the mullets they bring
Or have we been too hard on those saggy pom-poms?
I guess it's not their fault that they've been handled too long
They took their cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
With this backlash, they took back all their cash
No, those Dippin' Dots spoons never did get fixed
I suppose you too would get pissed if Bison shirts got dripped
And if you've ever wet your pants in the port-a-potty line
You'd be embarrassed as hell, and hold a grudge all this time!
So they took cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
With this backlash, they took back all their cash
With no Angus on the docket for a Meet 'n Greet
And just one entrance to the West Lot for our tailgate fleet
And ticket prices still a-rising in our FCS rut
Well it's no wonder that our donors now say "kiss by butt!"
And take their cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
With this backlash, they took back all their cash
But there's NO WAY they can be mad about political stunts
Our kneeling during Thunderstruck was Twitter-worthy stuff
Heck, we're socially conscious now, we just can't reprieve it
We got stickers that say, "West Lot ..... Liquor or Leave It!"
Still they'll take cash, they'll take our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
And make their dash, oh they'll be gone in a flash
Won't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
With this backlash, they'll take back all their cash
They took their cash ........... dang it, I just dont understand it, Chubs
And made their dash, .......... what the hell just hit us, man?
Can't get them back, ............ maybe we should actually listen to these people?
With this backlash, ............. Nah, we get AC/DC in here, all is forgiven. Right?!? RIGHT?!!