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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    This is how I picture Loaf:

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    "You should host seminars on how to behave on opposing fan forums. Charge a pretty penny toward that Bison tailgating rig. " from Milkman 1/6/2016

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by CyPanth View Post
    This is how I picture Loaf:

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    Pretty close.
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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Quote Originally Posted by CyPanth View Post
    This is how I picture Loaf:

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    Which one?

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Dear Thunderstruck Makers Members:

    Hallelujah! We're FINALLY done with that whole charade of assigning extra AC/DC Meet 'N Greet seats to unsolicited Member Requests by ThM Priority Points. Now we can get back to doing whatever it is we do best around here. But first, it might be good for us to give you all a taste of how totally professional we are when it comes to handling difficult and sensitive tasks such as divvying up a limited amount of awesome seats that too many people want and can't have. The delicate communication protocols the we developed and used, are published below.

    Of course, who doesn't absolutely love AC/DC, but we all understand that we only have so much room in the West Lot, and only a select few are worthy enough to get "the call" when our boys finally do get their bony asses in here to perform. True, not all organizations are capable of handling these severe limitations with such grace and class, but there is a reason why Thunderstruck Makers is the most well-respected internet tailgating advocacy group in the entire gridiron world. Our care, respect and compassion for our beloved constituents is what truly sets us apart!

    And we're not just talking about giving lip service to the crackpots and jerks that we have either. Rest assured that we also force ourselves to feign compassion for all the nerds, whiners, whinos, deadbeats, perverts, asshats, dingbats, puds, psychos, GA tailgaters and country music fans among us, that somehow, dammit, seem to gravitate toward our cause like moths to a flame!

    So in closing, my dear beloved crispy moths, know that here at ThM we feel your pain, but instead wisely choose to self-medicate ourselves with delicious intoxicating beverages and refreshments at all times. We suggest you suck it up and get over these damn Meet 'N Greet tickets, and do the same.

    Peace & Love,

    Loaf





    ThM's Very Professional And Personal Phone Call To Winning Priority Point Members:

    ThM Junior Honcho Intern/Telemarketer (reading from a prepared script): Hello? Mr. or Mrs. whomever this is? This is Thunderstruck Makers. That's right, THE Thunderstruck Makers. We've got malt liquor on ice, so let's make this quick, shall we? Believe it or not, unless we've made a grave and embarrassing clerical error again ...... which cannot be ruled out in this case ...... your name is next on our "Secret List Of Unbelievably Lucky Bastards" who have enough Priority Points to buy some of the few remaining, egregiously over-priced AC/DC Meet 'N Greet seats that just became available. Congratulations!


    ThM's Extremely Sensitive "Let-Down" Call To Those That Did Not Get A Sniff:

    ThM Junior Honcho Intern/Telemarketer (speaking on pre-recorded tape): Greetings, dear lottery loser. This is the caring and merciful Thunderstruck Makers organization speaking. We are calling to inform you that you did NOT make the cut for AC/DC Meet 'N Greet tickets, but it should make you feel better to know you never had a snowball's chance in hell in the first place. Of course we feel great remorse for sounding like we told you so here, but tough love is REAL love, and the fact is ...... we, indeed, TOLD YOU SO! If you would've ponied up more cash in the first place, we wouldn't be wasting our time calling you now and pretending like we actually are sympathetic to your self-inflicted plight ..... and you might actually have gotten your precious damn seats. Anyway, no sense rubbing your nose into your past stupidity any further. We love you, dammit .... so go cry your eyes out and pour yourself a stiff belt of Thunderstruck Tequila .... start upping your donation levels immediately .... never call us EVER .... and have a truly wonderful day!

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