Re: Bison Publicity/Accomplishments Ranked - Wentz's Draft Coverage #1????
My measure is (eyeballs + eardrums) x minutes^.5.
Does Carson being a first round draft pick make the top 5?
Game Day: 1.5 million x 30 minutes? ~7.5
Tournament Bracket: 40 million x 1 minute? ~40
Carson: 30 million x 2 minutes? ~45 (just immediately during the draft)
NDSU v. UNI: 1.6 million x 180 minutes? ~ 20
On further review, I don't think it's even close. Carson may have this.
Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir."
Scrooge-"Are there no prisons?". "Plenty of prisons..."
Scrooge-"And the Union workhouses." . "Are they still in operation?". "Both very busy, sir..."
"Those who are badly off must go there."
"Many can't go there; and many would rather die."
Scrooge- "If they would rather die," "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."