Your eyes must be watery from another night of all-night drinking, fanette! (not that there's anything wrong with that.) This is a family friendly, PG-rated thread. The nerve of some people!
Now, if you ask me, the reason the last pom-pom event didn't go as well as it could have was, they gave us some scrawny, saggy poms that were both green and yellow mixed. And they gave us two of them.
We need big, beautiful, full and jiggly poms that we can stick right in the face of our opponent (figuratively, of course). And we only need 1 pom. I, for one, am not going to devote both hands to a set of poms, no matter how spectacular they happen to be. My other hand will be doing multiple other things.......................like high-fives, Bison horns and the like. Oh sure, occasionally, I might grab another person's pom, but that just depends on how "into" the game that person was at the time.