About damn time somebody started listening to "Loaf" around here!!
But you present a false argument, Teach. You see, if your wife was an SDSU cheerleader, she would (obviously) still be unmarried..................therefore no spouse to benefit from Rabbit Points that have no value anyway.
So, moral of the story.............always take the NDSU chick with the active pom-poms................... and enjoy all your benefits with a smile on your face!