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  1. 06-09-2015, 05:20 PM #1
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    Default Kelley Retiring at UND...

    He's finally saying "fuck it"...

    http://www.grandforksherald.com/news...ces-retirement
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    Default Re: Kelley Retiring at UND...

    Can't wait to see the list of names that apply for that suck job
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    I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant - B.Aud

    We all live in stories... It seems to me that a definition of any living vibrant society is that you constantly question those stories... The argument itself is freedom. It's not that you come to a conclusion about it. Through that argument you change your mind sometimes... That's how societies grow. When you can't retell for yourself the stories of your life then you live in a prison... Somebody else controls the story. - S. Rushdie
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    Default Re: Kelley Retiring at UND...

    I nominate Frank Burggraf.
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    Default Re: Kelley Retiring at UND...

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    Default Re: Kelley Retiring at UND...

    They should just combine the position with that of the assistant Zamboni driver at the REA.
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    Default Re: Kelley Retiring at UND...

    Pretty sure that guy is above the President on UND's organizational chart...
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    Default Re: Kelley Retiring at UND...

    Since they all love Bubba so much maybe he can be El President in El Forko....
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    Default Re: Kelley Retiring at UND...

    I say let the nickname committee pick a new president too. So far they are doing a great job.

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