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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    I doubt if he is even using a stopwatch. His naked eye is plenty good enough to get the job done.
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    I prefer not to think of gabe naked thankyouverymuch.
    Well if he's naked, maybe he's using a sun dial to time 40's....
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    Quote Originally Posted by KSBisonFan View Post
    Well if he's naked, maybe he's using a sun dial to time 40's....
    No....using the sun dial would mean he's up in Grand Forks evaluating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KSBisonFan View Post
    Well if he's naked, maybe he's using a sun dial to time 40's....
    Wouldn't that just have a little hand?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KSBisonFan View Post
    Well if he's naked, maybe he's using a sun dial to time 40's....

    I speculate that is only effective near the winter solstice when the lower angle of the sun casts the longest shadows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tatanka View Post
    I speculate that is only effective near the winter solstice when the lower angle of the sun casts the longest shadows.
    I believe you are making a premature speculation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tatanka View Post
    I speculate that is only effective near the winter solstice when the lower angle of the sun casts the longest shadows.
    It works year around but on cloudy days you have to fall back to 1 Mississippi

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZHerd View Post
    It works year around but on cloudy days you have to fall back to 1 Mississippi
    So we are looking for guys running a 4.missis to 4.mississi


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    Quote Originally Posted by bri-dog View Post
    Wouldn't that just have a little hand?
    Yes, he calls KS in if he needs the big hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottietohottie View Post
    So we are looking for guys running a 4.missis to 4.mississi
    Depends if you are saying it slow, medium slow, medium, medium fast, or fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZHerd View Post
    Depends if you are saying it slow, medium slow, medium, medium fast, or fast
    I was saying it like they do at the combine.


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