A new and better FBS thread

[EC8CH]

Cool story bro alert:

Funny story about the beer song, I met a coworker at a company kool-aid event a couple years ago, she was in the band at Iowa when we beat them. We're at a bar afterwards and we're talking about where everyone went to college in our group of 10 or so. It gets to me, I say NDSU.

Her eyes flash the fire of hell and she proceeds to interject for a few minutes on a long rant about how NDSU is a joke, we STOLE the game, and then afterwards we played *their* victory song (In Heaven There Is No Beer) to troll them. Everyone else is from Texas, went to school at A&M or UT, have pretty much no idea what the hell she's on about lol. Biggest smile on my face the entire time. I wasn't there for the Montana fan protoplasm episode but I would say it was probably at least half as epic.

I apologized, told her that I didn't think we stole it, but I guess you could say we ran away with it with a wink. Thanked her school for inventing the song that we've been practicing for 30 years just unleash on their unsuspecting band, and told her if she's so upset she should take it up with her AD to see if he's man enough to schedule a rematch. I was sure he would understand, not like he would've come from some joke of a school after all.

Pretty much ended with her exclaiming how much she hates NDSU. Saltiest tears I've ever tasted firsthand. Too funny

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbn...fter-beat-iowa

This article says it all. Love the sub headline "Everything belongs to them now".

[taper]

We need to bring back the "Bison once, Bison Twice..." cheer. Don't think that'll fly in today's world though.

[GreenfieldBison]

Cool story bro alert:

Funny story about the beer song, I met a coworker at a company kool-aid event a couple years ago, she was in the band at Iowa when we beat them. We're at a bar afterwards and we're talking about where everyone went to college in our group of 10 or so. It gets to me, I say NDSU.

Her eyes flash the fire of hell and she proceeds to interject for a few minutes on a long rant about how NDSU is a joke, we STOLE the game, and then afterwards we played *their* victory song (In Heaven There Is No Beer) to troll them. Everyone else is from Texas, went to school at A&M or UT, have pretty much no idea what the hell she's on about lol. Biggest smile on my face the entire time. I wasn't there for the Montana fan protoplasm episode but I would say it was probably at least half as epic.

I apologized, told her that I didn't think we stole it, but I guess you could say we ran away with it with a wink. Thanked her school for inventing the song that we've been practicing for 30 years just unleash on their unsuspecting band, and told her if she's so upset she should take it up with her AD to see if he's man enough to schedule a rematch. I was sure he would understand, not like he would've come from some joke of a school after all.

Pretty much ended with her exclaiming how much she hates NDSU. Saltiest tears I've ever tasted firsthand. Too funny

Must have been very enjoyable for you. Hopefully she has come to terms with it by now.

To me though this begs the question: how in the world can a place with no beer be called “heaven”?


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[bisonaudit]

Must have been very enjoyable for you. Hopefully she has come to terms with it by now.

To me though this begs the question: how in the world can a place with no beer be called “heaven”?


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Pastafarians they are not.

[EC8CH]

Email her this.

[tony]

Must have been very enjoyable for you. Hopefully she has come to terms with it by now.

To me though this begs the question: how in the world can a place with no beer be called “heaven”?

My theory: It's a big old wine and whisky bar up there.

JC didn't turn water into beer, after all - and for most people, it'd have been redundant.

[Hammerhead]

the beer song already has like four verses, how much better can it get?

At least we get to hear some Christmas songs during halftime at the semifinal games instead of the same songs they play every other week during the season.

[El_Chapo]

Email her this.

HOLY CRAP!! that is LEGIT the COOLEST this BAND has EVER been.. major props!! god dam that was a big fucking win.

NDSU should've announced FBS intentions in that fucking press conference.

[Professorbum]

HOLY CRAP!! that is LEGIT the COOLEST this BAND has EVER been.. major props!! god dam that was a big fucking win.

NDSU should've announced FBS intentions in that fucking press conference.

Every sports personality and their mother was saying it was time. We just sat on our thumb.

[CAS4127]

HOLY CRAP!! that is LEGIT the COOLEST this BAND has EVER been.. major props!! god dam that was a big fucking win.

NDSU should've announced FBS intentions in that fucking press conference.

That vid is awesome. Never seen it before—raw, which is the best.

Like the white jerseys and green pants. Put the Harvest helmets on and do Frisco that way this year!!

Pump it up!!