Okay, I admit it.
I have been secretly calling Joe Chapman, Gene Taylor, Dean Bresciani or Matt Larson everyday for the last 15 years and telling them …. nay, WARNING them in no uncertain terms …... that I do NOT, I repeat DO NOT, under any circumstances what-so-GD-ever, want NDSU football to move up to FBS until we can get into the Big-12 conference, or else as GOD is my witness, I will throw the biggest freaking hissy fit on Bisonville that the world has EVER SEEN OR HEARD!
I'm talking epic meltdown - broken keyboards, soiled undershorts, swearing tirades that would make truck drivers (and Hailbison) blush, constant hunger strikes (except for a small smattering of Cheetos here and there, of course), continued tailgating but not enjoying it, cutting myself with dull knives, running with scissors faster than I normally do, and growing my fingernails AND toenails out to gargantuan size.
I apologize for nothing.
So, I ask you ……... who has proven to have more clout with these people in getting what they want ….. me or Chapo?
NDSU is 125 - 8 7 Titles in 8 years,
The public has caught on, that's why there is 2000-3000 empty seats last game and this game.
Are you seriously thinking about 200-12 and 14 titles in 15 years? whats the point.
NDSU TO FBS. HAVEN'T WE WON ENOUGH?
As unorthodox and wearing on everyone as they may be, I stand behind my guerilla-like, take-no-prisoner tactics.
The fact is, results are results. And who, pray tell, has been more successful than I in getting what I want? I dare anyone to name someone.
I further pledge that I will continue to do whatever it takes to keep NDSU in the FCS until the BIG-12 naturally comes for us. So get used to it, Bisonville.
If Tony wants to ban hammer me off of this site for being so brutally honest and truthful, then that's his misguided prerogative. But such actions will definitely not hurt me until he actually does it, so there.
Resistance is futile. Your mind is no longer your own.
i think on this thread only, its ok to fight like dogs about this. the other threads being taken over just happens i guess, i dunno.
NDSU TO FBS. HAVEN'T WE WON ENOUGH?