A new and better FBS thread

[El_Chapo]

Alright... figured out a solution for us to move up, get a great media contract, solve the NIL puzzle and be (possibly) independent (at least at first):

First we need to openly declare our desire to move up. Make a BUNCH of noise about it. As conferences decline our offer (and they will) just get more and more brazen. Call them out for not being fair or scared of the Bison. This should generate media attention.
Second we need to get on every network and lay out an open challenge to any G5 school in the country. Tell them we'll kick their asses with 22 less full scholarships. Nonstop media blitz.
Third since we likely won't get many/any takers to this point we again make noise to the media. At this point we start pitching the idea of going independent and pitch the idea for a TV series on our unlikely path to the FBS and independence AND grant them media rights to our games once we successfully petition to join the FBS ranks. Pitch it to Netflix, Amazon, Peacock, Discovery... whoever will listen and let them hit up our athletes with NIL deals to promote the show.
Fourth now that we are FBS and have a great media deal, it should be much easier to attract schools to play and possibly even open doors for invites from other G5 conferences.
Fifth ????
Sixth Profit

Purple? Obviously, but maybe kinda not? I mean, it's not much crazier than some of the other scenarios I've seen thrown around in this thread.

Exactly... we already know most of the MVFC is basketball only and would quit football at a drop of a hat *see covid year*

Lets have some balls and throw them on the table. Lets publicly release a statement saying NDSU has dominated the FCS 151-12 9 titles and are looking for a FBS invite at this moment.

[Rock]

Exactly... we already know most of the MVFC is basketball only and would quit football at a drop of a hat *see covid year*

Lets have some balls and throw them on the table. Lets publicly release a statement saying NDSU has dominated the FCS 151-12 9 titles and are looking for a FBS invite at this moment.

BOOM step # 1.

But not an invite.

A complete fuck you. Fuck you BCS P5 NCAA YOU FUCKS. You wanna make all this money off these kids like a football mafia and feed them the scraps and call it fair???

Let’s make it fair. NDSU deserves in the Playoffs THIS year you pussies. The BIG ONE.

They have earned this chance to settle the old debate. Hunter berg versus that valley city queer guy bochee.

76 LaMoure or 2006 bruins or whoever the fuck wins at class a bball.

Whatever. Hoosiers.

One chance at independance P5 Because fuck you. That’s why.

Make that shit public. We invite THEM.

[Rock]

That’s how Jesus would do it.

Hey Matt. I want to eat at your place tonight.

Tax collectors eat good shit.

[Rock]

So the atheists always seem smart because they are funny. This is a TRICK! They only seem funny because NOTHING IS SACRED to them and they don’t believe in nothing until it is too late.

The “Catholics” are just boring AND stupid.

[emoji6]

Just take the “sacred” stuff for Jesus. And like.

Fuck them eh?

[Rock]

North Dakotans unite. We are all class b now.

Even that big moose from carrington. And her sister that played for the vikings.

[emoji6]

Now THAT is good smack

[Rock]

I tackled that fucker once. I well not so much tackled as “gently rode his shoulder pads and leaned him out of bounds as he luckily tired before the end zone.”

[BigHorns]

Alright... figured out a solution for us to move up, get a great media contract, solve the NIL puzzle and be (possibly) independent (at least at first):

First we need to openly declare our desire to move up. Make a BUNCH of noise about it. As conferences decline our offer (and they will) just get more and more brazen. Call them out for not being fair or scared of the Bison. This should generate media attention.
Second we need to get on every network and lay out an open challenge to any G5 school in the country. Tell them we'll kick their asses with 22 less full scholarships. Nonstop media blitz.
Third since we likely won't get many/any takers to this point we again make noise to the media. At this point we start pitching the idea of going independent and pitch the idea for a TV series on our unlikely path to the FBS and independence AND grant them media rights to our games once we successfully petition to join the FBS ranks. Pitch it to Netflix, Amazon, Peacock, Discovery... whoever will listen and let them hit up our athletes with NIL deals to promote the show.
Fourth now that we are FBS and have a great media deal, it should be much easier to attract schools to play and possibly even open doors for invites from other G5 conferences.
Fifth ????
Sixth Profit

Purple? Obviously, but maybe kinda not? I mean, it's not much crazier than some of the other scenarios I've seen thrown around in this thread.

LOL, spot on!

[Rock]

LOL, spot on!

You fuckers. [emoji6]

[Bisonator98]

Just think if GT had listened to the naysayers when we went FCS and formed the Big West, now we're in the top FCS conference and dominating this subdivision. Those saying we should only go MWC or stay FCS have short memories. Nobody gets an invite to a top conference without taking steps to get there. NDSU just needs to get their foot in the door IMO.

[Kevin]

Alright... figured out a solution for us to move up, get a great media contract, solve the NIL puzzle and be (possibly) independent (at least at first):

First we need to openly declare our desire to move up. Make a BUNCH of noise about it. As conferences decline our offer (and they will) just get more and more brazen. Call them out for not being fair or scared of the Bison. This should generate media attention.
Second we need to get on every network and lay out an open challenge to any G5 school in the country. Tell them we'll kick their asses with 22 less full scholarships. Nonstop media blitz.
Third since we likely won't get many/any takers to this point we again make noise to the media. At this point we start pitching the idea of going independent and pitch the idea for a TV series on our unlikely path to the FBS and independence AND grant them media rights to our games once we successfully petition to join the FBS ranks. Pitch it to Netflix, Amazon, Peacock, Discovery... whoever will listen and let them hit up our athletes with NIL deals to promote the show.
Fourth now that we are FBS and have a great media deal, it should be much easier to attract schools to play and possibly even open doors for invites from other G5 conferences.
Fifth ????
Sixth Profit

Purple? Obviously, but maybe kinda not? I mean, it's not much crazier than some of the other scenarios I've seen thrown around in this thread.

if AD i would unironically do this bro

too bad i'm just the oc