It would be hard to let people out at halftime to drink when they would have to leave the tailgate lots 30 minutes prior to the second half kickoff.
That CDA guy is a over-the-top for humor poster. We don't have anyone exactly like him on BV, but think of the humor of TAB crossed with the snarkiness of NDB2. I'm pretty sure that Valley City story is total BS, and he wrote it expecting everyone there to recognize it as BS. The only moron who took it seriously was, you guessed it, griz1952.
The CDA guy's story sounded kind of familiar: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ron_White I don't see the exact story but I'll keep looking.
Ah, but no punch line in his story... it just seems like one of those cut and paste jobs.
Or just bring it in a liter bottle. I have, both accidentally and intentionally, brought liter bottles of alcohol into the dome and the stadium in Frisco by just putting them in the front pocket of a hooded sweatshirt and walking right past the door guys. For Natty #3 I was passing a bottle around the stands after every TD, and then finished the bottle down on the field during the trophy presentation.
New vid boards would be nice. Make it so it's another WOW factor.
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