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  1. 08-22-2014, 07:54 PM #81
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    Well I heard Chuck Norris took his Brock Jensen pajamas to the 2nd hand store and now strictly wears Carson Wentz jammies and a red wig. Pump it up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TAILG8R View Post
    Apparently in Montana accusations of rape or consider of the joking variety.
    That's because the victim is usually a sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pucknut9 View Post
    That's because the victim is usually a sheep.
    Dig into the story...you'll find out the reasons I say that...and sheep jokes are funny coming from almost any other state besides North Dakota and Wyoming....literally any other state
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadlandsGrizFan View Post
    Dig into the story...you'll find out the reasons I say that...and sheep jokes are funny coming from almost any other state besides North Dakota and Wyoming....literally any other state
    What time is it in Montana when the sheep are facing west?

    Mountain time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadlandsGrizFan View Post
    Dig into the story...you'll find out the reasons I say that...and sheep jokes are funny coming from almost any other state besides North Dakota and Wyoming....literally any other state
    Well if he's anything like Lakes... er, I mean El Chapo, he lives in Minnesota. Soooo, still funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadlandsGrizFan View Post
    Dig into the story...you'll find out the reasons I say that...and sheep jokes are funny coming from almost any other state besides North Dakota and Wyoming....literally any other state
    Montana is 8th in the nation in sheep population. North Dakota not in top 10. Nice try. Montaaaaaaaaanaaaaaa.
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    Coach Delaney: so, what would you say your strengths are?
    Jordan Johnson: Strong Arm, Rape, losing in the playoffs, and rape.

    Delaney: you said rape twice.
    JJ: I like rape.






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    This got off topic in a hurry. Sheep?
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