Bengals offense scored on their first six possessions, and the only way the offense works is if they let Carson touch the ball on every play, either as a pass or run. The offensive line did OK at first, then they got figured out. Ertz with another false start and the center, if there is no noise, will only snap the ball when he feels like it.
On the plus side, I won't watch the Eagles on defense so, hey, my garage is spotless now and there's finally a safari top on my Jeep for winter. I made the mistake of coming in and saw that the Bengals had a third and long and found out the answer to the riddle: How many Eagles defenders it takes to tackle a WR? Answer: Five. Four to grope him until he falls down and a fifth to come in helmet first to pick up the personal foul. Next play was a personal foul too. Next week, I'm cleaning the basement.