Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Philadelphia Eagles
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...les-1797746673
For the uninitiated, it's intentionally brutal. He always save the best for last, he's from Minnesota and a huge Vikings fan. He savages his own team worse than any other.
Keep the salt handy, you'll need a grain or two. Pucknut, I don't recommend this one as it gets personal.