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    Quote Originally Posted by thebootfitter View Post
    You spelled it wrong, moran!!! Derp!

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    Sorry but no - he was correct and it is in fact you who is wrong. Moron is indeed spelled with two ‘o’s apparently unless you are a redneck from Missouri (ref: Urban Dictionary below)

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/moron

    ... and very sadly...

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Moran


    Edit: oh and I think Carson’s career is going along swimmingly myself. If he is a moron I wish I could be just as slow as he.

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    Well that went over your head...
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    Scrooge-"Are there no prisons?". "Plenty of prisons..."
    Scrooge-"And the Union workhouses." . "Are they still in operation?". "Both very busy, sir..."
    "Those who are badly off must go there."
    "Many can't go there; and many would rather die."
    Scrooge- "If they would rather die," "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDSUSR View Post
    Blow me moron. He is a idiot for screwing up his career. But yeah he has money now.
    Keep that tongue deep up his ass.
    Wentz just became one of the highest paid football players in history. If that’s what you consider a screwed up career, you better be Bill Gates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDSUSR View Post
    Blow me moron. He is a idiot for screwing up his career. But yeah he has money now.
    Keep that tongue deep up his ass.
    Tounge up Carson's ass? So dirty.

    I guess that's probably better than your situation where you have your whole head shoved up your own ass.
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    I was super wrong about how his career would start and go.

    Obviously the dude ain't perfect but he's repped the school and state about as good as anyone could ask for.

    And I doubt the fact that he got married has played a significant role in his successes or failures on the football field.

    For what it's worth...I believe Peyton Manning's wife, at one point, literally took pictures of acceptable outfits so he could dress himself.

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    I hope that guy isnt a Kirk Cousins fan

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    Never mind!


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    But seriously, if someone could just tell me how to screw my career and make millions I’m all ears. Maybe I’ll donate enough to get a new stadium built.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 23Bison View Post
    But seriously, if someone could just tell me how to screw my career and make millions I’m all ears. Maybe I’ll donate enough to get a new stadium built.
    Apparently all it takes is getting married to a woman who isn’t a cheating whore! And you’re all set for a career in the dumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDSUSR View Post
    Blow me moron. He is a idiot for screwing up his career. But yeah he has money now.
    Keep that tongue deep up his ass.
    That’s kinda dirty eh? Like a puck stuck in the keepers breezers, dirty eh. Below the belt eh. You follow the puck eh?
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