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  1. 04-04-2014, 09:08 PM #21
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    Morons. All of them.

    I'm going to start NDB2's School of Hard Knocks.

    $1,000 tuition. Day one: students get shoved into a brickwall in Downtown Fargo. Night one: kick ass party (arranged by students that afternoon; taxi rides home/condoms provided by NDB2's SOHK). Morning two: exam on basic information (who's the President, what does the fox say?); Afternoon: graduation - a cap, gown, diploma, and commemorative photo; Late afternoon day two: a bus ticket, and a scheduled interview with a trucking company in western North Dakota.

    Alumni events held in Fargo and Williston.

    ROI - about 500.

    Suck it higher education - there's a gold rush on!!!


    (The School also offers a Master's Program which consists of a Williston Public Library Card and a 1.75 of Windsor)
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    We accept cash and cash.

    Classes begin whenever the hell students show up.

    NDB2's SOHK is not accredited, licensed, bonded, insured, assured, reassured, registered, trademarked, etc.
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    Default Re: NDSU has best ROI of all schools

    Quote Originally Posted by NDB2 View Post
    We accept cash and cash.

    Classes begin whenever the hell students show up.

    NDB2's SOHK is not accredited, licensed, bonded, insured, assured, reassured, registered, trademarked, etc.
    Does NDB2's SOHK sponsor any sports?

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