Bison Fan Frisco Flight Fiasco - The Plane Truth

[LikeMothers]

Just to get out in front of this one-->I ONLY REPRESENT INNOCENT PEOPLE!!

Everybody's innocent - didn't you know that?

[runtheoption]

They have a nice one in Rochester. Killdeer, if you can get weekends off for good behavior, I can give you a ride to the games.

I don't know BBR...there might be some laws against transporting a con across state lines. I say drop him off at the Red River and he can fend for himself getting to the Dome.

[KilldeerBison]

They have a nice one in Rochester. Killdeer, if you can get weekends off for good behavior, I can give you a ride to the games.

Looking forward to it, been needing a vacation. Just as long as I don't have to fly (to prison) or drive a rental car. An update, Called Hertz in Dickinson, they don't know where the car is now, because they rented it out a few days after I left it in their lot. So... now, I guess that somebody has stolen my new car?(that I'm going to prison for) How do you put out an APB for a rental car, all I can remember is it was a Chev Malibu 4dr, it got pretty good gas mileage, last seen at the Dickinson Airport in a Hertz parking lot!! Thinking my goose is cooked. Oh, and BBR I'll make you a free personalized license plate, for your troubles. (once I have been properly trained on the license plate machine in prison)

[CAS4127]

Looking forward to it, been needing a vacation. Just as long as I don't have to fly (to prison) or drive a rental car. An update, Called Hertz in Dickinson, they don't know where the car is now, because they rented it out a few days after I left it in their lot. So... now, I guess that somebody has stolen my new car?(that I'm going to prison for) How do you put out an APB for a rental car, all I can remember is it was a Chev Malibu 4dr, it got pretty good gas mileage, last seen at the Dickinson Airport in a Hertz parking lot!! Thinking my goose is cooked.

Ya, I've heard this kinda shit before. $1 millian retainer and no free initial consult! Oil money Baby!!!



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[PattyBison]

Looking forward to it, been needing a vacation. Just as long as I don't have to fly (to prison) or drive a rental car. An update, Called Hertz in Dickinson, they don't know where the car is now, because they rented it out a few days after I left it in their lot. So... now, I guess that somebody has stolen my new car?(that I'm going to prison for) How do you put out an APB for a rental car, all I can remember is it was a Chev Malibu 4dr, it got pretty good gas mileage, last seen at the Dickinson Airport in a Hertz parking lot!! Thinking my goose is cooked.

In theory, if Dickinson acknowledges they received the car back, it should be a Hertz problem and not yours.

But maybe they get ESPN3 in prison?

[KilldeerBison]

Ya, I've heard this kinda shit before. $1 millian retainer and no free initial consult! Oil money Baby!!!



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How many pesos in a millian? Are we talking about more than $25 American dollars?

[CAS4127]

How many pesos in a millian? Are we talking about more than $25 American dollars?

Exchange rate is about 13 to 1, which equates to about $77,000 US $$ (rounded up because I'm an attorney and that's we do).


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[runtheoption]

Thinking my goose is cooked. Oh, and BBR I'll make you a free personalized license plate, for your troubles. (once I have been properly trained on the license plate machine in prison)

Ya, I've heard this kinda shit before. $1 millian retainer and no free initial consult! Oil money Baby!!!

Might as well get this started...

Fresh fish! Here fishy fishy! I'll take that tall drink of water with a silver spoon up his ass.

[KilldeerBison]

Exchange rate is about 13 to 1, which equates to about $77,000 US $$ (rounded up because I'm an attorney and that's we do).


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OK.., well I can offer you a personalized license plate (like BBR) and $25 US. I think this is a fair offer. How much experience do you have in the area of stolen rental cars? Is it a federal crime when the car is driven from Colorado to Wyoming to South Dakota then to North Dakota?

[CAS4127]

OK.., well I can offer you a personalized license plate (like BBR) and $25 US. I think this is a fair offer. How much experience do you have in the area of stolen rental cars? Is it a federal crime when the car is driven from Colorado to Wyoming to South Dakota then to North Dakota?

Are you talking legal defense experience or personal. I'm not discussing the latter, but those Chevy Malibu's are nice cars. Get you convicted and I should be in the clear!!


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