The Easton Stick Mega Thread

[GreenfieldBison]

It's a one year deal for basically peanuts in NFL QB terms

What doesn't compute for your brain?

You've literally never heard of 90% of the QB's in the NFL making less that that who are past their rookie contract.
Easy decision for Charges, it's like pulling a few pennies out of the couch and seeing what happens.

And, Easton didn't have any market whatsoever from other teams obviously, or else he wouldn't sign a 1 year deal for basically nothing. (In terms of NFL QB's)
A free agent qb signing a 1 year deal in the NFL after playing for 4 years literally means nobody wants you. The Chargers did him a solid. He was literally free to sign with any team. And nobody wanted him for more than 1 year at 1.8 million.

Where are you signing next year and for how much?

Edit: bro

[Wolfie]

Where are you signing next year and for how much?

I'm excited to announce that I'm taking my talents to Home Depot, and my agent can give you the details, but it's north of 35k a year, and includes full dental and medical with 2 weeks of paid vacation. And I don't like to brag, but I also get a 15% discount on all items in the store.

[EC8CH]

I'm excited to announce that I'm taking my talents to Home Depot, and my agent can give you the details, but it's north of 35k a year, and includes full dental and medical with 2 weeks of paid vacation. And I don't like to brag, but I also get a 15% discount on all items in the store.

Prisoners on work release make more at the Moorhead Taco Bell.

[Wolfie]

Prisoners on work release make more at the Moorhead Taco Bell.

I need to fire my agent

[heffray]

It's a one year deal for basically peanuts in NFL QB terms

What doesn't compute for your brain?

You've literally never heard of 90% of the QB's in the NFL making less that that who are past their rookie contract.
Easy decision for Charges, it's like pulling a few pennies out of the couch and seeing what happens.

And, Easton didn't have any market whatsoever from other teams obviously, or else he wouldn't sign a 1 year deal for basically nothing. (In terms of NFL QB's)
A free agent qb signing a 1 year deal in the NFL after playing for 4 years literally means nobody wants you. The Chargers did him a solid. He was literally free to sign with any team. And nobody wanted him for more than 1 year at 1.8 million.

Wolfie was right about Wentz, he’s got the clear edge to be right about Lance, and now he’s got his eyes set on being right about Stick.

A dynasty in the making, boys. Jus be grateful you were around to see it.

[gotts]

Wolfie was right about Wentz, he’s got the clear edge to be right about Lance, and now he’s got his eyes set on being right about Stick.

A dynasty in the making, boys. Jus be grateful you were around to see it.

Prepare theyself

[ByeSonBusiness]

I wish no employers wanted me and I could get paid $1.8 million to stand around.

[southcliffbison]

Wolfie was right about Wentz, he’s got the clear edge to be right about Lance, and now he’s got his eyes set on being right about Stick.

A dynasty in the making, boys. Jus be grateful you were around to see it.

Somebody pluck his eyes out.......problem solved.

[runtheoption]

I wish no employers wanted me and I could get paid $1.8 million to stand around.

All you need to do is learn when to properly insert the following words/phrases into meetings or emails: Circle Back, Synergy, Take it offline, Please advise, Think outside the box, Touch base, Aligned, During these uncertain times, Talent retention, and Upskilling.

Do that, and the next thing you know you will be holding a clipboard, walking around and talking like you know what is going on, and getting paid! Let's circle back after you have aligned all the outside-the-box thinkers.

[Bison Bridge Guy]

All you need to do is learn when to properly insert the following words/phrases into meetings or emails: Circle Back, Synergy, Take it offline, Please advise, Think outside the box, Touch base, Aligned, During these uncertain times, Talent retention, and Upskilling.

Do that, and the next thing you know you will be holding a clipboard, walking around and talking like you know what is going on, and getting paid! Let's circle back after you have aligned all the outside-the-box thinkers.

Don't forget to pivot!